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loony_moonyI invite you to have a look at this episode through the following five scenes that I just wrote:
1. Dean's ~inner turmoil~ was pretty much an on-surface event happening. It literally looked like he had a paranoid angel and a Yiddische devil sitting on his shoulders. They might be wearing Lederhosen, I'm just saying.
PARANOID ANGEL: It's coming It's coming It's coming It's coming
DEAN: What's coming?
PARANOID ANGEL: It's coming It's coming It's coming It's coming
DEAN: WHAT'S COMING DAMMIT.
YIDDISCHE DEVIL: Your eternal Weltschemrz, otherwise known as Sammich.
DEAN:....
YIDDISCHE DEVIL: Also, your fear that you're becoming your awful fucking dad.
PARANOID ANGEL: DAD WAS SMART. DAD WAS READY.
YIDDISCHE DEVIL: Dad was also hot, so at least you have that going for you.
PARANOID ANGEL: DAD WAS NOT HOT. DAD WAS PROTECTIVE. AND READY.
DEAN: So I'm just gonna let you have that discussion while I get some pie, mmkay?
2. When Sam calls Dean the first time after acquiring Alpha Shifter Baby:
DEAN: BABY?
SAM: Baby.
DEAN: ...Baby?
SAM: Baby.
DEAN: You want me, Dean "Daddy Issues" Winchester, to help you look after a baby.
SAM: A probably supernatural baby, yes.
DEAN: Well, that's just...peachy.
SAM: Yeah.
DEAN: Just don't make me watch "Teletubbies", and we're on.
3. At the Campbell Compound:
COUSIN #1: Hey, Sister-cousin.
COUSIN #2: Yes, brother-cousin?
COUSIN #1: Kinda boring in here.
COUSIN #2: I know! Also, very shifty!
COUSIN #1: I KNOW, RIGHT? We're not even sure if we're good or not!
COUSIN #2: Are we soldiers Sam created?
COUSIN #1: Are we possessed by demons?
COUSIN #2: Are we possessed by angels?
COUSIN #3:....we're a cult, idiots.
COUSIN #1: Anyway, my point is, it's boring in here. Wanna have sex, sister-cousin?
COUSIN #2: Yeah, sure.
COUSIN #3: Can I watch?
4. Sam and the baby.
SAM: You know, baby, when I was your age, some demon fed me his blood.
BABY: gurgle
SAM: It turned out to be totally pointless, because I didn't need it.
BABY: gurgle?
SAM: Yeah, I'm sort of the vessel for Satan, so I'm kinda powerful myself.
BABY: gurgle.
SAM: But I still drank demon blood, because I'm an idiot with an addictive personality.
BABY: ....gurgle...
SAM: ...and severe OCD, yes.
BABY: gurgle!
SAM: So basically, if you're like me, you're totally screwed.
BABY: *shiftsplodes*
5. Sam and Dean in the panic room.
DEAN: .....
SAM: ......
DEAN: ....
SAM: .....
DEAN: ....So that baby formula totally worked.
SAM: I guess. Did you make sure it wasn't the one on recall?
DEAN: ........
SAM: Oh great. Now it's not only supernatural, it also has indigestion for life.
DEAN: And that's unlike you, how exactly?
But on a related note, Dean humming Deep Purple to the baby was delightful on levels I wasn't even expecting. It could also be how gratuitous it was to see him handle a baby so well on one moment, and then a clear shot of his ass the next. Fanservicing the fangirls whut?
And also, herp derp those boys are pretty. :D
1. Dean's ~inner turmoil~ was pretty much an on-surface event happening. It literally looked like he had a paranoid angel and a Yiddische devil sitting on his shoulders. They might be wearing Lederhosen, I'm just saying.
PARANOID ANGEL: It's coming It's coming It's coming It's coming
DEAN: What's coming?
PARANOID ANGEL: It's coming It's coming It's coming It's coming
DEAN: WHAT'S COMING DAMMIT.
YIDDISCHE DEVIL: Your eternal Weltschemrz, otherwise known as Sammich.
DEAN:....
YIDDISCHE DEVIL: Also, your fear that you're becoming your awful fucking dad.
PARANOID ANGEL: DAD WAS SMART. DAD WAS READY.
YIDDISCHE DEVIL: Dad was also hot, so at least you have that going for you.
PARANOID ANGEL: DAD WAS NOT HOT. DAD WAS PROTECTIVE. AND READY.
DEAN: So I'm just gonna let you have that discussion while I get some pie, mmkay?
2. When Sam calls Dean the first time after acquiring Alpha Shifter Baby:
DEAN: BABY?
SAM: Baby.
DEAN: ...Baby?
SAM: Baby.
DEAN: You want me, Dean "Daddy Issues" Winchester, to help you look after a baby.
SAM: A probably supernatural baby, yes.
DEAN: Well, that's just...peachy.
SAM: Yeah.
DEAN: Just don't make me watch "Teletubbies", and we're on.
3. At the Campbell Compound:
COUSIN #1: Hey, Sister-cousin.
COUSIN #2: Yes, brother-cousin?
COUSIN #1: Kinda boring in here.
COUSIN #2: I know! Also, very shifty!
COUSIN #1: I KNOW, RIGHT? We're not even sure if we're good or not!
COUSIN #2: Are we soldiers Sam created?
COUSIN #1: Are we possessed by demons?
COUSIN #2: Are we possessed by angels?
COUSIN #3:....we're a cult, idiots.
COUSIN #1: Anyway, my point is, it's boring in here. Wanna have sex, sister-cousin?
COUSIN #2: Yeah, sure.
COUSIN #3: Can I watch?
4. Sam and the baby.
SAM: You know, baby, when I was your age, some demon fed me his blood.
BABY: gurgle
SAM: It turned out to be totally pointless, because I didn't need it.
BABY: gurgle?
SAM: Yeah, I'm sort of the vessel for Satan, so I'm kinda powerful myself.
BABY: gurgle.
SAM: But I still drank demon blood, because I'm an idiot with an addictive personality.
BABY: ....gurgle...
SAM: ...and severe OCD, yes.
BABY: gurgle!
SAM: So basically, if you're like me, you're totally screwed.
BABY: *shiftsplodes*
5. Sam and Dean in the panic room.
DEAN: .....
SAM: ......
DEAN: ....
SAM: .....
DEAN: ....So that baby formula totally worked.
SAM: I guess. Did you make sure it wasn't the one on recall?
DEAN: ........
SAM: Oh great. Now it's not only supernatural, it also has indigestion for life.
DEAN: And that's unlike you, how exactly?
But on a related note, Dean humming Deep Purple to the baby was delightful on levels I wasn't even expecting. It could also be how gratuitous it was to see him handle a baby so well on one moment, and then a clear shot of his ass the next. Fanservicing the fangirls whut?
And also, herp derp those boys are pretty. :D
