loony_moony: (SPN: Misha says YUP)
This is for [livejournal.com profile] caithream, who requested more Narration of Things (Possibly Things Misha Collins Wrote), so I narrated the rhino letter he sent. :D

Letter Read by loony_moony

Here's the letter, for all interested:



Misha and Moose thank you for your time.

loony_moony: (SPN: Misha loves cats like I love Misha)
I've been busy training our newest operative the past eleven days. He makes Rambo look like a delicate rose petal.



His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him.

West Anaximander, ahuh, Misha. All I'm saying is that he should probably stick to "West", but knowing who his parents are, he'll probably go with "Anaximander". (very likely not the actual names, but I don't care)

But.

BUT.

AFSLKJFA;FJASFAL;SF;AFAKFKALDKDJ;KD;LAKAL;SFJ;AJFKLJFKLJLKJSDKGS!!!!


I want a baby
loony_moony: (SPN: Misha Collins is made of AWESOME)
MISHA COLLINS JUST RAN 83KM/51M FOR CHARITY, YOU GUYS.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. 83KM. THAT IS INSANE. WHAT.

OH MY GOD.



BRB MAKING GOOD ON MY PLEDGE.



ETA: ALSO, HE LOOKED FUCKING HOT WHILE BEING AWESOME. JUST SAYING!

loony_moony: (SPN: Misha is a sparkly Russian princess)
MISHA FUCKING COLLINS, YOU GUYS.



MY EYES ARE SO FULL OF HEARTS I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT DOUBLE RAINBOWS.
loony_moony: (SPN: Misha is a sparkly Russian princess)
I don't know what was better, Show or Misha tweeting about Show during Show. BOTH. :D

Wooooooo! :D )
loony_moony: (SPN: Misha loves cats like I love Misha)
Happy birthday, [livejournal.com profile] drvsilla! May you trench us for many years to come. :D

Via Misha Collins' twitter:

In Rome I was showered in these, very valuable gifts. I would explain, but I can't because I don't understand.



I know it's rude to be critical of gifts one receives, but I do want to point out that some of you generous people seem to be confused about my gender.
PS if you don't know what i'm talking about, you're probably better off.


(aaaaaand a close-up, because [livejournal.com profile] dailymisha could)



DIE, FANGIRLS! DIE! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MISHA BEARD SEX YOU.
loony_moony: (SPN: Winchesters)
100 Reasons Why I Love "Supernatural" (and everything that has to do with it), THE EXTREMELY VISUAL EDITION.

WARNING: NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY AT ALL.

Cut to spare your poor browser and/or your Mem )
loony_moony: (Cat! I'm a kitty cat!)
[livejournal.com profile] deirdre_c, YOU ARE MADE OF LOVE AND CHOCOLATES AND MORE LOVE. <333333333333!!!!!!!!!

More things!

1. This is going to blow. Your mind.

Basically this physicist has theorized that we're possibly trapped in a wormhole that lies within a black hole located in a MUCH. BIGGER. UNIVERSE. All Sliders fans whose brains were blown, raise your hands! *RAISES MOTHERFUCKING HAND*

2. Surprising names appearing in rising names for babies in 2010

Basically Cas Castiel and SUCKY Sookie. Which, BUH?

3. Dear Eric Kripke, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, DAMMIT.

If Sir says he wants to come back to Show and is waiting for the producers to call, YOU FUCKING CALL.

Hmph.
loony_moony: (Jon Stewart: GO ONNNN)
1. So today, I got myself out of a Pearl Jam concert (coincidence) with my sister and into a paper about The Daily Show with Grating Voice Professor. SECOND POLI SCI COURSE IN A ROW I'M DOING THIS, YOU GUYS. I win.

2. Why am I only discovering now how funny Zach Galifianakis is?

Seriously. Watch all of the videos. He is HYSTERICAL. I have a special place in my heart for the Conan O'Brien one.

3. Tine Fey still telling it like it is on Esquire.

And she's also still hotter, funnier, smarter, richer and more successful than I'll ever be.

Choice quote:

What I've come to realize is that when people say, 'The thinking man's whatever' — there's no such thing. The thinking man also wants to fuck Megan Fox.

4. Coco and Fox getting closer to a deal?

Long story short: Conan takes a pay cut, Fox gets him on the 11PM slot. NBC offered to lease the Tonight Show space for this, but Conan refused. Oh, and Comedy Central are numbnuts. Seriously. What's wrong with the 10PM slot?

