loony_moony: (TB: Sunglasses)
This has been on my mind ever since I saw Beyoncé's performance of "Run The World (Girls)", and the positive review it had in Bitch Magazine.

Thinky thoughts and more youtubing )

Now I feel stupid.
loony_moony: (TB: Sunglasses)
This has been on my mind ever since I saw Beyoncé's performance of "Run The World (Girls)", and the positive review it had in Bitch Magazine.

Thinky thoughts and more youtubing )

Now I feel stupid.
loony_moony: (SPN: Sam is la la la not listening!)
NO. NO. NO. FUCKING NO, FUCKERS.

WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING WITH HE'S A FUCKING ESCAPED RAPIST. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT HIM DRUGGING A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL BEFORE RAPING HER AGAIN AND AGAIN, DESPITE HER PLEAS FOR HIM TO STOP. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT THE LAW ABIDING FOR FUCKING EVERYONE, NOT JUST US POOR UNKNOWN CITIZENS. I DON'T CARE IF HE'S THE BEST DIRECTOR THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN (HE IS NOT, BTW), HE RAPED AN UNDERAGE GIRL MULTIPLE TIMES AND HE SHOULD'VE BEEN PUNISHED FOR THAT 30 YEARS AGO.

FUCK YOU FOR YOUR HIGH-HANDEDNESS. FUCK YOU FOR SUPPORTING HIM.

FUCK YOU.

I HOPE HE GETS MAXIMUM PUNISHMENT AND ROTS IN JAIL LONG ENOUGH TO GET WHAT HE DID, THE FUCKING SCUMBAG.


I AM JUST SO BEYOND DISGUSTED BY ALL OF THIS. UGH.
loony_moony: (SPN: Sam is la la la not listening!)
NO. NO. NO. FUCKING NO, FUCKERS.

WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING WITH HE'S A FUCKING ESCAPED RAPIST. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT HIM DRUGGING A 13 YEAR OLD GIRL BEFORE RAPING HER AGAIN AND AGAIN, DESPITE HER PLEAS FOR HIM TO STOP. WHAT ARE YOU NOT GETTING ABOUT THE LAW ABIDING FOR FUCKING EVERYONE, NOT JUST US POOR UNKNOWN CITIZENS. I DON'T CARE IF HE'S THE BEST DIRECTOR THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN (HE IS NOT, BTW), HE RAPED AN UNDERAGE GIRL MULTIPLE TIMES AND HE SHOULD'VE BEEN PUNISHED FOR THAT 30 YEARS AGO.

FUCK YOU FOR YOUR HIGH-HANDEDNESS. FUCK YOU FOR SUPPORTING HIM.

FUCK YOU.

I HOPE HE GETS MAXIMUM PUNISHMENT AND ROTS IN JAIL LONG ENOUGH TO GET WHAT HE DID, THE FUCKING SCUMBAG.


I AM JUST SO BEYOND DISGUSTED BY ALL OF THIS. UGH.
loony_moony: (SPN: Jared says eeeeeeeeh)
Yay for procrastinating!

1. The Fug Girls bid farewell to Chad Michael Murray on OTH (or as they call him, El Squintano)
And they're hilarious as always. Also, I have this feeling they would totally blend in with the ones in our group who sport unhealthy affection for this alien of a show and douche of a man. :D

2. I totally missed the premiere of SYTYCD, but ONTD posted some YouTubes from it and I think this girl is AMAZING
Seriously. Her name is Gabi Rojas, and she fucking floats. I'd pay to see her perform live.

3. Jared makes it into Men's Fitness' 25 Fittest Men in the World list (And Perez Hilton notices and drools on him)

Who else is on that list? Oh, just a bunch of Olympians, legendary sportsmen, a rich dude who probably paid to be there and Iron Man. Entry on Padalecki consists of rehashing the famous pub brawl story from season 2 (after which you can see him cradling his still broken, untreated hand on CSPWDT) and talking about how he didn't want to look like an unrealistic wuss who gets to take Jason down in F13, which leads me to the following letter:

Dear Jared Padalecki,

You have Issues. You seriously, seriously do. I know you don't wanna look tiny/skinny/not tough enough/a pussy Sam, but man, enough is enough with your body image Issues. You are HUGE. You have been huge since practically season 1 of Supernatural. You are 6'5'' and you probably weigh more than 200 pounds, ALL MUSCLE. ENOUGH, PADALECKI.

