loony_moony

I LIKED. I LIKED A LOT. I WANT, PEOPLE.

RDJ - The only actor awesome enough to emote through a fucking IRON MAN SUIT. Like, THAT THING EMOTED. I KID YOU NOT. WHAT. I love this dude.

Mickey Rourke - Is fucking AMAZING, you guys. I really really liked him, even with the bad Russian and the bad hair and the bad everything HE IS JUST AWESOME. He totally WOULD take a dump on Tony Stark's front porch. AND COCKATOO.

Sam Rockwell - Is fucking adorable. There is just no other way to describe my feelings for him. I couldn't hate on his character, because he is just so fucking adorable! It's not even the puppy face. It's the puppy PERSONA.

cleolinda also points out that Sam Rockwell = (Dana Carvey+Gary Oldman) - 20 years, which is SO TRUFAX OMG.

Scarlett Johansson - Is very very lucky her character is so supremely fucking cool, because wow, I did not remember her being such an overwrought actress. Geez. She's like that Chanel rule of dropping one thing for a better appearance, only she needs to drop like 5 bodily tics per scene. Sheesh. Her character was supremely fucking cool though, so I'm okay with her.

Gwyneth Paltrow - No wonder there were so many rumors about her pitching diva fits and starting a rivalry against Johansson on set; she no longer has the benefit of having the fun scenes with RDJ or the hotter outfits (for which she subsided on kale for like a month), which leaves one with the sad notion of her being the most boring actress on the face of this planet.

Olivia Munn - LOL FAIL

Don Cheadle - Was okay? I miss Terrence Howard's slashability, honestly. Cheadle is just straight up blah, but like, a talented straight up blah.

Samuel L. Jackson - He just doesn't know how to not be the coolest fucking dude around, does he. It's just not in his repertoire. He is Samuel L. Fucking Jackson.

Gary Shandling - OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, though his face looks truly frightening now. SO MUCH PLASTIC SURGERY.

Also, there were explosions and drones and really fast cars, and a truly lolarious vid chat scene.

Did I mention that I really liked? :D