True Blood 2x11
Aug. 31st, 2009 06:12 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonyBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, THIS SHOW.
THE FOLLOWING THINGS MUST BE SAID:
1. HOW MUCH FUN IS ASKARS HAVING, FILMING THIS SEASON. OMFG. In one episode, he's basically ALL OVER. I think I'm gonna miss it when Lafayette stops having delusions, because that last one where Eric replaced Lettie Mae in a particularly crazycakes scene was AWESOME. And then we have "ooooh look at the mini humans!" Eric (I'm not sure if he genuinely likes kids (NOT GOING THERE OMFG MY OVARIES WILL NOT SURVIVE) or if he is genuinely interested in tasting kids (which, ewwwwwwww). In any case, that scene was adorable, and Arlene is going to have a fit), and then SUPERMAN!ERIC LOL. And then he has the whole Sookie thing with Sam and BEEL and I'm all okay, yeah, now let them have sex.
2. Funnily enough, that's what the queen said too! :D HEEHEE THE VAMPIRE QUEEN OF LOUSIANA IS A PERVY LITTLE SLASHER. IT'S SO PERFECT AND DELIGHTFUL. I mean, at first I wasn't sure if I liked all of her crazy mannerisms, but her straightforward slasher tendencies made that go away. Also the fact that she's a lesbian all out and about (who is also into Stackhouse booty). That was awesome too. She wants to see Eric and BEEL have sex! And she's queen, so they HAVE to do it. Now I need a SPN/TB crossover where she meets Dean and finds him adorable and makes him take it up the butt from Eric. MAKE IT HAPPEN KTNX. (also now it's obvious they're pursuing the Hadley storyline)
3. MARYANN HAS TO GO. SHE HAS TO GO. MOTHERFUCKING MAENAD GOT LAFAYETTE. FUCK HER. SOMEONE BLOW THE SHIT OUTTA HER NAO NAO NAO.
3.5 But tbh, I find demon!Arlene and demon!Terry sort of really moronically delightful. Can they stay like this?
4. Also, WTFLOLBBQ EGG? Is Dionysus a dionsaur? Because that would be HILARIOUS.
5. Oh, Tara. Oh Lettie Mae. I knew it was too good to be true. And honestly, I'm bored and annoyed by them now. Meh. And Eggs can GTFO.
6. LAFAYETTE HAS SEX DREAMS ABOUT ERIC. FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN, TRUE BLOOD.
7. I've now changed my mind, and decided that Jason and Andy are TOTES the SamnDean of True Blood. I mean, it's already OBVIOUS that Jason is the redneck version of Dean, and LOLCAKES ANDY IS SAM. NO, REG, YOU MAY NOT MAKE BALDING JOKES. So cute. So clueless. So sure of themselves. COME HERE, I WANNA HUG YOU.
8. Aw, Sam! Just. Awwwww!
9. WHAT WAS PAM WEARING? ON WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT SEQUINED JUMPSUIT AN ACCEPTABLE PIECE OF CLOTHING? Not that she wasn't WORKING IT (because damn, she's a HBIC and then some), but still! UGH. I wish she'd wear those baby pink cardigans again.
10. HOYT AND JESSICA! D:!!!
11. TWO WEEKS?! WTF, HBO.
THE FOLLOWING THINGS MUST BE SAID:
1. HOW MUCH FUN IS ASKARS HAVING, FILMING THIS SEASON. OMFG. In one episode, he's basically ALL OVER. I think I'm gonna miss it when Lafayette stops having delusions, because that last one where Eric replaced Lettie Mae in a particularly crazycakes scene was AWESOME. And then we have "ooooh look at the mini humans!" Eric (I'm not sure if he genuinely likes kids (NOT GOING THERE OMFG MY OVARIES WILL NOT SURVIVE) or if he is genuinely interested in tasting kids (which, ewwwwwwww). In any case, that scene was adorable, and Arlene is going to have a fit), and then SUPERMAN!ERIC LOL. And then he has the whole Sookie thing with Sam and BEEL and I'm all okay, yeah, now let them have sex.
2. Funnily enough, that's what the queen said too! :D HEEHEE THE VAMPIRE QUEEN OF LOUSIANA IS A PERVY LITTLE SLASHER. IT'S SO PERFECT AND DELIGHTFUL. I mean, at first I wasn't sure if I liked all of her crazy mannerisms, but her straightforward slasher tendencies made that go away. Also the fact that she's a lesbian all out and about (who is also into Stackhouse booty). That was awesome too. She wants to see Eric and BEEL have sex! And she's queen, so they HAVE to do it. Now I need a SPN/TB crossover where she meets Dean and finds him adorable and makes him take it up the butt from Eric. MAKE IT HAPPEN KTNX. (also now it's obvious they're pursuing the Hadley storyline)
3. MARYANN HAS TO GO. SHE HAS TO GO. MOTHERFUCKING MAENAD GOT LAFAYETTE. FUCK HER. SOMEONE BLOW THE SHIT OUTTA HER NAO NAO NAO.
3.5 But tbh, I find demon!Arlene and demon!Terry sort of really moronically delightful. Can they stay like this?
4. Also, WTFLOLBBQ EGG? Is Dionysus a dionsaur? Because that would be HILARIOUS.
5. Oh, Tara. Oh Lettie Mae. I knew it was too good to be true. And honestly, I'm bored and annoyed by them now. Meh. And Eggs can GTFO.
6. LAFAYETTE HAS SEX DREAMS ABOUT ERIC. FOR THE MOTHERFUCKING WIN, TRUE BLOOD.
7. I've now changed my mind, and decided that Jason and Andy are TOTES the SamnDean of True Blood. I mean, it's already OBVIOUS that Jason is the redneck version of Dean, and LOLCAKES ANDY IS SAM. NO, REG, YOU MAY NOT MAKE BALDING JOKES. So cute. So clueless. So sure of themselves. COME HERE, I WANNA HUG YOU.
8. Aw, Sam! Just. Awwwww!
9. WHAT WAS PAM WEARING? ON WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT SEQUINED JUMPSUIT AN ACCEPTABLE PIECE OF CLOTHING? Not that she wasn't WORKING IT (because damn, she's a HBIC and then some), but still! UGH. I wish she'd wear those baby pink cardigans again.
10. HOYT AND JESSICA! D:!!!
11. TWO WEEKS?! WTF, HBO.
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Date: 2009-08-31 11:50 pm (UTC)HAHA TOO LATE, I ALREADY DID. And that he screams PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIG whenever Dean has bacon for lunch.
LSIDHLKJFSHLJKFDSB THIS SHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWW!! ZOMG YES SOPHIE-ANN THE SLASHER!! And um, YES TO THAT CROSSOVER ♥_____♥
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Date: 2009-09-01 12:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-09-01 01:05 am (UTC)So if Andy and Jason are Sammy and Dean, then does that make Sam Castiel? I love their Three Musketeering it! And YES on Sam taking Arlene's kids to see Eric ^^ See kiddies? He's much cooler than Billdo Baggins.
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Date: 2009-09-01 10:20 am (UTC)AHAHAHA, that was AWESOME. "They're nasty... and fantastic."
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