I realize you don't think you look good, that you don't think you're sexy. I get that, I do (you GIRL). I too would have difficulties thinking I'm attractive if I spent 90+ hours a week alongside Jensen Ackles and his ridiculous face. But man, you've had GAZILLIONS of fangirls (and fanboys) already on freakin' Gilmore Girls, and it wasn't because of Dean Forester's fashion sense, or his passive-aggressive tendencies, let me tell you. YOU. ARE. GORGEOUS. Okay, maybe not conventionally gorgeous in the face (blah blah Jensen blah), but man, still gorgeous all the same. Maybe even moreso than guys like Jensen, because your face is unique. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

So SHUT UP about your stupid SIZE and your stupid REGIMEN and your stupid PROTEIN SHAKES, and start eating candy again while taunting Jensen in the make up trailer, instead of working out. LIKE YOU NEED IT. SHUT UP.

And before you say "whuh? who are you? wtf", I am a fangirl. Drooling on guys like you IS WHAT I DO. SUCK IT UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ISSUES ALREADY, DAMMIT.

Love,

Moonay

PS: Jensen? If I were Refur, you'd be getting a Fabulous Drunken!Sam Seal of Disapproval for sucking as a bff.

PPS: God, I hate Hollywood sometimes. Look at what it does to perfectly normal dudes. GAH.
loony_moony: (SPN: Jared says eeeeeeeeh)
Yay for procrastinating!

1. The Fug Girls bid farewell to Chad Michael Murray on OTH (or as they call him, El Squintano)
And they're hilarious as always. Also, I have this feeling they would totally blend in with the ones in our group who sport unhealthy affection for this alien of a show and douche of a man. :D

2. I totally missed the premiere of SYTYCD, but ONTD posted some YouTubes from it and I think this girl is AMAZING
Seriously. Her name is Gabi Rojas, and she fucking floats. I'd pay to see her perform live.

3. Jared makes it into Men's Fitness' 25 Fittest Men in the World list (And Perez Hilton notices and drools on him)

Who else is on that list? Oh, just a bunch of Olympians, legendary sportsmen, a rich dude who probably paid to be there and Iron Man. Entry on Padalecki consists of rehashing the famous pub brawl story from season 2 (after which you can see him cradling his still broken, untreated hand on CSPWDT) and talking about how he didn't want to look like an unrealistic wuss who gets to take Jason down in F13, which leads me to the following letter:

Dear Jared Padalecki,

You have Issues. You seriously, seriously do. I know you don't wanna look tiny/skinny/not tough enough/a pussy Sam, but man, enough is enough with your body image Issues. You are HUGE. You have been huge since practically season 1 of Supernatural. You are 6'5'' and you probably weigh more than 200 pounds, ALL MUSCLE. ENOUGH, PADALECKI.

I realize you don't think you look good, that you don't think you're sexy. I get that, I do (you GIRL). I too would have difficulties thinking I'm attractive if I spent 90+ hours a week alongside Jensen Ackles and his ridiculous face. But man, you've had GAZILLIONS of fangirls (and fanboys) already on freakin' Gilmore Girls, and it wasn't because of Dean Forester's fashion sense, or his passive-aggressive tendencies, let me tell you. YOU. ARE. GORGEOUS. Okay, maybe not conventionally gorgeous in the face (blah blah Jensen blah), but man, still gorgeous all the same. Maybe even moreso than guys like Jensen, because your face is unique. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL.

So SHUT UP about your stupid SIZE and your stupid REGIMEN and your stupid PROTEIN SHAKES, and start eating candy again while taunting Jensen in the make up trailer, instead of working out. LIKE YOU NEED IT. SHUT UP.

And before you say "whuh? who are you? wtf", I am a fangirl. Drooling on guys like you IS WHAT I DO. SUCK IT UP AND TAKE CARE OF YOUR ISSUES ALREADY, DAMMIT.

Love,

Moonay

PS: Jensen? If I were Refur, you'd be getting a Fabulous Drunken!Sam Seal of Disapproval for sucking as a bff.

PPS: God, I hate Hollywood sometimes. Look at what it does to perfectly normal dudes. GAH.
loony_moony: (SPN: It has women issues)
Yeah, I'm totally having an SNL Justin Timberlake moment. Sue me, really.

