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loony_moony) wrote2003-11-17 09:30 pm
loony_moony) wrote2003-11-17 09:30 pm
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After seeing one of the last posts in ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
nraged, I can't help but squint at all NrAgers on my friends list and wonder if they're not hiding something from me. Hmph. Hmmmmmmmph. Am not amused by the catastrophe my two darlings have gone through (wah wah wah). I don't give a damn if they're together or not, I don't want them to be unhappy! Waaaaaaah!
Also, he is being cryptic again, which is NEVER good, but I like him bad, what can I say. :D
Before I do my picspam, I have to give my full respect to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
snaples. It was mimbulus who actually showed me her art and sent me a website link for first time, but I must admit that I was less open to Snape pairings that time. I was a "No no no he should sleep with ME" kind of Rickmanista and Snaper until very recently, you see. ;D Last night I went to her site and saw her art and read her fics. Oh, my god. The sheer inspiration this woman has mainly for Snape ( but the Malfoys, Harry, Sirius and Remus too, mind you), is unbelievable. I seriously doubt if there are many people in this fandom, or most fandoms, who are more inspired than her. I don't know about you people, but the image of Snape I have in my fanfiction reader's subconscious lately is the image of HER Snape. Unbelievable. Snaples, you are one talented woman. :)
Am I the only one looking at this piccie, thinking that:
1. Elijah's eyes look very....interesting....
2. Dom's hair looks like a hideous helmet.
3. What the hell is Elijah doing with his hand on Dom's thigh? >:D
I'm sorry, but this is soooooooo Matrix!Hobbits. It SCREAMS "we all love Agent Smith".
Dom: "Mr. Boyd! What do you think you're doing?"
Billy: "Why, I'm doing the Jig, Mr. Monaghan, like any good Scottish Smith should!"
Dom: "You look stupid."
Billy: "I look better than Elijah 'Kill Bill Wannabe' Wood."
Dom: "Good point there, Mr. Boyd."
Sean: "I'll just sit in the car and ogle Elijah's toned legs, thank you."
Elijah: "*screams like a Kung Fu master* Waaaaa! Wooooah! I be Agent Bruce Lee!"
Hugo: "ARGH! This is a really disturbing image! ALL OF YOU are really disturbing images like that!"
Dom: "Say 'thank you' we didn't try to do a 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert' remake and shuddup."
-Holywood's Latest Crop-
Elijah: "Hello, everyone. I'm Elijah Wood and you actually knew who I was before LotR launched, you just didn't remember I was this pretty. Also, my eyes are strange."
Sean: "Hello, I'm Sean Astin. What the hell am I wearing? I've never even been a Scout."
Dom: "Hello, I'm Dominic Monaghan and I look like a monkey in sunglasses."
Billy: "Hello, I'm Billy Boyd and there isn't really a reason to leave me so behind in the shadow because I'm really prettier than most of those boys, not mentioning probably all men in my age."
Orli: "Hellooooooo I'm Orlaaaaando Blooooom and I'm the actual reason for taking this picture. Notice my better styling and the fact I'm filling half of this photo. Instead of saying something rather deep and moving that'll make you all love me, I'll just leer at you all and make 10 million girls and gays drool. That will be all."
Legolas in one of the scenes in RotK. This is an official photo. I wonder how manysexual favours pleadings I have to give to replace that man on his front, so I could rub against his cock look at his pretty face. >:)
Another official RotK image. His face looks exactly like in The Scene (where Aragorn falls off the cliff) with him sporting The Gut Wrenching (And Oh So Unbelievably Slashy) Stare. Hmmmm....slashy-looks!Legolas...this film already looks good! ;D
Um, Orlando? John Wayne wanted to say that you still don't look manly, and that he wants his cigar back. But really, you have great future in modelling, if you'd just accept the fact you look genderless. :D
Will Turner, ah yes. He Who Is Boring And Not Convincing As A Heterosexual Even One Bit. I'm sorry, but when you spend so much time next to Gloriously Slashy Jack Sparrow, he rubs off you in the end. No matter, I'm sure Elizabeth will gladly accept this fate if she gets to watch. >:D
Okay, right now I'm thinking: OMG black silk shirt OMG tiny waist OMG shaggable upper torso OMG lean hips OMG his face reminds me of Legolas' blank looks OMG this is the stuff smutty fics are made of. GAH GAH GAH, he's fulfilling practically every sappy slash fantasy I've ever had. *is a puddle at Bloomy's scrumptious legs*
Hmmmmmmmph need to go to bed early hmmmmmmmmph.
nraged, I can't help but squint at all NrAgers on my friends list and wonder if they're not hiding something from me. Hmph. Hmmmmmmmph. Am not amused by the catastrophe my two darlings have gone through (wah wah wah). I don't give a damn if they're together or not, I don't want them to be unhappy! Waaaaaaah!Also, he is being cryptic again, which is NEVER good, but I like him bad, what can I say. :D
Before I do my picspam, I have to give my full respect to
snaples. It was mimbulus who actually showed me her art and sent me a website link for first time, but I must admit that I was less open to Snape pairings that time. I was a "No no no he should sleep with ME" kind of Rickmanista and Snaper until very recently, you see. ;D Last night I went to her site and saw her art and read her fics. Oh, my god. The sheer inspiration this woman has mainly for Snape ( but the Malfoys, Harry, Sirius and Remus too, mind you), is unbelievable. I seriously doubt if there are many people in this fandom, or most fandoms, who are more inspired than her. I don't know about you people, but the image of Snape I have in my fanfiction reader's subconscious lately is the image of HER Snape. Unbelievable. Snaples, you are one talented woman. :)Am I the only one looking at this piccie, thinking that:
1. Elijah's eyes look very....interesting....
2. Dom's hair looks like a hideous helmet.
3. What the hell is Elijah doing with his hand on Dom's thigh? >:D
I'm sorry, but this is soooooooo Matrix!Hobbits. It SCREAMS "we all love Agent Smith".
