Game of Thrones 1x01 - Here's Looking At You, Kid

[loony_moony]

J/k. I know it's "winter's coming" because Sean Bean said it like FIVE THOUSAND TIMES during the episode.

So in honor of the latest version of 'Rome' (written by George R.R. Martin) I've written a series of haikus:

SEAN BEAN. Why are you
always playing Boromir?
Not that you're not hot.

All the blond siblings
are incestuous, THE END.
Not creepy at all.

Things That Are Dead Here:
Soldiers, deer, wolves, zombies, kids.
Barbarians too.

Mark Addy'll always
be Roland from A Knight's Tale
to me, and that's that.

I get a tiny
Lord of the Rings vibe from this.
Very, very, very tiny.

Manly men! Fights, swords, kills,
BOOBS, BOOBS, BOOBS, violence and
gory deaths. And rape.

And now, a repeat
of The Gladiator, just
with Sean Bean. Whatevs.