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No?
Nevermind then. ;D
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amanuensis1 wrote*
*sends hugs and kisses to all those who're going to stand her smutty ramblings and pathetic life* Speaking of which-
Been thinking lately about LotR slash. Two days ago, while IM-ing, I stumbled upon a Legolas/Balrog fic. Can someone please explain to me how can an elf and a creature that's made of shadow and flame shag? Does a Blarog even have a dick? Does it have sexual needs?
And, even when ignoring all of these faults, how the hell can an elf and a Balrog shag? I mean, look at their sizes! The Balrog must be 100 times bigger than Legolas, meaning it's also muchmuchmuchMUCH bigger in the lower department too! The horror! My Leggy defiled and deflowered by a dark creature with an enormous, burning-and-then-dusty dick! Oh goodness gracious!
I think I'm going to extract my smut part of my brain single-handedly NOW.
No?
Nevermind then. ;D
*is jumpy and giddy about what
amanuensis1 wrote**sends hugs and kisses to all those who're going to stand her smutty ramblings and pathetic life* Speaking of which-
Been thinking lately about LotR slash. Two days ago, while IM-ing, I stumbled upon a Legolas/Balrog fic. Can someone please explain to me how can an elf and a creature that's made of shadow and flame shag? Does a Blarog even have a dick? Does it have sexual needs?
And, even when ignoring all of these faults, how the hell can an elf and a Balrog shag? I mean, look at their sizes! The Balrog must be 100 times bigger than Legolas, meaning it's also muchmuchmuchMUCH bigger in the lower department too! The horror! My Leggy defiled and deflowered by a dark creature with an enormous, burning-and-then-dusty dick! Oh goodness gracious!
I think I'm going to extract my smut part of my brain single-handedly NOW.
