loony_moony

I'm watching ANTM on youtube for the sheer sadistic value of seeing a bunch of stupid people terrorizing a bunch of even stupider girls to do ridiculously stupid stuff on TV. I blame the paralyzing back pain.

1. So, remember how last week Gizmodo bought a prototype of the iPhone 4 from some dude and had it dissected and analyzed? Well, today the police seized Gizmodo's editor Jason Chen's computers on a warrant that he claims to be invalid. Let the games begin.

2. Because memphis86 asked, here is the story of a google employee who claims the company has robbed him of his creative joy.

And he was an ex-Mac creator too.

3. Richard Speight Jr. writes a message to SPN fans on his facebook, fandom bursts into tears.

Goddamn, I did too. That dude is awesome.

4. Shirt of the day:



Want one? Get it here. Proceeds from the sale will go to either Marriage Equality US, Freedom to Marry or HRC, according to your choice.

In which vampiric02 causes me another laughing spasm.

( Cut for gif-sensitive browsers, unable to withstand THE WIN )

1. So 9 days ago, model Rie Rasmussen started a shitstorm against Terry Richardson on Page Six, to the resounding outcries of ONTD to drive a pitchfork through him. Now, you might say "so what? isn't that what every fashion photographer does?" But even among fashion photographers, Terry Richardson is one vile motherfucker. Today Richardson cries and whines about the 'allegations' against him on his website, but more importantly takes off some of the most offensive photos off it. Now this is not to be said that those photoshoots (and worse) didn't happen already, or that he'll lose much work for it, but here's hoping people keep closer tabs on him and what he does. My personal hopes about what should happen to this sleazy, hipsteresque sex offender range somewhere between a Bobbit and a shiv, but I rather doubt anything's gonna happen to him but some model spraying overpriced vodka in his face.

2. On lighter news, is Jon Hamm going to be Captain America?

...O_O

No comment.

3. The Harry Potter theme park is about to open!

Oh god, if this place is as good as it looks, it's not going to be any less than HELL to be in any time soon. And I SO VERY DEARLY WANT TO GO THERE OMG.

4. It's Fug Madness time! Come vote for the most hilariously dressed celeb or wannabe-celeb. It's always so much fun.

5. So okay, I don't know who made this or what movie it's referring to (please don't say "Mean Girls"), but it never fails to make me laugh like a hyena whenever I see it:

1. HAPPY NEW MOON RIFFTRAX DAY EVERYONE!

I fully intend to park down tonight with some Strongbow and laugh my face off.

2. What is this I hear? Jon Stewart crams Glenn Beck yet again?

WHY YES. YES HE DID. AND HOLY FUCK, IT WAS FUNNY.

3. This is the story of Beyonsam and Lady CasCas

Otherwise known as the "Telephone" crossover FROM THE DEEPEST WELLS OF YOUR MIND.

4. The Skarsgard family lending their voices to a Moomin 3D movie?

AAAAAAAAH AND IT'S MY FAVOURITE MOOMIN BOOK TOO!

5. THIS GIF

1. Hi, Virginia! Nice to know you're STILL the most fucked up state in the United States.

2. Jude Law and Bill Hader do promos for SNL

Dammit, why do I find them so amusing? Yes, yes, Bill Hader is funny, I know, shut up.

3. Supernolopy!

That game even Kripke would be dying to play. Seriously, it looks AMAZING.

4. Jon Stewart goes on Chatroulette, the most heinously boring porn website since guyswithiphones, and he does it in a way that is nothing less than awesome sauce.

1. WHAT IS RPATTZ DOING ON "THE DAILY SHOW" TONIGHT? WHAT? HOW DOES HE DESERVE TO GO ON "THE DAILY SHOW"? I've been shouting about this EVERYWHERE today ever since I caught up with yesterday's show. WHY, JON STEWART. WHY?

...Okay, so maybe he's a little bit funny. It should be said, however, that Jimmy Fallon pretty much went through his entire funny quota for the YEAR in that segment. And yes, he is about to become a wax figure on Madame Tussauds which will repeatedly get molested by Twitards (and possibly they'll have to get security for it). But STILL. JON STEWART. RPATTZ. JON STEWART.

...AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

I'M BOTHERED, OKAY?

