Yes, it's time my smut children!

[loony_moony]

But before I slam yo' asses with teh sP4m (sorry, been reading dracorocksmysox 's last post o_O), I have two recs that I have ingeniously stolen from other people! :D First be the xylodemon who writes WONDERFUL slash which I found through the obsessed (love ya baby ;D) and affromentioned dracorocksmysox. Have had the loveliest time reading about Draco ravishing Harry in a very NC-17-ish manner this morning in the office. >:D Second be 'Bottoms Up' by  Aucta Sinistra which is YET ANOTHER Snarry mimbulus recced and I LOVED. Quote: Snape tossed back the scotch like a professional. "I've had the sort of day that would make Gandalf the Grey retire and take up fishing. EEEEEEEEEEE! Mimbs knows my fixations too friggin well, and don't tell me you read that line and didn't think of me missy! ;) Why does this make me grin like a maniac? Have nothing more to say other than that I'd really love to babysit Orlando. :DDDD Hello wet Harry! Hair like a drowned rat, face covered with pimples scratches and soaked wool. Yep, he's teenaged. ;) Heeheehee! I can just imagine what they'd say! :D Sean: Hello I'm Sean and I'm pissed off get out from my face! *breeeeeeaaaath* Elijah: Hello I'm Elijah and I look like someone in a bad clown costume. Orlando:  Hello I'm Orlando, but you can call me 'Lando' because I'm COOL man! I OWNZ0RZ the drums! Mine mine mine! Mine! Billy: Hello I'm Billy and I'm sly and I DON'T KNOW WHO THAT MANIAC WITH THE DRUMS IS. So adorable, both of them. They look so ordinary! This feels a bit like snooping around someone's family album (which is exactly what this is so meh). Mmmmmm, neck. ;) This is the most "awwwwwww" inspiring picture I have seen in a long time. Give me someone who wouldn't like to have Orlando Bloom as a babysitter, or indeed be babysitted by Orlando Bloom. Bwahahahhaah. Also, Sean's daughter has the cutest button nose I have ever seen. What a shmoopy creature. :))) Oh, the symbolism, I can smell it all the way here. Harry looking up like the hero he is, like the hope he is in some dangerously sappy way, Ginny is smiling like the cool girl she is (not), Hermione looks all dramatic with her Lupin-y injuries and Seamus looks....where exactly? >:) Last Ian Thorpe photo I swear! I just HAD to! Look at him! SO GAY! With the neatly-trimmed chest hair and the stylish hair and the perfect, healthy complexion! Who bets Amanda Beard is a fag hag? ;) If I say ONE WORD about this photo I will SURELY end up in jail according to a law SOMEWHERE. *gulps* *tries not to thinkextremely naughty thoughts because it's too cruel and way too easy* Hello suspicious grinding! How Hugh Jackman ended in Matt Damon's lap, I have no idea. BUT! GOLDEN TIGHTTIGHTITGHT PANTS! Fucker look! GAH! Suspicious grinding 2! Was Hugh Jackman a stripper before or after he became a movie star? Because to me it seems like he's LOADS better at lap dancing than movie-starring. o_O :9 *smiles* *just smiles* My god! Has he gone in the Tom Felton way and put hair extensions? (Tom Felton SO was putting them! Ain't no way in paroxided hell they dyed it THAT good) And pants and NIPPLE! What is it with Dan Radcliffe's NIPPLES? Why do they PUCKER all the time? *washes brain with soap* ohmygodohmygodohmygod. No I finally understand why leggyslove has a "iwannafuckorlandobloom" current mood. GAH. OH MY GOD. I'm not sure whether it's cluegirl who loves this actor of someone else, but when I saw that photo, I thought of Clue. :) How isn't he dying of heat in that hair? It looks like a RUG! A sexy rug nontheless. >;) Say a warm "hello" to the only picture I've seen of Elijah Wood that's not flattering! Seriously! It takes a LOT of make up to make that boy look less than "gah gah gah exquisite!", but they did it. And don't even get me STARTED about his Gollum moment! Oh EVILNESS PHOTOGRAPHED, why do you taunt me so? Heeeeeee! Gotta love Colin Firth for this! :D (gotta love Colin Firth for existing as Hugh Grant's bane *winks to anyone who heard "Love Actually"'s commentary*) Mreeeee! Heath! :D And a happy birthday to the wonderous isiscolo and my loffly teabeard ! May your days be full of birthday shagging and your nights filled with parties and alcohol, beauties! ;D ETA: I've forgotten to give credit for all piccis from Sean Astin's book to salogel42! Oops! <:/