This should not have been a good Saturday
Nov. 15th, 2003 03:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moony"You're Still you" - Oh my god. This is the funniest net video I have ever seen. EASILY tops both versions of "I'm Too Sexy". Read the maker's notes before, that's what makes this video absolutely PRICELESS. I don't think I've laughed so hard for ages now. I want to see Orlando Bloom watching it, I really really really do. My god, he'll be in a mental hospital after that. AHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D
I have a request to make to you all - My TTT EE DVD is arriving only at the end of December, certainly not before RotK launches. If you could please spare me the details about the added scenes, I'd be most grateful. It's bad enough that I don't get the DVDs before RotK comes out, I don't want them to be ruined for me. Remember the golden rule:
Moonay is annoyed = You will not enjoy. Bahahaha, I am now the Queen of Wank, but I don't care.
My god, it's SO happening again. Just like last year, everytime I see Orlando Bloom's face I see Legolas again and I get this mad little spark in my belly. Meep! It's the Legolasante in me blooming again, I can feel it. I'm going to be such a nerve wreck when RotK comes, I'm sure. >:D
This is a scene I haven't seen before in the Trilogy. If I remember correctly from the index, Arwen comes to Rivendell from Lothlorien (where Galadriel dwells) waaaaay before the events of LotR begin. Bahaha, Galadriel really doesn't look like her grandmother.
Galadriel: "You think I've got a new wrinkle up my lip? *points*"
Arwen: "You have that wrinkle for 3000 years at least, grandma. Don't you remember? It was that time when Celeborn told his one and only funny joke EVER."
Galadriel: "Ah yes. To mark the occasion."
I wonder if they have boob envy going on. When you and your grandma look the same age, it's kinda inevitable, don't you think? ;D
Arwen: "I shall now look broody and pensieve, but rather blank."
Legolas: "Arwen baby! Look at you! You look mighty fiiiiiiine girlfriend! *does a prissy high five*"
Arwen: *sigh* "No, Legolas. You still can't have my dress."
Legolas: "DAMMIT. Meh, I'll see if Galadriel is more generous than you. *finishes tauntingly*"
Arwen: "Ha, haha ha. I'd like to see that."
Legolas: "Oy! Galadriel! You're the QUEEEEEN!"
Galadriel: *looks at him for a second* *bitchslaps him* "Away from my clothes, young Thranduilion. *mutters: Damn Mirkwood elves. Can't decide what gender they are*."
Am I the only one who has Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" playing in her head at the moment? >:D
Hahahahah, who saw Liv Tyler's commercial to Givenchy's new perfume? Doesn't she look like a complete airhead there? :D
Wooooo! Gotta love Rivendell!
Squee! Loose-haired!Elrond! *licks* HugoHugoHugoyummmmm....I don't care what they say, Elrond is way hotter than Agent Smith. I just love them with long, luscious hair. MmmMMmmmmmmmm....
If you lot think I haven't read the VSDs, newsflash - I did, and I'm doing a homage to it right now -
Arwen Undomiel's diary, last entry -
Have finally stolen daddy's tiara. Suits him right for stealing my favourite purple dress for his remake of "Galadriel's Story: In her Own Words". Feel v. satisfied right now. Go me.
Enough of a proof?
Gah, I think this photo speaks for itself, don't you think?
2 Eleves on the Left: "To prove we are utterly, deliciously edible, we shall now tease you girls and gays with our almost-kissing-move. Then you shall want to strip us all and have your wicked way with us."
Legolas: "I shall now stare at you sexily, girls of all age, and make you blush and feel hot, and many of you will need to fan your faces."
Elf on the right: "I shall now stare at you people blankly, but it will not matter as I am delicious myself, if only my wig sat better on my head."
Legolas: "Why am I not seeing virgins creaming their panties already? I WANNA SEE SOME ORGASMIC EXPRESSIONS PEOPLE!"
Aragorn: *eyes Legolas hungrily* "Better my dear?"
Legolas: "Much, although you are rugged and sport facial hair which is an elven no-no."
Arwen: "OY."
Legolas: *smiles sweetly* "Probably your human half, my darling. We elves have a very sensitive skin."
Arwen: "I don't see anyone in here who used skin lotion but you, my dear prince."
Legolas: "Who says I'm using it on my visible skin?"
Arwen, Aragorn, practically everyone but the other blond elves: *GAGGING*
My god....this looks like old!Arwen, but....but it cannot be! Elrond land his companions leave after her and Aragorn's wedding! Wah! Canon violation everyone!
Ahahahah, even in his pre-celebritidome days girls couldn't take their eyes off his very fine arsed body. Look at that girl underneath him!
All I ask is: Who is Clare, on what pill was she if she turned Orlando FuckingBloom down and where can I get her so I could torture her accordingly. I am very miffed right now.
Orlando and Hugo together! Are they up to kill me? What the hell do they do together on the same photo? Gnnnnnnngh.
Ahahaha, everytime I see Orli's mouth in here, I always, always think: "Man, he so looks like a cocksucker." *proceeds to laugh ebilly about her blatant rudeness*
Wheeee! Armour! I love my Orlando with metal on him! >:D
although if it were for me, I'd make handcuffs out of that tin they used for his armour. Oh yessssss, tied!Orli = gooooooood mental image.
