This should not have been a good Saturday

[loony_moony]

What innuendo from HP book 5 are you? by Lunadeath
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Innuendo:	"...any part of your body, really, we're not fussy where we stick this."
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"You're Still you" - Oh my god. This is the funniest net video I have ever seen. EASILY tops both versions of "I'm Too Sexy". Read the maker's notes before, that's what makes this video absolutely PRICELESS. I don't think I've laughed so hard for ages now. I want to see Orlando Bloom watching it, I really really really do. My god, he'll be in a mental hospital after that. AHAHAHAHAHA!!! >:D

I have a request to make to you all - My TTT EE DVD is arriving only at the end of December, certainly not before RotK launches. If you could please spare me the details about the added scenes, I'd be most grateful. It's bad enough that I don't get the DVDs before RotK comes out, I don't want them to be ruined for me. Remember the golden rule:
Moonay is annoyed = You will not enjoy. Bahahaha, I am now the Queen of Wank, but I don't care.

My god, it's SO happening again. Just like last year, everytime I see Orlando Bloom's face I see Legolas again and I get this mad little spark in my belly. Meep! It's the Legolasante in me blooming again, I can feel it. I'm going to be such a nerve wreck when RotK comes, I'm sure. >:D



This is a scene I haven't seen before in the Trilogy. If I remember correctly from the index, Arwen comes to Rivendell from Lothlorien (where Galadriel dwells) waaaaay before the events of LotR begin. Bahaha, Galadriel really doesn't look like her grandmother.

Galadriel: "You think I've got a new wrinkle up my lip? *points*"
Arwen: "You have that wrinkle for 3000 years at least, grandma. Don't you remember? It was that time when Celeborn told his one and only funny joke EVER."
Galadriel: "Ah yes. To mark the occasion."

I wonder if they have boob envy going on. When you and your grandma look the same age, it's kinda inevitable, don't you think? ;D



Arwen: "I shall now look broody and pensieve, but rather blank."
Legolas: "Arwen baby! Look at you! You look mighty fiiiiiiine girlfriend! *does a prissy high five*"
Arwen: *sigh* "No, Legolas. You still can't have my dress."
Legolas: "DAMMIT. Meh, I'll see if Galadriel is more generous than you. *finishes tauntingly*"
Arwen: "Ha, haha ha. I'd like to see that."
Legolas: "Oy! Galadriel! You're the QUEEEEEN!"
Galadriel: *looks at him for a second* *bitchslaps him* "Away from my clothes, young Thranduilion. *mutters: Damn Mirkwood elves. Can't decide what gender they are*."



Am I the only one who has Christina Aguilera's "Dirty" playing in her head at the moment? >:D

Hahahahah, who saw Liv Tyler's commercial to Givenchy's new perfume? Doesn't she look like a complete airhead there? :D



Wooooo! Gotta love Rivendell!



Squee! Loose-haired!Elrond! *licks* HugoHugoHugoyummmmm....I don't care what they say, Elrond is way hotter than Agent Smith. I just love them with long, luscious hair. MmmMMmmmmmmmm....



If you lot think I haven't read the VSDs, newsflash - I did, and I'm doing a homage to it right now -

Arwen Undomiel's diary, last entry -

Have finally stolen daddy's tiara. Suits him right for stealing my favourite purple dress for his remake of "Galadriel's Story: In her Own Words". Feel v. satisfied right now. Go me.

Enough of a proof?



Gah, I think this photo speaks for itself, don't you think?
2 Eleves on the Left: "To prove we are utterly, deliciously edible, we shall now tease you girls and gays with our almost-kissing-move. Then you shall want to strip us all and have your wicked way with us."
Legolas: "I shall now stare at you sexily, girls of all age, and make you blush and feel hot, and many of you will need to fan your faces."
Elf on the right: "I shall now stare at you people blankly, but it will not matter as I am delicious myself, if only my wig sat better on my head."
Legolas: "Why am I not seeing virgins creaming their panties already? I WANNA SEE SOME ORGASMIC EXPRESSIONS PEOPLE!"
Aragorn: *eyes Legolas hungrily* "Better my dear?"
Legolas: "Much, although you are rugged and sport facial hair which is an elven no-no."
Arwen: "OY."
Legolas: *smiles sweetly* "Probably your human half, my darling. We elves have a very sensitive skin."
Arwen: "I don't see anyone in here who used skin lotion but you, my dear prince."
Legolas: "Who says I'm using it on my visible skin?"
Arwen, Aragorn, practically everyone but the other blond elves: *GAGGING*



My god....this looks like old!Arwen, but....but it cannot be! Elrond land his companions leave after her and Aragorn's wedding! Wah! Canon violation everyone!



Ahahahah, even in his pre-celebritidome days girls couldn't take their eyes off his very fine arsed body. Look at that girl underneath him!



All I ask is: Who is Clare, on what pill was she if she turned Orlando FuckingBloom down and where can I get her so I could torture her accordingly. I am very miffed right now.



Orlando and Hugo together! Are they up to kill me? What the hell do they do together on the same photo? Gnnnnnnngh.
Ahahaha, everytime I see Orli's mouth in here, I always, always think: "Man, he so looks like a cocksucker." *proceeds to laugh ebilly about her blatant rudeness*



Wheeee! Armour! I love my Orlando with metal on him! >:D
although if it were for me, I'd make handcuffs out of that tin they used for his armour. Oh yessssss, tied!Orli = gooooooood mental image.



Oh, my god. His mouth. His body. His mouth with that cigar. I am thinking mouth-action-cheeks. I'm thinking chiselled cheekbones. This is very bad indeed for my alleged oral fixation. Hell, I didn't have an oral fixation up till this piccie. GAH.



Mmmmm droolworthy...me likey....



Am off to read some fics. :D

Comments

[justinetre.livejournal.com]

It isn't working for me either. Little help loony?

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Um, I dunno what's the problem, my computer worked just fine. Maybe you should do "save target as" on the link to the video and then try and open it on your computer, okay? :)

[justinetre.livejournal.com]

It's working now, thankies!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Tell me what you think of it.;D And don't forget tp read the note about it, believe me, you won't regret it. >:D

[justinetre.livejournal.com]

wow. I read the notes, and the author seems really passionate about this. I loved it, it choked me up. The song was really emotive, and using male vocals gave it strength. Though I'm definitely not an Orlie fangirl, this did strike a chord with me