Now to the point of this post.

Lucifer Rising - The Rewatch! )
loony_moony: (SPN: It has women issues)
Yeah, I'm totally having an SNL Justin Timberlake moment. Sue me, really.

Now to the point of this post.

Lucifer Rising - The Rewatch! )
loony_moony: (SPN: Meh)
Heh. I seem to recall the last time we had this on our plates. I still stand by what I said then, by the way.

And also. You guys, I love Show, but let's face it, it's not always well-written. There are episodes in it that make me tear my hair off and yell at the TV. There are characters that I wish were better handled. There are moments I wish were better done in many different senses of the word. There are moments where Sam and Dean do things that make me go WTF KRIPKE at the TV and squint at Jared and Jensen a lot. And I don't think it's particularly secret that Supernatural has never been a great place for female characters, with or without crazy fangirls being crazy.

It's the place where Ellen disappears into thin air for no reason, and Jo is made to walk a very tight, very awkward line between sister and lover. It's the place where Bela is a botched experiment at trying to sktech an independent woman in a hypermasculine world, and Ruby gets a full 180 in order to accommodate the storyline (my theory), and not executed very successfully (my opinion). It's the place where women are oftentimes drawn as cheap, base and dumb, and even when they're not, they still don't seem to stay. It's a place where Mary Winchester is posed with the awful decision between kissing her possessed father and seeing her soon-to-be-fiancé die.

And in comes Castiel, with his dilemmas and his feelings and his ex-commander in female form. In a show where women have a problematic existence, where the main relationship is infused with sexual tension (whether you want it or not, it's there), and it's between two guys, comes Castiel and his semi-obssession with Dean Winchester.

I'm not sure if it all ties in. I'm not sure if it's truly just bad writing/acting/directing or if it's also to do with the way a lot of fangirls do openly dislike most of the female characters on the show (it's not a wank, it's simply a fact). But I do know that, like I've said before, it's always been a problem on Supernatural, way before RPS madness and ratings bump.

That is all.
loony_moony: (SPN: Meh)
Heh. I seem to recall the last time we had this on our plates. I still stand by what I said then, by the way.

And also. You guys, I love Show, but let's face it, it's not always well-written. There are episodes in it that make me tear my hair off and yell at the TV. There are characters that I wish were better handled. There are moments I wish were better done in many different senses of the word. There are moments where Sam and Dean do things that make me go WTF KRIPKE at the TV and squint at Jared and Jensen a lot. And I don't think it's particularly secret that Supernatural has never been a great place for female characters, with or without crazy fangirls being crazy.

It's the place where Ellen disappears into thin air for no reason, and Jo is made to walk a very tight, very awkward line between sister and lover. It's the place where Bela is a botched experiment at trying to sktech an independent woman in a hypermasculine world, and Ruby gets a full 180 in order to accommodate the storyline (my theory), and not executed very successfully (my opinion). It's the place where women are oftentimes drawn as cheap, base and dumb, and even when they're not, they still don't seem to stay. It's a place where Mary Winchester is posed with the awful decision between kissing her possessed father and seeing her soon-to-be-fiancé die.

And in comes Castiel, with his dilemmas and his feelings and his ex-commander in female form. In a show where women have a problematic existence, where the main relationship is infused with sexual tension (whether you want it or not, it's there), and it's between two guys, comes Castiel and his semi-obssession with Dean Winchester.

I'm not sure if it all ties in. I'm not sure if it's truly just bad writing/acting/directing or if it's also to do with the way a lot of fangirls do openly dislike most of the female characters on the show (it's not a wank, it's simply a fact). But I do know that, like I've said before, it's always been a problem on Supernatural, way before RPS madness and ratings bump.

That is all.
loony_moony: (SPN: Jensen's douchy yet winsome smirk)
Dear "Merlin" fandom,

Yeah, not really. Sorry. Our boys still look better gayer.

Supernaturally yours,

Moonay

PS: Kudos for getting 50% of all the Harry Potter slashers though!

PPS: I rule at April Fools.

***

Dear Guy With Dean Coat On The Bus,

Your Dean Coat was HAWT. And it smelled like REAL LEATHER. I know that because you were practically smooshing it into my face. It was still HAWT.

