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"All of a sudden Hector (Eric Bana) appears...and brings a horse to save Paris, and then all of Hector's Army moves to let Paris get inside of the Wall of Troy. Hector says *GET INSIDE PARIS* and Hector stayed with his army and then shouted..."
Yeah, so I spoiled "Troy". Tough for you fangirls. I just couldn't help myself, my inner slasher practically IMPLODED when I read that line. >:D
Also, why am I crazy with lust about Alan!Snape? This is why! *shriek of glee*
I lament the fact
iscaris doesn't get to see this, specially since she's so deep into her RPS phase right now. Orli/Adrian - it's like "The Hunchback of Notredame - The Skinny But Sexy Men Version".
Okay, that's a big big plus about "Troy" - when they convince Brad Pitt to come back to being devastatingly pretty again, that's when I get hyped up. ;)
*pokes
fyrie* *sing-songs* Beannieness, Beannieness, recently pictured Beannieness! :D
Yes, I know he's Teh Devil, but are you sure he's not a gay porn actor, everybody? I mean...I don't know what I meanwell yes I do but I don't want to be crucified for saying that he's so damn fucking hot in this pic.
Okay, that's Orlando. IN IAN MCKELLEN'S HOUSE. Relax, Moonay, deep breath. Inhale.....*pantpantpantshrieko'glee*.....exhale...*squeeeeee!!!*
Okay, Johnny Depp is undiluted, breathtaking beauty = confirmed.
Orli: "Man, Sims suck. Finally when I got Aragorn and Legolas in the same bed and all they do is grunt undercovers? That doesn't even SOUND like me, not to mention Viggo!"
Other Player: *blank look*
Orli: *pout*
MW: "Hello, I'm Mark Walberg, and this is the younger and 20 pound-thinner version of me, complete with the lack in acting skills."
Orli: *smug smile* "And I get to hold his byceps."
Viggo and Johnny: *pout simultaneously*
Okay, I had to respam this pic because, OH MY GOD! *doubles over from laughing so hard* That is positively Pythonesque!
Orli: What do you mean, you're leaving me----er, US for Karl, Viggo?"
Beannie: "I always knew you'd do that. Too extreme for you, aren't we. One is too pretty (Orli: "HEY! I started shaving you know!") and one is too manly, eh? Well guess what, I DON'T NEED YOU. *stalks off with Eric Bana*"
Orli: *bares teeth at Viggo* *dials his cell* "Oi, Johnny, up for a date tonight? What do you mean, you need a babysitter? That's no fucking excuse!"
Viggo: *sigh* *goes to shag his new boytoy*
---after many, many orgasms
Karl: "So, how did it go?"
Viggo: "I think they took it rather well...*smirks*"
This man has worse hair than Harry Potter. I want to shag this man so hard, his curls would untangle themselves. Is that sick?
Good night sweets!
*sends extra schnugs to Ammy and Anj, for being so wonderful* :D
Yeah, so I spoiled "Troy". Tough for you fangirls. I just couldn't help myself, my inner slasher practically IMPLODED when I read that line. >:D
Also, why am I crazy with lust about Alan!Snape? This is why! *shriek of glee*
I lament the fact
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Okay, that's a big big plus about "Troy" - when they convince Brad Pitt to come back to being devastatingly pretty again, that's when I get hyped up. ;)

*pokes
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Yes, I know he's Teh Devil, but are you sure he's not a gay porn actor, everybody? I mean...I don't know what I mean

Okay, that's Orlando. IN IAN MCKELLEN'S HOUSE. Relax, Moonay, deep breath. Inhale.....*pantpantpantshrieko'glee*.....exhale...*squeeeeee!!!*

Okay, Johnny Depp is undiluted, breathtaking beauty = confirmed.

Orli: "Man, Sims suck. Finally when I got Aragorn and Legolas in the same bed and all they do is grunt undercovers? That doesn't even SOUND like me, not to mention Viggo!"
Other Player: *blank look*
Orli: *pout*

MW: "Hello, I'm Mark Walberg, and this is the younger and 20 pound-thinner version of me, complete with the lack in acting skills."
Orli: *smug smile* "And I get to hold his byceps."
Viggo and Johnny: *pout simultaneously*

Okay, I had to respam this pic because, OH MY GOD! *doubles over from laughing so hard* That is positively Pythonesque!

Orli: What do you mean, you're leaving me----er, US for Karl, Viggo?"
Beannie: "I always knew you'd do that. Too extreme for you, aren't we. One is too pretty (Orli: "HEY! I started shaving you know!") and one is too manly, eh? Well guess what, I DON'T NEED YOU. *stalks off with Eric Bana*"
Orli: *bares teeth at Viggo* *dials his cell* "Oi, Johnny, up for a date tonight? What do you mean, you need a babysitter? That's no fucking excuse!"
Viggo: *sigh* *goes to shag his new boytoy*
---after many, many orgasms
Karl: "So, how did it go?"
Viggo: "I think they took it rather well...*smirks*"

This man has worse hair than Harry Potter. I want to shag this man so hard, his curls would untangle themselves. Is that sick?

