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Holy crap am I spamming you guys today
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kashmir1, who prompted "J2 and peanut butter". :D "Jensen!"
Mmmmmrf.
"JENSEN!"
See, normally Jared lets Jensen sleep in on their precious few days off. While Jared is the bunny that keeps going and going first thing in the morning, Jensen's more of. Well. Morla the Ancient One is not a far off parallel.
And yet.
"JENSEN! WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE PEANUT BUTTER?"
Oh, no. Jensen moans and puts a pillow over his head as he hears Jared and the dogs trampling up the stairs to the bedroom like a horde of angry mammoths. Or maybe Oliphants. Jensen really needs to stop having those Aragorn dreams.
The door bangs open.
"Jensen! I know you can hear me! What happened to the peanut butter?"
"Jared, it's seven in the morning."
"Jensen, you know what happens when I'm out of peanut butter. Could you not buy a new jar when you finished the last one? And by the way, how could you finish that jar? I bought it three days ago!"
"Uh, there was this bet with Clif, you see-"
Jared groans.
"-and I ended up winning it! But, uh..."
"But you ate all my peanut butter in under, let me guess, five minutes?"
Jensen nods. He has two extra pounds to prove it too. On Jared's body it would've probably burnt off after two hours of, well, being Jared.
Jensen makes a quick decision.
"Ooomf!"
Jensen quickly wraps himself around Jared's body in a flurry of blankets and holds him still as Jared flails helplessly.
"I have a better idea. Why don't you stay here and sleep with me, and when we wake up at a normal hour, I'll go to the grocery store and get you a new peanut butter jar."
Jared mulls this over, and Jensen uses the time to make himself more comfortable, burrowing into Jared's body, settling in for the rest of his Aragorn dream.
"Can I get Reese's Cups too?"
Jensen can hear the smile in his voice, and smiles automatically too.
"I'll even get you one of those jumbo Twizzlers bags."
"You've got yourself a deal."
Jensen yawns loudly and nuzzles Jared's chest through the blankets. Jared's arms come around him, anchoring him into his warmth.
"Nice Aragorn dreams."
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