Wanting a coat like that (possibly with a Dean in it),

Moonay

***

Dear MTA,

YOUR CONTINUOUS SUBWAY FAIL AT PEAK HOURS IS AN ONGOING UNFUNNY APRIL FOOLS' JOKE.

HATING,

Moonay

PS: Your fuck-all during the weekends? I swear, if I had a reasonably-costing alternative, I'd be on that shit YESTERDAY. FUCK YOU.

PPS: Have you considered you're not getting bailout money because your board fucking SUCKS AT THEIR JOB?

***

Dear Stephen Colbert,

I get that you're a megalomaniac character, and I do agree that the final frontier is the way to go.

But I'm also pretty sure NASA hates you so much right now for fucking with their Jossing, they'll name the new space toilettes outlet "Colbert" and not, like, the control center energy hub or something.

Contemplatively,

Moonay

***

Dear Hugh Laurie,

Your participation in "Monsters vs. Aliens" is making me consider going to see that movie.

Stop that.

Prefering to see "Coraline 3D" for the 3rd time,

Moonay

***

Dear Jensen Ackles,

You are an absolute DOLL. And by that I don't mean only that you are impossibly perfect-looking even when you oversleep after a night of booze, (probably) drugs and heterosexual sex.

You are an utter doll, and you're charming and funny as hell when you feel like it.

Dammit.

Crushing over you for the 3829349247928742th time,

Moonay

PS: Jared would not have smiled quite so much without you. I see what you did thar.

***

Dear Misha "Latke" Collins,

I don't know how we lived in this fandom before you came, with your dream pet names, your insanely awesome resumé and your Zen answers to inane questions. YOU ARE A DELIGHTFUL, DELICIOUS MAN. OM NOM NOMMMM (get it? get it? :D).

Love,

Moonay

PS: I'm sort of frightened of your interest in fandom and fics. I have a feeling you'd actually take us seriously. EEP!

***

Dear Seth Grahame-Smith,

FOR THE EPIC, AUSTEN WIN.

Braaains,

Moonay
loony_moony: (SPN: Jensen's douchy yet winsome smirk)
Dear "Merlin" fandom,

Yeah, not really. Sorry. Our boys still look better gayer.

Supernaturally yours,

Moonay

PS: Kudos for getting 50% of all the Harry Potter slashers though!

PPS: I rule at April Fools.

***

Dear Guy With Dean Coat On The Bus,

Your Dean Coat was HAWT. And it smelled like REAL LEATHER. I know that because you were practically smooshing it into my face. It was still HAWT.

Wanting a coat like that (possibly with a Dean in it),

Moonay

***

Dear MTA,

YOUR CONTINUOUS SUBWAY FAIL AT PEAK HOURS IS AN ONGOING UNFUNNY APRIL FOOLS' JOKE.

HATING,

Moonay

PS: Your fuck-all during the weekends? I swear, if I had a reasonably-costing alternative, I'd be on that shit YESTERDAY. FUCK YOU.

PPS: Have you considered you're not getting bailout money because your board fucking SUCKS AT THEIR JOB?

***

Dear Stephen Colbert,

I get that you're a megalomaniac character, and I do agree that the final frontier is the way to go.

But I'm also pretty sure NASA hates you so much right now for fucking with their Jossing, they'll name the new space toilettes outlet "Colbert" and not, like, the control center energy hub or something.

Contemplatively,

Moonay

***

Dear Hugh Laurie,

Your participation in "Monsters vs. Aliens" is making me consider going to see that movie.

Stop that.

Prefering to see "Coraline 3D" for the 3rd time,

Moonay

***

Dear Jensen Ackles,

You are an absolute DOLL. And by that I don't mean only that you are impossibly perfect-looking even when you oversleep after a night of booze, (probably) drugs and heterosexual sex.

You are an utter doll, and you're charming and funny as hell when you feel like it.

Dammit.

Crushing over you for the 3829349247928742th time,

Moonay

PS: Jared would not have smiled quite so much without you. I see what you did thar.

***

Dear Misha "Latke" Collins,

I don't know how we lived in this fandom before you came, with your dream pet names, your insanely awesome resumé and your Zen answers to inane questions. YOU ARE A DELIGHTFUL, DELICIOUS MAN. OM NOM NOMMMM (get it? get it? :D).

Love,

Moonay

PS: I'm sort of frightened of your interest in fandom and fics. I have a feeling you'd actually take us seriously. EEP!

