True Blood 3x04 - "9 Crimes"
Jul. 11th, 2010 10:10 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonyDear True Blood,
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY.
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM "SUPERNATURAL" ABOUT HOW TO TREAT FEMALE CHARACTERS.
I swear, the only two women who WEREN'T fucked up as all hell in this were Kenya and MAYBE Sookie. In one episode, this show has introduced at least two fucking female characters I would like nothing more than SLAP for belonging to the same sex as I am, and one of them got it far, far worse.
OH, AND PAM. WTF TRUE BLOOD. WTF. I DO NOT APPROVE TORTURING PAM. Not even if you DO give me some precious Eric/Lafayette scenes before. (And whoever thought that Eric/Sookie wouldn't be a dream is a sad person. They are at least half a season worth of Close Moments from boinking like that)
Those werewolves were even more pointlessly disgusting than the sparkwolves on Twilight. And Russel going all Aryan Pride with them? JUST. YURGH. EXCUSE ME AS I PUKE AND THEN KILL THEM ALL.
Alcide is weirdly endearing (and YES, HOT), but at the same time just weird. And kind of a loser. Like, a big loser, and you get points for making at least ONE of those fuckers an acceptable character, but SERIOUSLY. BRANDING. And then you were like two moments of sanity from BESTIALITY.
FUCKERY. ALL AROUND. And that's even BEFORE I get to the EPIC FUCKERY that is Tara and Franklin and WTF ARE YOU MAKING THOSE CHARACTERS INTO. Franklin was a grade A ASSHOLE in the books, but in here he is just full-on PSYCHO. Tara hasn't a single hope in ever maturing into a balanced person after this.
DFKS'FK'FK;AKF;KF;AFA;AJFAJFA;FJAL
FAIL.
YOU HAD BETTER FILL THE REST OF THIS SEASON WITH NEKKID ERIC OR I SWEAR, I'M TELLING ON YOU TO KRIPKE.
GAAAARGH,
MOONAY
PS: AND LIKE, FEMALE NUDITY FOR NO REASON AND KILLING STRIPPERS AND LORENA. MORE OF HER IS LIKE MORE NAIL ON A BLACKBOARD.
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY.
WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO TAKE LESSONS FROM "SUPERNATURAL" ABOUT HOW TO TREAT FEMALE CHARACTERS.
I swear, the only two women who WEREN'T fucked up as all hell in this were Kenya and MAYBE Sookie. In one episode, this show has introduced at least two fucking female characters I would like nothing more than SLAP for belonging to the same sex as I am, and one of them got it far, far worse.
OH, AND PAM. WTF TRUE BLOOD. WTF. I DO NOT APPROVE TORTURING PAM. Not even if you DO give me some precious Eric/Lafayette scenes before. (And whoever thought that Eric/Sookie wouldn't be a dream is a sad person. They are at least half a season worth of Close Moments from boinking like that)
Those werewolves were even more pointlessly disgusting than the sparkwolves on Twilight. And Russel going all Aryan Pride with them? JUST. YURGH. EXCUSE ME AS I PUKE AND THEN KILL THEM ALL.
Alcide is weirdly endearing (and YES, HOT), but at the same time just weird. And kind of a loser. Like, a big loser, and you get points for making at least ONE of those fuckers an acceptable character, but SERIOUSLY. BRANDING. And then you were like two moments of sanity from BESTIALITY.
FUCKERY. ALL AROUND. And that's even BEFORE I get to the EPIC FUCKERY that is Tara and Franklin and WTF ARE YOU MAKING THOSE CHARACTERS INTO. Franklin was a grade A ASSHOLE in the books, but in here he is just full-on PSYCHO. Tara hasn't a single hope in ever maturing into a balanced person after this.
DFKS'FK'FK;AKF;KF;AFA;AJFAJFA;FJAL
FAIL.
YOU HAD BETTER FILL THE REST OF THIS SEASON WITH NEKKID ERIC OR I SWEAR, I'M TELLING ON YOU TO KRIPKE.
GAAAARGH,
MOONAY
PS: AND LIKE, FEMALE NUDITY FOR NO REASON AND KILLING STRIPPERS AND LORENA. MORE OF HER IS LIKE MORE NAIL ON A BLACKBOARD.
