Supernatural 5x22 - Swan Song

[loony_moony]

Um, my main reaction seems to be along the lines of LOLWUT.

1. LOLWUT. Double curveballs. Adam is Michael and Sam is Lucifer. Michael grips Samifer and jumps into perdition.

2. LOLWUT. The Bloody Mary mirror scene, take 2. Samifer talking to Sam through a mirror, but it's mainly a Jared vs. Jared scene, throughout which all I could think is I'm probably the only Also Deangirl around who thinks his hair is fabulous.

3. LOLWUT. Chuck is God. BUT. AMULET. BUT. JOSHUA. BUT. THIS WHOLE FUCKING ARC. Fuck yeah, THERE ARE PLOTHOLES. You know what? Kripke + Chuck = CHICKPEA. THAT'S RIGHT. WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO, SPN WRITERS.

4. LOLWUT. Castiel and Bobby the amazing undead. They die! They come back! They're walking! Castiel's the new Michael!

5. LOLWUT. The whole "Becoming" - like hell portal. This episode reeks so much of Buffy it's not even funny. I mean, it IS funny if you're Neil Gaiman.

6. LOLWUT. BECKY AND GOD WERE AN ITEM.

7. LOLWUT. Sam sends Dean to Lisa, AND DEAN GOES THERE. And he's crawling in with his tail between his legs, AND SAM IS OUT THERE STALKING HIM. Sam? Samifer?

OH MY GOD. SAM IS MICHAEL.

8. I thought the Impala was God. Or, like, the cage. IDK.

9. There were too many montages. I'm just saying!

10. ANVILS ARE HEAVY.

11. ASSBUTT.

Good night.

Comments

[cleito.livejournal.com]

Castiel got 'sploded again!

God had sex with a Wincester! More than once! And there was no smiting!

Dean is going to epically fail at normal over the summer, you just know it. I feel sorry for the impending crap that's gonna ruin Lisa and Ben's lives.

And I gotta hand it to the make-up women who did Sam/Samifer's face. I had no trouble telling them apart. I wanna know how Sam stayed chubby-cheeked while Samifer was all cheek-bones and lean-looking.

In the end: IT'S ALL ABOUT THE IMPALA!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

WAIT, WHAT. God had sex with a Winchester? When?

[cleito.livejournal.com]

Win-cester! Becky! GOD SLEEPS WITH FANFIC WRITERS! TRUFAX! :)

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Aaaaaaah! Well, yeah. Also, Kripke.

[aislinn-tredor.livejournal.com]

"LOLWUT" Yeah, me too.

SAMIFER! ♥

Becky/God. OMG. LMAO. And did Chuck have a phonesex line?

Sam? Samifer? Samchael? Who is it out there stalking!

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I am okay with Dean/Lisa. You know why? Because a) It's Dean Winchester, and he has no idea how to sustain a relationship, and b) Sam is totally out to get him back. YES YES I AM BENG A TOTALLY CRAZY WINCESTER RIGHT NOW, SMITE ME REALLY.

[aislinn-tredor.livejournal.com]

LOL. Oh Dean...I was shocked when it was revealed he'd never had a relationship last longer than, was it one month? Two? And that meant his thing with Cassie wasn't as long as I'd thought.

Sam is his longtime relationship and love.

GO GET HIM SAM! The "Go to Lisa" condition only applied when he was gone.

;)

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

The "Go to Lisa" condition only applied when he was gone.

YES. EXACTLY. GENAU. HEE.

[arabella-hope.livejournal.com]

The army man was precious -- until it became the yellow crayon. UGGGGGGGGH.

I don't even know, That was -- not good. I could stop on my Convenient Adam anger and stew there for days, but...what are you gonna do?

I wish we got the apocalypse :|

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Ah, I'm mostly okay with the episode! True, Samifer vs. Michael!Dean would've been WORLDS OF AWESOME, but I'm still liking this! :)

[deirdre-c.livejournal.com]

Chickpea FTW!!!! \o/

(Note: my laughter is tinged with hysteria.)

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

CHICKPEA. :DDD

Hysterical laughter is nothing less than expected, love!

[memphis86.livejournal.com]

SAMMIKE? MICUEL? SAMIKEY?

IDK MY BFF BOOOOOOYS:



(As a reward for putting up with my not-just-WIncest-OTP-ing)

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

OMG PRETTY BOYS ARE PRETTY, WITH BANGS AND NECKS AND STUFF. :DDDD

Samchael?

[gardnerhill.livejournal.com]

I'm just loving the fact that the car saved the day. Without, you know, pulling a KITT or anything ridic like that.

And just like the end of Season 3, Dean is in Hell. What else would you call that feeble flutter at suburban normality? Personally I think he's just there to lick his wounds -- he's got several years worth of shell-shock to deal with, and a loss he can't begin to start comprehending. He certainly doesn't look happy or at peace in there. I think the real truth is what Dean told Castiel -- that he's gunning for God next.

"Hey! Assbutt!" will go right up there with Jim Kirk's "Double dumb-ass on you!"

Liked the Smeagol/Gollum thing with the mirror.

And unfortunate flashback -- the streetlight going out just as Sam appears looking in on the house? All I could think was Dumbledore on Privet Drive.

Let's see, the hero and the villain tumble together into an unreturnable abyss, never to be seen again...Wasn't that how Sir Arthur Conan Doyle tried to kill off Sherlock Holmes and the fans wouldn't let him end it that way?

[maichan.livejournal.com]

In my not-so-humble opinion, it SUCKED DONKEY BALLS.
It was so bad though, that I've skipped bitching and went straight to laughing. So yeah, LOLWUT???