5. So Misha Collins is basically the best man to fangirl ever.

Seriously. HE MADE TRUFFLES AND SENT THEM TO A FAN. HE. MADE. TRUFFLES. If Misha Collins sent me truffles, I would've probably done incredibly indecent things to them.

If he only now admits he's originally Jewish, I could die happily. BECAUSE HE TOTALLY IS. Those Yiddische cracks and Hebrew wishes don't come from Jensen, let me tell you.

6. And because it was St. Patrick's Day today and I couldn't stop watching (and LOVING) this video, here is your moment of Zen:

loony_moony: (SPN: Misha is a sparkly Russian princess)
Misha Collins' brain, ladies and gentlemen.

loony_moony: (SPN: Misha approves your deeds minion)
But nevermind these trifling little bank-eating trips to Bed, Bath and Beyond.

1. There's an Oscar campaign for the Sherlock Holmes OST, and it made a music video.

I didn't really dig the Sherlock Holmes OST, but I can't deny it's a pretty fucking badass soundtrack, thanks to the always-cool Hans Zimmer. Btw, there's some RDJ candy for you in the video. :D

2. Apparently it wasn't really Taylor Squintface's topless body in all those New Moon posters

How fucking sad is it that after all the Padalecki-style beefing up this poor dude did, and it still isn't his body on those posters. I sort of feel bad for him, because it's like the main thing he has to offer, seeing as he has no acting talent or onscreen charisma. Then I remember he's hot commodity in Hollwyood right now and he's already making millions at his barely-legal age and I stop pitying him.


Ah, nevermind. It was a fan-made poster.

3. Former lingerie model is believed to be heading one of the world's largest drug gangs.

Her drug trafficking, I kid you not, consists of paying other lingerie models to smuggle drugs (mainly cocaine). And if that doesn't sound like a movie plot to you, I can add that her ex is the head of another huge drug gang, and she started hers as a revenge. NOW you can see it, can't you. ;D

4. Misha Collins cements yet again that he is a cat person (\O/) by embedding the following youtube:



That is the most adorable cat on the face of the planet, and it hurts my heart to know cats like him aren't loved because of his disorder. :(

Misha also dropped another yiddische thing, and I'm starting to suspect he is a secret Jew. WHICH WOULD MAKE MY YEAR, MAKE NO MISTAKE.
loony_moony: (SPN: Castiel the concept)
1. WILL AND I CAN HAS AN APARTMENT! \O/ Leases shall be signed tomorrow, things should be moved on Sunday. :D

2. Bless [livejournal.com profile] ignited's grouchy heart. She's doing a SPN/CWRPS bodyswap meme.


The SPN & CW RPF Bodyswap Meme!



3. I knew no one would wanna see this with me, so I went to see 'Legion' all alone in the bitter cold, and other yiddisch guilt phrases )

During the trailers, I realized two things:

1. Zoe Saldana is IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE ABOUT TO COME OUT THIS YEAR. Seriously. Woman's done some MILEAGE.

2. Though "MacGruber" looks promising, I couldn't help but imagine Jensen Ackles instead of Ryan Philippe (in the role of the FBI dude). AGAIN. IN MY BRAIN, THEY ARE TWINS. Very pretty, very dry twins. Yes, I'm feeling judged by fandom.

LOL

Jan. 21st, 2010 11:29 pm
loony_moony: (SPN: Misha approves your deeds minion)
I won't lie, this made me grin so hard today, and I really needed it.

Danneel Harris, a budding Mishawife?

Poor Jensen. Another one bites the dust (and by "dust" I do mean "pretty boy angel's lips and/or butt". Clearly she's a lips and/or butt girl).

:D

NO DAMMIT I WILL NOT FOLLOW HER TWITTER. I WILL NOT. But I'm SO TEMPTED omgggggg. but really I won't follow her because she overtweets while replying to haters/fans, and I hate tweetspamming.
loony_moony: (SPN: Chadface)
I slept 12 hours straight last night. Then I napped for an hour more with Kitty. Then I spent the rest of the day being groggy and reading shit on my laptop, then failing at reaching my run goal at the gym. BAH, SAYS I. Might have to redo this run week.