***

Dear Seth Grahame-Smith,

FOR THE EPIC, AUSTEN WIN.

Braaains,

Moonay
loony_moony: (SPN: Sam is la la la not listening!)
No one likes this award show. No one. Not the performers, the industry, the audience. Why is it even still on? (No, don't say the awards. The Grammys are about as political as the Oscars)

Good god why does anyone like Miley Cyrus? She is the most annoying girl I've seen in a long, long while.

Carrie Underwood WHAT ARE YOU WEARING.

Taylor Swift is generic.

Dear god, Robert Plant is an old man. *weeps for the last Viking*

Justin Timberlake can't stand being upstaged. By anyone.

I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS. SO MUCH.

Katie Perry started that song of hers and I immediately changed the channel. Really, it's just two steps from Lady GaGa at this point.

ILU CRAIG FERGUSON.

I don't particularly like her, but you gotta admit. M.I.A performing with Jay Z, T.I. and Kanye West (and now Lil' Wayne) and holding her on on her due date is fucking hardcore. I think T.I. wants to be her baby daddy. LOL.

Jennifer Hudson is beautiful. Also, pissed off. Also also, not happy performing and not taking chances.

Justin Timberlake does NOT need a full sized concert piano for what he's doing. Geez. Size compensation much? T.I. really is hot.
loony_moony: (SPN: Sam is la la la not listening!)
No one likes this award show. No one. Not the performers, the industry, the audience. Why is it even still on? (No, don't say the awards. The Grammys are about as political as the Oscars)

Good god why does anyone like Miley Cyrus? She is the most annoying girl I've seen in a long, long while.

Carrie Underwood WHAT ARE YOU WEARING.

Taylor Swift is generic.

Dear god, Robert Plant is an old man. *weeps for the last Viking*

Justin Timberlake can't stand being upstaged. By anyone.

I HATE THE JONAS BROTHERS. SO MUCH.

Katie Perry started that song of hers and I immediately changed the channel. Really, it's just two steps from Lady GaGa at this point.

ILU CRAIG FERGUSON.

I don't particularly like her, but you gotta admit. M.I.A performing with Jay Z, T.I. and Kanye West (and now Lil' Wayne) and holding her on on her due date is fucking hardcore. I think T.I. wants to be her baby daddy. LOL.

Jennifer Hudson is beautiful. Also, pissed off. Also also, not happy performing and not taking chances.

Justin Timberlake does NOT need a full sized concert piano for what he's doing. Geez. Size compensation much? T.I. really is hot.
loony_moony: (SPN: Sam is scary as fuck)
You know, rewatching "Mystery Spot" (OMG YES AGAIN I KNOW), I think it's pretty obvious that fake!Bobby is fake from the get-go. The ritual with the human sacrifice that allegedly should summon the Trickster is something the real Bobby (omg I keep writing Booby) would never suggest, even though it would bring Dean back. Because Bobby, like John, is ruthless at what he does (and he's good at it too), but not at the price of his morals and humanity. He would not stoop as low as to kill an innocent human being to save another if he has any other choice. The real Bobby would choose never to tell/help Sam if it came to it. Interestingly enough, I think Sam only recognizes fake!Bobby for what he is when he offers to sacrifice himself to save Dean, which is, again, something the real!Bobby would never do. Because Bobby already made it clear to Dean in AHBL II that running around and throwing yourself down the pit for someone you love would only hurt them worse. He himself would never wish it for Dean. So in hindsight, kind of a low blow from the Trickster, but an effective one nonetheless. Also, a test to see if Sam is on his toes (which he is), and ready to face Hell (which he also is, though he doesn't know it yet). The Trickster gets three for the price of one in here: He teaches Sam a lesson, he tests him for readiness, and he also has a kick out of killing Dean in the most ridiculous ways possible, which is very fitting in a way; the Trickster punishes people for Hubris, and though Dean is not materialistic at all, he does have a lot of pride in what he does. Killing him in ridiculous ways is a wonderfully crude way of basically stepping on his toes, kneeing him in the groin and rubbing salt on his wounds at the same time. Hee.