Good night sweets!
*sends extra schnugs to Ammy and Anj, for being so wonderful* :D
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Date: 2003-10-27 01:40 am (UTC)But - I think it was decided somewhere that it isn't Adrian in that first picture? His nose looks different, doesn't it? *eyes picture*
Also: I want to play Sims now.
And his hair is PRETTY, I say. *shags his curls*
omgleik. I need sleep.
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Date: 2003-10-27 01:44 am (UTC)Ever since I heard of LotR skins I wanted to play Sims. :)
His hair is a very pretty clown wig, yes. >:D
OMGliekmetoo.
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Date: 2003-11-01 05:19 am (UTC)Cool LJ.
Sara
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Date: 2003-11-01 02:00 pm (UTC)Thank you! :D
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Date: 2003-11-02 09:32 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-27 02:26 am (UTC)Thank you, darling.
*is still cackling madly*
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Date: 2003-10-27 09:29 am (UTC)*dies* >:D
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Date: 2003-10-27 07:14 am (UTC)I loved how they made Brad Pitt look in Interview with the Vampire.
Also, I completely agree on the Depp issue, and was I the only one who looked at that particular manip. of the LotR poster and thought "Lord of the Flies"?
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Date: 2003-10-27 09:31 am (UTC)Brad Pitt in "Interview with a Vampire" = prettiest, slashiest and prissiest vampire ever made. ;D
"Lord of the Flies"? I actually thought of the animations in "The Flying Circus" when I saw that one. :)
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Date: 2003-10-27 05:22 pm (UTC)Er, nope.
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Date: 2003-10-27 05:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-27 07:15 pm (UTC):-D
*drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-27 08:11 am (UTC)..but what manner of purple-striped pants is he wearing in the photo with Bean? *goggles*
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Date: 2003-10-27 09:32 am (UTC)Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-27 10:04 am (UTC)Every time I see something horrendously fashionable in the shops, I go "Oh, that's such an Orlando shirt" ... or something like that. *grin* Even with ladies' clothing...
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Date: 2003-10-27 02:33 pm (UTC)Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-27 10:19 pm (UTC)Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-27 10:45 pm (UTC)Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 06:07 am (UTC)Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:29 am (UTC)Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:31 am (UTC)...
*thinks she could write some het involving butch women and Orlando*
Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:34 am (UTC)Can I be a butch woman? *twirls moustache*
Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:36 am (UTC)Might try for something tomorrow sometime... gack, this homework will be the death of me...
Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 11:53 am (UTC)..
Not that I have them, but still..:D
Do what you want, my friend, and I shall read it anyway. >:D
Re: *drools quietly to herself*
Date: 2003-10-28 10:43 pm (UTC)*contemplates dark alleyways*
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Date: 2003-10-27 08:13 pm (UTC)And guh! BEANNNNNNNN! *wibbles and falls over and runs to watch Sharpe again*
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Date: 2003-10-28 11:26 am (UTC)In the pic with the extra you don't really see his face, but oh, he's body is worth the squinting. >:D
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Date: 2003-10-28 06:33 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-10-28 06:22 am (UTC)You have an -inner- slasher?
It's all seemed pretty "outer slasher" to me. ;)
And what's Orli doing with Mark Walberg? Did I miss something? Are my sources not keeping me informed of his every move?
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Date: 2003-10-28 11:20 am (UTC)It's all seemed pretty "outer slasher" to me. ;)
Inner, outer, it's all relative. ;D
Are my sources not keeping me informed of his every move?
Meep! Sorry! *is sure she's your source* They met at a Sony Playstation affair, I think. Maybe Orli released a PotC computer game or something. *is totally behind it all when it comes to CG games*
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Date: 2003-10-29 04:30 pm (UTC)If it wasn't for you, I'd still be thinking Orlando looked vaguely like a long-ago ex-bf and focusing my drool on just Viggo and Johnny and Alan.
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Date: 2003-10-29 04:33 pm (UTC)Mreh, I'm glad I got you over that obstacle, though Viggo and Johnny and Alan are indeed delicious to a great extent. What about Jason? :)
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Date: 2003-10-29 04:46 pm (UTC)I guess I just don't like muscely, bulky boy-bodies. I mean, if I'm going to be objectifying men, I want lean and boyish, or strong and sword-wielding. Is that so much to ask? ;)
Hm. I should have tea before getting on the computer. Just realized you said Jason not Justin. I'm clueless - Jason who?
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Date: 2003-10-29 05:09 pm (UTC)Boys and men that answer the criteria: Orlando, Viggo, Elijah, Johnny and Daniel Radcliffe. Yesh!
Tom Felton doesn't though...;)
Bahaha. JT=Justin Timberlake. Jason = Jason Isaaca aka Lucius teh Sexgod, like hello? >:D
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Date: 2003-10-30 04:57 am (UTC)Mmm... Yummy...
And I'm quite looking forward to seeing how the HP cast ages...
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Date: 2003-10-30 12:06 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-24 08:03 am (UTC)I dowloaded those skins.
I haven't gotten them to shag yet, but they have kissed a bunch. Very, very close, I think.
DUDE. WHEN YOU HAVE SEX IN THE SIMS, A BABY APPEARS.
WHOA.
THEY WILL HAVE SEXY BABIES.
Okay, this is wrong, am stopping now.
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Date: 2003-12-24 10:54 am (UTC)What're those skins you're talking about? *is so hopelessly dim*
Now all we have left is to wait for the RotK Legolas and Aragorn skins and then we can make our fantasies come true! >:DDDDD
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Date: 2003-12-24 11:21 am (UTC)Eeee! Can'twait!
Look, a link (http://www.geocities.com/skinsforsims/lotrskins.html)!
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Date: 2003-12-24 11:36 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-24 11:54 am (UTC):(
It cost me $40, but that was four years ago. I just have the plain version. It's probably assloads cheaper these days.
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Date: 2003-12-24 06:13 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-25 05:27 am (UTC)...Yet strangely compelling.
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Date: 2003-12-25 12:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-12-26 04:50 am (UTC)