Oh, my god. His mouth. His body. His mouth with that cigar. I am thinking mouth-action-cheeks. I'm thinking chiselled cheekbones. This is very bad indeed for my alleged oral fixation. Hell, I didn't have an oral fixation up till this piccie. GAH.
Mmmmm droolworthy...me likey....
Am off to read some fics. :D
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Date: 2003-11-15 04:30 pm (UTC)Secondly, the pictures. *falls to your feet and worships* Thanks :)
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Date: 2003-11-15 04:39 pm (UTC)You welcome! Love your icon! Great LotR/Men In Tights crossover! :D
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Date: 2003-11-15 05:56 pm (UTC)Also, am i the only one who sees a disturbing resemblence between orlando and justin timberlake in that last picture? It's like..... Timbolas.
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Date: 2003-11-15 09:10 pm (UTC)LOL! You are not the first, nor the last my dear. It has been marked on many occasions that Bloom Boy and the Logpuddle have certain similarities in their looks. Hell, when I saw JT's "Like I love You" clip, all I thought is: "Man, put a wig on him and you have Legolas right there!"
Oh, the amount of times that thought made me fan myself....;D
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Date: 2003-11-15 07:09 pm (UTC)Wah! I can't get onto that video!! :(((
My computer isn't letting me!! Arrrghhhh!!
But great spam!
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Date: 2003-11-15 09:13 pm (UTC)Try to save the video first and then open it on your computer, alright? I think it works on Media Player. :)
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Date: 2003-11-15 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2003-11-15 08:05 pm (UTC)Maybe I would if I knew what that song sounds like.
(Hey, I live beneath a Very Large Rock, remember? ;) )
Squee! Loose-haired!Elrond!
*Has an epyphanous, semi-senile moment*
*hears shoe drop*
Usually, m'dear, I agree on the long hair=hot comment, but in this case, I think he looks waaaay better in sunglasses and a suit.
Oh, btw, here's a question:
That Elrond dude, he's supposed to be an elf, right? Weren't they all supposed to be blondes, or am I missing something here?
His mouth with that cigar
Yes, yes... Not that Orli isn't cute and sexy and ravishable etc, but who is the other dude?
Mmmmm droolworthy...me likey....
w0rd.
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Date: 2003-11-15 09:19 pm (UTC)How well I remember. ;)I tried not having too many inside-LotR jokes this time. :)
but in this case, I think he looks waaaay better in sunglasses and a suit.
*IS EXTREMELY MIFFED, WONDERING WHY EVERYONE DOESN'T AGREE WITH HER IF SHE'S THE QUEEN OF ALL UNIVERSE*
That Elrond dude, he's supposed to be an elf, right? Weren't they all supposed to be blondes, or am I missing something here?
You are missing a few things actually:
1. Elrond is half elven. His father was mortal and he chose to stick to his elven side. (he had a twin brother who preferred to stay human and dies centuries before the LotR plotline)
2. Not all elves are blond. There are 3 races of elves, 2 allegedly blond and one open to all kinds of looks if I remember correctly. Legolas and Galadriel are examples of the other 2 races.
Not that Orli isn't cute and sexy and ravishable etc, but who is the other dude?
Probably just a model. :)
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Date: 2003-11-15 08:39 pm (UTC)Orlando in armor = the equivocal hotness of Draco Malfoy starkers in a lightly scented bubble bath. But nothing beats cupid!Haldir. *purrs*
Hoo man. And I couldn't tell personally who was hotter out of Smith and Elrond. I just love 'em both. Honestly. In one corner, you have DOOM DOOM DOOM! and in another corner you have MISTER ANDERSON MISTER ANDERSON INEVITABILITY! Decisions, decisions.
In other news, I WISH I COULD HEAR YOUR VOICE! Both computers at the house have been acting all wonky lately, so I can't load the phone things properly. Garrr.
Anyway. Chinese food awaits me! *parting fondles*
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Date: 2003-11-15 09:23 pm (UTC)In one corner, you have DOOM DOOM DOOM! and in another corner you have MISTER ANDERSON MISTER ANDERSON INEVITABILITY! Decisions, decisions.
*ROTFLs, clutching belly helplessly* My god woman, cease this cruelty! >:D
Do you have the appropriate softwares to hear the posts? Check the FAQ. Maybe that's your problem. :)
*gurgles*
Date: 2003-11-16 12:33 am (UTC)*fails miserably*
Gah. *will soon be addicted to photos of Orlando Bloom - a horrible habit which turns even the best of women (and men) into animals...*
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Date: 2003-11-16 01:41 am (UTC)(Is it wrong of me to feel sorry for this girl, that she's serious about it?)
Great spam! Those elves, man...*licks*
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Date: 2003-11-17 01:09 am (UTC)That video kicks ass. However, I was downloading this wonderful person's other videos, and I thought perhaps you might be the one to ask. Do you know (in the 'You're Too Good To Be True' vid) where those black and white clips showing him running hand in hand with some chick in front of a crowd are from?
(And there are vids to "I'm too sexy"? Lol, really?)
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Date: 2003-11-17 05:22 pm (UTC)Yeah, it's from a Gap commercial he did with Cate Backinsdale (I *think* that's her surname...that chick from "Pearl Harbour"), called "Denim Invasion". It's 2 years back, I think.
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Date: 2003-11-18 05:35 am (UTC)