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1. President Obama and Stephen Colbert filming his Iraq tidbit in the White House.

Stick a fork in me, I am DONE.

2. The movie we've all been waiting for: Buffy vs. Edward

Can I hear a WOOT WOOT?

:D

Tiny little fangirls talk about their OMGSCREAMINGLOVE for RPattz

But what's the truly horrifying part is what comes out in the COMMENTS. We're talking bad manips, gifs of fangirls SNIFFING A LIFE-SIZE RPATTZ CUTOUT, and oh yeah, SOMEONE TATTOOED HIS FUCKING FACE ON HER ARM. BADLY.

WTF WTF WTF WTF

(interview really amusing though)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!


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This morning, harvested from the great fandom melting pot of the internet world:

1. RPattz pulls a butt muscle on his first day of filming New Moon. He needed a butt rub to ease the muscle and return to filming. I don't know whether to make a TwiHards joke or an Edward Cullen one first.

2. Showtime bans alcohol on the set of The Tudors, due to JRM's latest stint in rehab. And while the report in itself is not amusing at all (JRM's had so many bad alcohol/drugs runs in the past, he actually had to have surgery), the comments on the post are hilarious.

3. So um, Kal Penn is awesome. Penn is either Kumar or Kutner from "House" to you, but he also worked extensively for the Obama campaign, among other things, and was recently offered a position in the Obama administration as a director in the White House office of public liaison. I'm thinking he's like the Misha of the "House" set. :)

4. In J2 news, waterofthemoon reports that apparently Jared and Jensen went golfing in Oregon together. Wow. How resplendent fandom looks with all that tinfoil jewellery on. :D


And lastly,

Attn: Jared Padalecki

Someone's after your world-beating sixpack belt.



Just saying. :D

First, a PSA, to one Jensen Ackles and one Jared Padalecki, currently ensconed in Vancouver, presumably shooting Show (I think they're still shooting, right?):

Be careful. There are Twilighters in town. So yeah, your crazy fangirls? Have NOTHING on the TwiTards. NOTHING, GUYS. HIDE.

Yours,

A Crazy (But Not Rabidly So) Fangirl

And now for the awesome:

1. Behind the scenes for that AWESOME Radiohead ft. USC Marching Band performance from the Grammys. And it's STILL ten different kinds of awesome. Random Thom Yorke gleeful dancing! :D

2. CoS is on TV tonight. Kenneth Branagh as Gilderoy Lockhart WINS EVERYTHING. Dobby sounds like my grandmother.

( And a random picspam of Stuff I Have Accumulated )

And Stephen Colbert just killed it on the NRA. HEEEEEE.

(via cleolinda's linkspam)

Good morning, flist.

Guess what.

Twilight fandom is back.

Didn't you miss the crazy? Didn't you miss scarying the daylights out of young actors who were just doing their job? Didn't you miss the one fandom these days that makes our fandom look borderline less insane?

AAAAAAND the matching-name body powder of DOOM: 'Twilight Supernatural Face and Body Powders'. Yes, my heart kinda stopped there too. WE ARE NOT LIKE THE SPARKLIES, DAMMIT.

And last, but not least, RPattz on the Oscars compared to Twilight premieres: "It's more organized. At Twilight premieres, you think you're going to die." YES. (I've been itching to post this one for a while)

Did I mention he went karaoke-ing with Hugh Jackman in Tokyo and Buz Luhrmann joined? Did I? I think that's AWESOME

The world has gone INSANE in the last couple of days. Where was I when half the Congress was twittering during Obama's Nation Address?....Probably studying.

ANYWAY.

First, we have two videos by Jon Stewart:

1. In which, coming back home after getting drilled about Civil Rights and the Civil Rights Movement for 3 hours today, I discover that apparently Capitol Hill went apeshit. Literally.



2. In which Jon Stewart interviews Brian Williams. Again. And it's incredibly, awesomely SLASHY. AGAIN. Also in which Brian Williams has a sense of humor drier than Jensen Ackles' sense of humor the Sahara Desert.



And now we move to Stephen Colbert wearing a horned helmet and pigtails, otherwise known as the Colbert Baleout Bailout Plan (also, the Wørd):



As for LINKS:

1. Stupid Rihanna being stupid. Yeah, titti, you can kiss that felony charge goodbye.

2. Stephen Fry can has vacation with boyfriend(?)! But my reaction to this? OMG HE HAS SAMHAIR. :D

3. Hugh Jackman, RPattz and Buz Luhrmann went to a Japanese karaoke bar and sang the night away. No, this is not a joke. Hugh Jackman, RPattz and Buz Luhrmann went to a karaoke bar in Japan together. Luhrmann made RPattz sing the girl part in Moulin Rouge.