ANYHOO. THINGS THAT MADE ME HAPPY TODAY:

1. SNOWFLAKES! Thank you everyone who sent me one! They were a lovely surprise. :D

2. [livejournal.com profile] ignited linked to her last year's holiday icons post, and I ran into this exchange between myself and [livejournal.com profile] memphis86 about Hannukah, Yiddschism and Misha Collins. HEE.

3. This ficlet [livejournal.com profile] chash wrote about Misha and Danneel meeting and becoming THE WORLD'S AWESOMEST BFFS. Needs to happen IRL ASAP, I demand.

4. An exchange in Twitter between [livejournal.com profile] chash and [livejournal.com profile] wanttobeatree, which culminated in the following statement by [livejournal.com profile] chash:

SAM/FRODO IS CLEARLY DEAN/SAM, WHILE MERRY/PIPPIN IS JENSEN/JARED

Which is so TRUFAX I cannot even. OMFG.

5. I've watched some of "Blades of Glory" on the TV, AND I'M FIRING ALL OF YOU BECAUSE NO ONE TOLD ME WILL FERRELL'S CHARACTER WAS NAMED CHAZ MICHAEL MICHAELS. YOU GUYS. The whole entertainment world is in consensus that CMM is a douche worthy of remembering. SOMEONE GIVE HIM A REALITY SHOW.

6. This ONTD post about Life Magazine's best celebrity covers, which became a huge picspam of Old Hollywood. YAY!
loony_moony: (Glee: SPN crossover OTP is my ultimate)
Today, on your local fandom:

1. Mantyhose! The new trend sweeping London!

Yes, you read it correctly. Mantyhose. :D

2. Robsten becoming public on the next issue of Harper's Bazaar?

My reactions were in the following order:

Ew, Robsten.

Ew, Twilight.

Ew, Harper's Bazaar.

Ew, no soap. Bad hobos.

(The reactions on ONTD were: "EWWWWWW", "OMG I KNEW IT!", "LOL Twilight is so out", "but aren't they gay?")

3. Another cast member to leave 'House' (SPOILERS)

Funnily enough, the comments to the post became remarkably Supernatural-oriented, which is why I'm linking it.

4. The inimitable Misha Collins tweets back!

Which leads us to your moment of Zen:

A lot of U R confusing me w/some actor named "Misha Collins." I'm the traveling revivalist minister, Misha Collins.



Oh Misha, stay sparkly. :D
loony_moony: (SPN: Misha knows fanservice)
Here it is, your moment of Zen:



(No, that is not a spoilery Castiel pic from the new season. That is Misha Collins disguised as a mulberries forest delivery man for his twitter, wearing Jensen Ackles' Lederhosen from Monster Movie)
loony_moony: (SPN: Misha is a sparkly Russian princess)
You know what needs to happen? A True Blood/Supernatural/Leverage crossover fic.

Percolate. :D

Speaking of which, happy birthday, Misha! You're one fierce crazycakes, and you might just be too smart for your own good. Notice how I didn't say pretty. THAT'S BECAUSE I'M NICE.
loony_moony: (TB: Team Eric bitches)
Happy-inducing happy:

1. "Julie and Julia" is possibly the most inexplicably adorable movie ever. Its adorableness is inexplicable in the same sense "Fired Up" is funny. Only, you know, "Julie and Julia" has Amy Adams, Merryl Streep, Stanley Tucci and Jane Lynch (aka Coach Woman from "Glee"), and "Fired Up" has...Danneel Harris as a lesbian cheerleader? IT'S AN ADORABLE MOVIE, MMMKAY. Go see it.

2. Now that [livejournal.com profile] unreckless has just posted her amazing angst Big Bang fest of amazingness that is 'Deadsville', I realized I never actually made the rec about her previous (and first) J2 fic, 'Food Porn'. It's a wonderful fic that immediately entered my top 10 favourite J2 fics of all time list, and it features a neurotic-and-then-some Jensen and a slightly douchy Jared who nurses an unrequited crush on him. And they're both chefs. It also involves a restaurant called "Supernatural" with a special men's bathroom, Iron Chef, hunger-causing descriptions of food making and my top favouritest kid characterization ever. It's fantastic and insane, incoherently linear and I LOVE IT I LOVE IT I LOVE IT. Yep. :D

3. Today I bought a dress and a pair of shoes that make me look so fucking va-va-voom, I could go as Joan Holloway on Halloween. Which I'm totally going to. Yay!

4. MISHAMISHAMISHA!



You're welcome to invade my personal space ANYTIME. *_*

5. GIP!

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