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This week we had The Relatives from Abroad visit from hell. Not because of the relatives, who were adorable and young, but because of the YIDDISCHE AUNTS who SWARMED the house GAAAAAAAAAAH. It's like, MY NIGHTMARE COMING TRUE. But then I got to see The Elijah Wood Baby! And her parents even AGREED she looks like Elijah Wood! Ha, victory.

Oh god what A SEX GOD gaaaaaaah.

Oh my god HOW COULD I MISS THIS VIGDOM KISS?! WHEN DID IT HAPPEN? HOW CAN THEY BE SO GODDAMN HOT WHEN THEY ARE BOTH STRAIGHT?

Oh my god, that is Teh Isaacs' Smouldering Glance Of Doom. The one that will get ANYONE who WALKS and HAS A WORKING VAGINA, even if he twirls that goddamn moustache and flares his (admittedly large) nostrils.

Oh, it's the Pythons and they're NEKKID! All except Graham Chapman and John Cleese (but then we've already seen John Cleese's fine figure on many lovely occasions).

Before you diss me for posting Orlando AGAIN, let me just say that this will be the ONLY Orlando pic in this post, and it only appears because he has ONE FUCKABLE TONGUE. And you know what I mean. It's just so WIDE and BIG. Too bad a tongue doesn't reflect on the cock eh? >;)

You needn't be a mental patient Alan! I'd restrain you ANYTIME! ;D

Ah, oops. But this one is here only because he officially has MY HAIR. Which is SCARY. VERY SCARY. For ME.

Viggo snogging yet ANOTHER Hobbit! Ooooh it looks thorough. *shamlessly ogles Viggo's enraptured attention look on his face* You kiss that Hobbit till he sees stars. Hell yeah. *is quite hot and humid now*

Mmmm longhair Jason. Blond really does suit him better eh. ;) Also shaving. And dressing like a ponce. And being evil. And shagging Harry Potter. *cough* *feels like a Lucius/Harry comeback is in order*

Keanu's arse. Ogle it minions! ~~Oooooh he has such a nice muscle there I just want to bi---~~

THAT is Alan Rickman. Correction: THAT is a INCREDIBLY SHAGGABLE Alan Rickman. Second correction: That is an INCREDIBLY SHAGGABLE Alan Rickman whose looks finally match his voice! GAH!

GAH GAH GAH!

Oh the eyes. And the sweat/moist/WHATEVERIT'SHOTSOYEAH. And he's holding ANOTHER MAN'S FACE. GAAAAAAAAAH.

*wails* Will you stop looking so sexy? Please? That way I'll be able to survive it till GoF! THEN you can whatever you want with whoever you want! (preferably in the blond getup)

Heh, it looks like the industrial-sized pots of make-up have been officially passed from Tom Felton's make up artist to Dan's. And his hair! Argh! His Hair!

That is the only time I have ever seen Viggo's chest hairless. He should do that more often. >:)

Keep cool mah bebez! :D