4. Emma Watson got into Yale. You wanted Bella!KStew? Too bad. You get Hermione!Emma instead!

5. Everyone should read 'I wandered lonely as a cloud' by wanttobeatree. It might not have J2 porn, but it sure does pack enough J2 crack in it to make my ribs seriously hurt. :D

THIS VIDEO NEVER CEASES TO MAKE ME LAUGH SO FUCKING HARD (AND I ALREADY WATCHED IT LIKE THREE TIMES TODAY):


Star Wars: Retold (by someone who hasn't seen it) from Joe Nicolosi on Vimeo.

In other news:

Apparently tomorrow Fox and Warner Bros. are going to announce the 'Watchmen' settlement? And we get to find out just how much Warner Bros. became Fox's biatches. I'm sure heads already rolled for this one.

Perez Hilton posts BBC screencaps of RPattz naked in a tub. I am yet again struck by just how unattractive he is, but sure that 9847897429 fangirls already did bordrline illegal things to those caps. Also Perez Hilton is a creep, but I guess everyone knows that (hell, I already ficced him as such).

Also, I AM HAUNTED BY MY BLOODY VALENTINE POSTERS. BECAUSE NOTHING SAYS "HORROR MOVIE" MORE THAN BEING CREEPED OUT WHILE SEEING POSTERS FEATURING PEOPLE IN GAS MASKS EVERYWHERE I GO AND TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE OF THEM IS JENSEN.

Also THIS COLD NEEDS TO GO AWAY.

Stolen from keepaofthecheez

( The icon meme. HEY, I HAVE PRETTY ICONS, LOOK AT THEM FOOLZ )

Yesterday night I took 2 Tylenol PM and they knocked me out for 10 hours straight, and I'm still groggy. Wtf.

ETA: Fandom news thingies

1. RPATTZ TO REPLACE ZEFRON ON 'HAIRSPRAY 2'?! That is the most ridonkulous idea I've EVER HEARD. No offence, Rpattz, but for all of his cheesiness, Zefron CAN actually sing and dance. AT THE SAME TIME. WELL. His pull might've gone a little lower since Rpattz's Cult of Crazy exploded with Twilight (btw, best Twatlight macro ever y/y), but he can still claim all those crazy HSM fans under his belt. BUT! It would be awesome to see them both at the same movie. Teenaged fangirls with literally IMPLODE in the theaters! Bread and entertainment, 21st century style!

2. HOTASS JDM IN 'WATCHMEN' IS STILL A HOTASS. Seriously. NOM!

So this is my 1000th post. I have literally spammed your flist one thousand times with my crazy. I hope you're happy. I know I am very gleeful about it. :D

Also Happy New Year everyone! I hope this year will be better for everyone, because 2008 was crazycakes, and mostly not in a good way (it was so very TOM WELLING). But it's done now, and I have hope, for one. Last night was a lovely shindig involving ignited, regala_electra, and memphis86 in relala's place (also occasionally with Rae's BFF). It also included alcohol, food, Wii and Guitar Hero. Basically we reenacted every J2 domestic schmoop fic you can think of, without the buttsex of course, and with a lot more TOM WELLING Mike Rosenbaum instead. I never said we weren't crazy, but in a cool way of course (not in a HEY LET ME JUMP YOU IN THE AIRPORT way).

And I just found a centipede in my tv room. Yay. Of course I killed it. With minimum amount of freezing in fear, even. I'm sure you're very interested.

Things that made my 2008 AWESOME:

1. OMG JOHNNY DEPP

2. The Fug Girls, espcially this, this, and this. *GLEEFUL CACKLES*

3. Mystery Spot, aka THE SUPERNATURAL EPISODE THAT ATE MY BRAIN AND REFUSES TO GIVE ME A NEW ONE. And then there was flaily picspam! And more meta!

4. I'm fucking Matt Damon! Oh yeah? Well, I'm fucking Ben Affleck! (AND THE WORLD KEELED OVER IN LAUGHTER)

5. Cate Blanchett's Oscar dress

6. "Iron Man", "The Dark Knight: The IMAX Experience", "Juno", "Wall-E", "Kung Fu Panda", "Tropic Thunder", "Milk", the first trailer for "Watchmen" (simply a masterpiece). It's been a good year for big movies.

7. Fics of schmooptastic awesome !!!

8. Jon Stewart. His funny has been so sharp this year, it's almost humbling. I mean really, he is that awesome. Plus, he and Obama are totally sitting on a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G (EEEEEE SHO CUTE!). You know, if they weren't already married to other women. Also gay blast from the past!

9. THEY LIVE TOGETHER! \O/

10. Gay Jared and Jensen are so gay, even Kripke agrees. Also, they're still totally hot.

11. And then, there was LEDERHOSEN. :D

12. Jizz in my pants, Jensen doing 'Eye of the Tiger', Justin Timberlake brining turkey back, 'Prop 8: The Musical', Misha Collins on Nip/Tuck and of course, we're the dancers.

13. OBAMA!!!11!!!!! :D :D :D

14. RPattz and his general awesomenss.

<33333333! May this new year will bring to us much awesomenss. :)))