New moment I've discovered this time: On the first Wednesday, when Dean turns to Sam and asks him how many Tuesdays he'd been through, and Sam says "I don't know", it's very fleeting, but Dean has this totally alarmed look that is so Dean-ish, I don't think anyone new to the series would recognize it for what it is. He is absolutely freaked out that Sam has seen him die so many times, he can't even remember the amount anymore. Frankly, I'd be worried too if I were him, and kudos to Jensen for subtlety. :)

Did I mention I fucking LOVE "Mystery Spot"? :D
loony_moony: (SPN: Sam is scary as fuck)
You know, rewatching "Mystery Spot" (OMG YES AGAIN I KNOW), I think it's pretty obvious that fake!Bobby is fake from the get-go. The ritual with the human sacrifice that allegedly should summon the Trickster is something the real Bobby (omg I keep writing Booby) would never suggest, even though it would bring Dean back. Because Bobby, like John, is ruthless at what he does (and he's good at it too), but not at the price of his morals and humanity. He would not stoop as low as to kill an innocent human being to save another if he has any other choice. The real Bobby would choose never to tell/help Sam if it came to it. Interestingly enough, I think Sam only recognizes fake!Bobby for what he is when he offers to sacrifice himself to save Dean, which is, again, something the real!Bobby would never do. Because Bobby already made it clear to Dean in AHBL II that running around and throwing yourself down the pit for someone you love would only hurt them worse. He himself would never wish it for Dean. So in hindsight, kind of a low blow from the Trickster, but an effective one nonetheless. Also, a test to see if Sam is on his toes (which he is), and ready to face Hell (which he also is, though he doesn't know it yet). The Trickster gets three for the price of one in here: He teaches Sam a lesson, he tests him for readiness, and he also has a kick out of killing Dean in the most ridiculous ways possible, which is very fitting in a way; the Trickster punishes people for Hubris, and though Dean is not materialistic at all, he does have a lot of pride in what he does. Killing him in ridiculous ways is a wonderfully crude way of basically stepping on his toes, kneeing him in the groin and rubbing salt on his wounds at the same time. Hee.

New moment I've discovered this time: On the first Wednesday, when Dean turns to Sam and asks him how many Tuesdays he'd been through, and Sam says "I don't know", it's very fleeting, but Dean has this totally alarmed look that is so Dean-ish, I don't think anyone new to the series would recognize it for what it is. He is absolutely freaked out that Sam has seen him die so many times, he can't even remember the amount anymore. Frankly, I'd be worried too if I were him, and kudos to Jensen for subtlety. :)

Did I mention I fucking LOVE "Mystery Spot"? :D
loony_moony: (SPN: SRS BZNIS)
Dear Whatever Network That Owns SGA,

Do you KNOW what you've just done to my flist? You suck big sweaty BALLS.

No love,

Moonay



Dear Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles,

I'm very torn about the gag reel. For one thing, it's so damn adorable that you guys enjoy Teh Big Gay Love of Sam and Dean, and you're sure as hell (bad pun, sorry) not afraid to show it. However, there's a limit on the amount of times I'm willing to watch (and rewatch) you two Blue Steel the cameras and Jared squeal like the little Jensen fangirl girl he really is inside. And honestly? We tend to write you (or Sam and Dean) being gay better than you do it yourselves.

Ambivalent love and cookies,

Moonay

PS: Who do you think you're kidding, Ackles? So whipped.



Dean Beloved Flist,

Excuse me if I'm being bitchy and sarcastic. I love you LOTS. I JUST NEED SLEEP.

Needing sleep,

Moonay

PS: DON'T LET ME HAVE MORE COFFEE
loony_moony: (SPN: SRS BZNIS)
Dear Whatever Network That Owns SGA,

Do you KNOW what you've just done to my flist? You suck big sweaty BALLS.

No love,

Moonay



Dear Jared Padalecki and Jensen Ackles,

I'm very torn about the gag reel. For one thing, it's so damn adorable that you guys enjoy Teh Big Gay Love of Sam and Dean, and you're sure as hell (bad pun, sorry) not afraid to show it. However, there's a limit on the amount of times I'm willing to watch (and rewatch) you two Blue Steel the cameras and Jared squeal like the little Jensen fangirl girl he really is inside. And honestly? We tend to write you (or Sam and Dean) being gay better than you do it yourselves.

Ambivalent love and cookies,

Moonay

PS: Who do you think you're kidding, Ackles? So whipped.



Dean Beloved Flist,

Excuse me if I'm being bitchy and sarcastic. I love you LOTS. I JUST NEED SLEEP.