Dom: "Mr. Boyd! What do you think you're doing?"
Billy: "Why, I'm doing the Jig, Mr. Monaghan, like any good Scottish Smith should!"
Dom: "You look stupid."
Billy: "I look better than Elijah 'Kill Bill Wannabe' Wood."
Dom: "Good point there, Mr. Boyd."
Sean: "I'll just sit in the car and ogle Elijah's toned legs, thank you."
Elijah: "*screams like a Kung Fu master* Waaaaa! Wooooah! I be Agent Bruce Lee!"
Hugo: "ARGH! This is a really disturbing image! ALL OF YOU are really disturbing images like that!"
Dom: "Say 'thank you' we didn't try to do a 'Priscilla Queen of the Desert' remake and shuddup."
-Holywood's Latest Crop-
Elijah: "Hello, everyone. I'm Elijah Wood and you actually knew who I was before LotR launched, you just didn't remember I was this pretty. Also, my eyes are strange."
Sean: "Hello, I'm Sean Astin. What the hell am I wearing? I've never even been a Scout."
Dom: "Hello, I'm Dominic Monaghan and I look like a monkey in sunglasses."
Billy: "Hello, I'm Billy Boyd and there isn't really a reason to leave me so behind in the shadow because I'm really prettier than most of those boys, not mentioning probably all men in my age."
Orli: "Hellooooooo I'm Orlaaaaando Blooooom and I'm the actual reason for taking this picture. Notice my better styling and the fact I'm filling half of this photo. Instead of saying something rather deep and moving that'll make you all love me, I'll just leer at you all and make 10 million girls and gays drool. That will be all."
Legolas in one of the scenes in RotK. This is an official photo. I wonder how many
Another official RotK image. His face looks exactly like in The Scene (where Aragorn falls off the cliff) with him sporting The Gut Wrenching (And Oh So Unbelievably Slashy) Stare. Hmmmm....slashy-looks!Legolas...this film already looks good! ;D
Um, Orlando? John Wayne wanted to say that you still don't look manly, and that he wants his cigar back. But really, you have great future in modelling, if you'd just accept the fact you look genderless. :D
Will Turner, ah yes. He Who Is Boring And Not Convincing As A Heterosexual Even One Bit. I'm sorry, but when you spend so much time next to Gloriously Slashy Jack Sparrow, he rubs off you in the end. No matter, I'm sure Elizabeth will gladly accept this fate if she gets to watch. >:D
Okay, right now I'm thinking: OMG black silk shirt OMG tiny waist OMG shaggable upper torso OMG lean hips OMG his face reminds me of Legolas' blank looks OMG this is the stuff smutty fics are made of. GAH GAH GAH, he's fulfilling practically every sappy slash fantasy I've ever had. *is a puddle at Bloomy's scrumptious legs*
Hmmmmmmmph need to go to bed early hmmmmmmmmph.
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Yesyesyes, it is all thanks to meeeeee :))
I'm sorry, but when you spend so much time next to Gloriously Slashy Jack Sparrow, he rubs off you in the end.
All he lacks is some eyeliner (black, preferably) and dreads in his goatee.
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He also lacks a personality. ;)
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If he *had* a personality, he would have far less of those blank "Wuh?" looks he gets from time to time.
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*giggles*
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I think the real question is: Why is Dom's leg between Elijah's? (Iz cuz Elijah's a hor. But we won't tell him that.)
And in the last picture? Who cares what his shoes look like? (Well, okay, yeah, they're ugly as sin. But.) The ankles, I tell you! Someone should force him to wear his Will Turner pants every day. And I think that someone should be me. XD
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Curse Orlando for now showing his ankles properly in a photo. Shall look for a good pic of them and give it for your birthday. But, er, when is your birthday? :D
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But it might take you that long to find a good picture. *giggles*
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Oh and on the WB special on the regular TTT DVD, is it bad I get Dom/Lij vibes from the fact Dom kisses Lija's hand and hugs him?
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No, that'll happen in RotK. Don't confuse your familial traumas with Elijah Wood. >:D
Dom kisses Lijah's hand? Where in the DVD? I got Dom/Billy vibes, but that's usual. Lijah s such a h0, I've seen him pounce Orli and kisses him somewhere...somwhere near the mouth, I have no idea where. ;D
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*Priceless*
Ahaha.
As for the last pic... OMG tiny waist... it's corset time!
*giggle* Although I think he'd look shocking *in* women's clothing.
Re: Ahaha.
it's corset time!
*giggle* Although I think he'd look shocking *in* women's clothing.
DON'T GIVE ME IDEAS, DAMMIT! :D
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Re: Ahaha.
Re: Ahaha.
Hrmm, black wet-look vinyl...
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hehehehehehe!!
Hmmmm....slashy-looks!Legolas...this film already looks good! ;D
*nods head*
Indeed it does.
How is it that you always seem to find the prettiest piccies before me? :(
But the spam more than makes up for it, doesn't it :D:D
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I have better connections
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*snort* that nearly made me spit out my drink. Bwahaha, bloody brilliant! I also love the Slashy!Legolas looks ... mmm
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Let me guess, you got here through
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