Bring me that Stephen Colbert/Johnny Weir interview I KNOW you're hiding, Comedy Central, to compensate for the FAIL.

ETA: No more Daily Show and Colbert Report on Hulu? FAAAAAAAAAIL FAAAAAAAAAAIL FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

2. Feeling like reading a Leno bash for coming back last night? Look no further! Complete with frothing and snarking.

3. IT'S TIME FOR YOU KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE!



MAY THE BEST SUPERNATURAL CHARACTER WIN!

1. Happy slightly-belated birthday, Jensen Ackles! You are beautiful, you make Dean Winchester awesome and you like Eddie Izzard. Oh, and your fiancée rocks. I LIKE YOU A LOT. Here, have an epic picspam!

2. So there's this picspam of Johnny Weir and Stephane Lambiel and it's like the OTP I never knew I fangirled. I've never even SEEN Lambiel skate, and yet I ship this in a J2-ish way that alarms me.

3. That is probably the best commercial I have EVER SEEN. I'M ON A HORSE.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ignited!!! MAY YOU ALWAYS BE OUR LOVABLE, GROUCHY CYLON. *HEEEEAAAAAARTS*

Today, you shall have a collection of Moments of Zen:

MoZ 1: Dean and Castiel re-enact 'Telephone' (OH YOU KNOW THEY DID)

Courtesy of memphis86, SOMETIMES I FEEL LIKE I FAN IN GRAND CENTRAL STATION.

MoZ 2: Johnny Weir and Stephen Colbert meet!

DEAR LORD TELL ME THERE'S A VIDEO. TOO MUCH AWESOME TO BE MERELY CAPTURED IN PHOTO.

MoZ 3: Stephen Colbert and Michael Bubbly (IT'S PRONOUNCED "BUBLÉ") singing "Oh Canada" to the tune of "Star Spangled Banner":



ETA: THIS JUST IN: JARED PADALECKI IS THE GIANTEST ACTOR IN THE WOOOOOORLD~

IT IS AN AWESOME DAY TO BE TIPSY IN FANDOM, Y'ALL!

1. WILL AND I CAN HAS AN APARTMENT! \O/ Leases shall be signed tomorrow, things should be moved on Sunday. :D

2. Bless ignited's grouchy heart. She's doing a SPN/CWRPS bodyswap meme.


The SPN & CW RPF Bodyswap Meme!


3. ( I knew no one would wanna see this with me, so I went to see 'Legion' all alone in the bitter cold, and other yiddisch guilt phrases )

During the trailers, I realized two things:

1. Zoe Saldana is IN EVERY SINGLE MOVIE ABOUT TO COME OUT THIS YEAR. Seriously. Woman's done some MILEAGE.

2. Though "MacGruber" looks promising, I couldn't help but imagine Jensen Ackles instead of Ryan Philippe (in the role of the FBI dude). AGAIN. IN MY BRAIN, THEY ARE TWINS. Very pretty, very dry twins. Yes, I'm feeling judged by fandom.

1. Neil Gaiman and Amanda Palmer are engaged to be married.

I honestly never expected either of them to be the type that would want to marry (I guess in Gaiman's place it's sort of a moot point). I just thought they'd be together forever a-la Depp and Paradis, pretty much. Nevertheless, they are adorable and I wish them much happiness. :D

2. The UNICEF page Misha Collins started has raised almost $20,000.

I also gave money to it yesterday, and after I did, I saw that Misha just donated as well. Fandom ftw!

3. Rec: missyjack's The Secret Diary of Castiel aged 4,237¾

This is the funniest Castiel crack I've read in a long time. No surprise, considering the author!

3.5 Danneel Harris tweets a picture of Jensen on the SPN set.

So I had this whole paragraph about how that's totally awesome she's been visiting Jensen on set and how if she wanted, she could totally fuck him in Dean Winchester get up (which seriously, is there anyone in here who doesn't wanna do that?), but now I actually found out he sent it to her to show the fans, which, why? Also, he looks dead on his feet. Now I just wanna see it featured on guyswithipohones.com. xD

4. Conan O'Brien has been released from his NBC contract with a payout.

That means he can not only sign with another network for a new show, he can even go on other networks for the remainder of his time on NBC. But of course, this means the rumored end of his Tonight Show next week is all but confirmed. Ugh, angering and sad clusterfuck. :(((((