Needing sleep,

Moonay

PS: DON'T LET ME HAVE MORE COFFEE
loony_moony: (SPN: Sam is la la la not listening!)
1. Do you know why Kripke says these kinds of things? (re: recurring female roles in SPN are like, well, recurring vampire roles in Buffy except for Spike and Angel)
Because Kripke likes to pretend he can actually create a recurring female role in SPN that he LIKES. 99% of the time, the females in SPN SUCK. They really do. They're whiny, annoying and overly stereotypical. And it seems that whenever they actually DON'T suck, Kripke seems to have a seizure of some sort that makes him go "AKJALDADLKSLAKAD NO. FEMALES. ASLDJSDLASJDLAJDALDA", and they're all GONE. He can't deal with the reality of girls in "Supernatural".

2. And guess what? We can't either. Anyone in here who actually hopes to see Dean and Sam settled with wives and kids, taking them to see the world's second biggest ball of yarn in the Impala, please raise your delusional little hand. Fangirly declarations of the "they belong to US" type aside, do you honestly believe the Winchesters are actually made to be family guys? Seriously? After all of their perfect freakin' futures were ruined in the PILOT? Come the fuck on. Sam and Dean were written in a specific way, and set in specific circumstances so they can never have that EXACTLY. They'll never have wives, kids or the white picket fence, and that was glaringly obvious in WIAWSNB. So you know what? Females in SPN are doomed to be fleeting things, and not particularly of the romantic type.

3. By the way, Dean's repeating bouts of misogynism and Sam's bouts of, well, craziness and obsession do not make for perfect boyfriend material, much less husband and family man. Yeah, so they're hot. Guess what? So are many other men out there who will also never end up having families either because they're way too screwed up in the head, and/or their lives don't allow it.

4. Oh yeah, and did I mention Jared and Jensen don't think Dean and Sam will ever have girlfriends? Yeah. Totally gay.

5. And as for Mark Ausiello, I could swear that guy has Wincest on his hard drive, or he writes some. I could swear.

So please, stop bitching whenever there's discussion about female characters, because at the end of the day, everyone disagrees and then there's wank and then people don't write porn. And I don't know about you, but I happen to like the porn. So there.
loony_moony: (SPN: Sam is la la la not listening!)
1. Do you know why Kripke says these kinds of things? (re: recurring female roles in SPN are like, well, recurring vampire roles in Buffy except for Spike and Angel)
Because Kripke likes to pretend he can actually create a recurring female role in SPN that he LIKES. 99% of the time, the females in SPN SUCK. They really do. They're whiny, annoying and overly stereotypical. And it seems that whenever they actually DON'T suck, Kripke seems to have a seizure of some sort that makes him go "AKJALDADLKSLAKAD NO. FEMALES. ASLDJSDLASJDLAJDALDA", and they're all GONE. He can't deal with the reality of girls in "Supernatural".

2. And guess what? We can't either. Anyone in here who actually hopes to see Dean and Sam settled with wives and kids, taking them to see the world's second biggest ball of yarn in the Impala, please raise your delusional little hand. Fangirly declarations of the "they belong to US" type aside, do you honestly believe the Winchesters are actually made to be family guys? Seriously? After all of their perfect freakin' futures were ruined in the PILOT? Come the fuck on. Sam and Dean were written in a specific way, and set in specific circumstances so they can never have that EXACTLY. They'll never have wives, kids or the white picket fence, and that was glaringly obvious in WIAWSNB. So you know what? Females in SPN are doomed to be fleeting things, and not particularly of the romantic type.

3. By the way, Dean's repeating bouts of misogynism and Sam's bouts of, well, craziness and obsession do not make for perfect boyfriend material, much less husband and family man. Yeah, so they're hot. Guess what? So are many other men out there who will also never end up having families either because they're way too screwed up in the head, and/or their lives don't allow it.

4. Oh yeah, and did I mention Jared and Jensen don't think Dean and Sam will ever have girlfriends? Yeah. Totally gay.

5. And as for Mark Ausiello, I could swear that guy has Wincest on his hard drive, or he writes some. I could swear.

So please, stop bitching whenever there's discussion about female characters, because at the end of the day, everyone disagrees and then there's wank and then people don't write porn. And I don't know about you, but I happen to like the porn. So there.

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