loony_moony

I blame deirdre_c for this. A million years ago, when Jesus still let dinosaurs roam the earth, I attempted writing a pundits!J2 fic per her request, and I never finished it, for whatever reason. I remember starting and then scrapping and restarting writing this fic, and I guess I just forgot to finish it.

ANYHOO. I ran into this draft today, and I don't entirely hate it, so I'm posting it (again, per her request. See the pattern here?) . :)

( Untitled pundits!J2 fic of unfinished nature )

Small gen-ish cracky drabble, inspired by THAT SPOILERY GIF.

( Wherein Jensen and Misha are bored )

So, this happened.



And I found a prompt that really got me into porning writing, and then there was fic.

Prompt by wendy - Jared is the hard-working executive blowing off occasional steam with a pretty hooker names Jensen. Kinky as you wanna be. Bonus points if the boys have some genuine affection for each other too.

Title: It all comes at once
Pairing: Jared/Jensen, AU
Rating: NC-17
Word Count: ~1,600
Warnings: Breath play, rimming, bondage, sex toys, cursing (lol, having to warn for that in a kink fic)
A/N: Oh man, I thought I couldn't write J2 anymore! Shows me right to doubt the power of fandom. :) I tweaked the fic a little, just some mistakes that I made here and there, FYI.

( It all comes at once )

1. Tim Gunn as fairy godmother. DISCUSS.

2. I'm looking for RDJ's Actor Studio on YouTube. I'm on such an RDJ wave right now. I blame my film class and the leading professor's grudging love for him.

3. RPattz on Details Magazine

And it's just as douchy as you think it is. HE'S ALLERGIC TO VAGINAE, YOU GUYS, CUT HIM SOME SLACK.

4. I wrote a schmoopy drabble for poor_choices, if you feel like reading. :)

And now I'm back to online shopping on Ikea.

Because memphis86 demanded, here is the link to a drabble I wrote on poor_choices' bad pickup line challenge. My prompt was -
1: Did it hurt?
2: What?
1: When you fell from heaven.

...yeeaaaah.

Now I require sleep.

Btw, Rifftrax is AWESOME.

On my way to a sugar coma, content and just read some very satisfying, funny-hot J2 porn.

Gimme some J2 prompts and I'll give you drabbles! (Misha is also accepted)

Moonay out.

ETA: DONE! No more prompts, ktnx! <3

ETA 2: Drabble list! (they're really more like ficlets than drabbles, but whatever)

Misha is a ranch hand in Jared and Jensen's farm (Jared/Jensen)

Misha is the prissiest bitch in West Hollywood with a Jamba Juice boner (Jared/Jensen, Misha/James Franco, Misha/Jared/Jensen)

Jensen hears scary noises at night! (Jared/Jensen)

Jared and Jensen are high and stupid (gen)

Swashbuckling-Pirate!Jared/Drive-Thru!Jensen (yes, what you've read)

Because wanttobeatree asked for this drabble.

( J2, Twilight )

ETA: Now with a twinkly sequel!

ETA 2: And now with added Misha!

So lazy_daze asked for hooker!Jared fics, and I sort of came up with an outline on the spot. Serves me right for sucking so hard and failing to start my Big Bang that I stayed so late to finish this. :)

( Comes To Us All (aka Jared!Hooker fic) )


<3!

Schmoop drabble time! Written for the ever-lovely kashmir1, who prompted "J2 and peanut butter". :D

( And I possibly watched too much TBBT today, so as a result... )<3333!

Happy birthdays, hugs and kisses regala_electra (YOU SO SHOVELLY) and rejeneration *HUUUUG*!


Title: Four Times Jensen Ackles Got A Valentine Chocolate (And Wished He Had A Pickaxe) And One Time He Didn't
Author: loony_moony
Pairing: Jensen/Danneel, Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 264
Warnings: THIS MAKES NO SENSE WTF
A/N: READ THE ABOVE LINE AGAIN
Disclaimer: Oh god what am I making them dooooo (not mine NOPE YIKES)

( Four Times Jensen Ackles Got A Valentine Chocolate (And Wished He Had A Pickaxe) And One Time He Didn't )