loony_moony: (SPN: In which they think about porn)
loony_moony ([personal profile] loony_moony) wrote2008-12-05 09:12 pm

Turnip surprise!

I CAN HAS AWESOME LANDLADY! \o/

And now I will have to start packing my shit up.

Also, apparently Jon Hamm (Mad Men) will guest star in 30 Rock as potential UNF UNF material for Liz Lemon (Tina Fey, GODDESS Inc). Now, from the little I've seen of both shows, it's pretty much a BRAINGASM (they're both so smart!). Followed by an ORGASM (they're both so pretty!).

Just to illustrate Jon Hamm.

Everyone, say hello to Jon Hamm, aka THE HOTASS.



He plays a hotass on TV (Don Draper, the ad executive who sells sex even more than Brian Kinney, and had more random flings than Dean Winchester (but possibly not more than Brian Kinney))



But I think even Dean will wanna do him hard.



Also, did I mention he's a HOTASS?



Speaking of GAP ads, here's Ben Barnes. He of the floppy hair, bedroom smile and eyes so dark, they're probably described as OBSIDIAN in fanfics.



And we also have Cam Gigandet, also publicly known as Cam "DO-ME-DO-ME-DO-ME-HARD" Gigandet.



I think it's because he has a perpetual look of someone caught with his hand in the cookie jar. Or, you know, his hand in other things.



But it doesn't hurt that he is the only guy on Twilight without his shirt on just for the heck of it (also, probably because RPattz refused to wax).



And now, I'm pleased to announce the newest addition to The Jensen Ackles Club of Wonky Eyed Hotasses: Taylor Kitsch, or Le Rigs. (probably the only guy on the face of this planet who'd make Sam Winchester blink and go "...yeah, I'd do him". You know, apart from Dean)



Speaking of slash and pretty boys, here we have Tony Stark kissing Rhodey!



And Rahm Emanuel (aka the guy all the Evangelists think is the antichrist BZZZZZT IT'S SAMMICH) kissing Stephen Colbert, and thereby cementing Colbert's Jew fetish.



And of course, dorky boys are DORKY.



In conclusion: Do you know there are hot women out there too? There are! Here, have one. (In case you need a name for your fantasies, it's Christina Hendricks, Boobilicious Goddess)



HEE! <33

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