RL is freaking me out right now, so what's better than a ridiculous picspam to lift up the mood a little? (well, that and chocolate)

So, PICSPAM TIEMS! :D

(warning: SEVERAL GIFS UNDER THE CUT. Not dial-up friendly)



(yeah, I know, I'm kind of a gif asshole)

( To my kids, I'm a useless bass-playing cheese idiot )

SO GUESS WHAT, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.



AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I'M BRINGING YOU THIS FOLLOWING AWESOME:

1. TOM HARDY, YOU ARE KILLING ME.

This dude, he finds a KITTEN IN THE STREET. TAKES THE KITTEN BACK TO HIS HOTEL AND TREATS IT AND FINDS SOMEONE TO ADOPT IT. Could this get any better? Why yes, because Tom Hardy? Is a HILARIOUS WRITER.

EXAMPLE:

On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know. then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop and I’m looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat

2. TOM HARDY IS STILL KILLING ME. Because apart from being a nice man and a hilarious writer (AND SO GODDAMN HOT HE PINGS ALL MY DEAN WINCHESTER BUTTONS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME), he's also well-spoken. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I CAN'T EVEN.



TOM HARDY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU MET MISHA COLLINS. AND THAT SOMEONE TOOK A VIDEO OF IT.

3. TOM HARDY AND CHRIS PINE, YOU ARE DOUBLE KILLING ME

Because you look like a beautiful gay couple and it's KILLING ME you're not actually playing a gay couple in this movie. Also whoever is dressing Hardy is CLEARLY a Deangirl. Also? A SAINT.

4. JON HAMM, NEVER WEAR UNDERWEAR AGAIN.

Because Hellloooooooo. :D

5. JON HAMM, YOU ARE AMAZING AND SPARKLY AND MAGICAL AND PLEASE NEVER STOP DOING COMEDY.





(sorry for the Hulu, international folk! I truly tried to find the clips anywhere else)

6. ( TOM HARDY WANTS TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR. )

MWAH!

1. Jon Hamm, Alexander Skarsgard, Matt Bom/ner, Brian Cranston and Matthew Fox (and Ray Romano) sat together in the same room and talked about acting. Well, Ray Romano blabbed about acting and the rest of them tried to out-hot each other (I think Bom/ner won tbh, since he was seriously well-put together, and I don't even care for him normally (FREAKY EYES AAAAAAH)).

See the pics and watch the vids here. You know you want to. :D

This is brought to you by Matt Bom/ner photobombing ZQ and a fan:



2. SIR IAN SIR IAN SIR IAN



Man, sometimes I really love "Extras".

Dunno about you, but my day wasn't very sparkly. Back ache (AGAIN), very little sleep (AGAIN) and a very low grade on a paper does not make this Moonay a very happy one.

SO.

1. Who's fucking ADORABLE? ANDY GARCIA IS FUCKING ADORABLE.



2. And the Hollywood god said let there be OMFG HOT Jon Hamm in Don Draper get up mid-shooting Mad Men in your life, just to make your panties extra happy.

3. fleshflutter has updated her new J2!AU WIP Rule 26! BWEE! :D

Now that's more like it.

ETA: 4. We interrupt this post to bring you this AWESOME PAUL RUDD VIDEO:



:DDDD

1. There should a SONG about Kurt Fuller and his pink shirt. It would be A SONG OF LOVE.

2. Lunch happened with memphis86, raelala and elrina753, during which Rae discovered what I actually do, and then she and Mem drunk-dialed regala_electra who wanted to take their heads off because I could hear the GRRRRR all the way from her house.

3. Then we saw "Hot Tub Time Machine"! DO NOT SEE THIS MOVIE SOBER! OR EVEN HALFWAY TIPSY. See it SLOSHED and/or HIGH. It would make no sense to you otherwise.

4. I would say though, Crispin Glover is fast becoming one of my favourite b-cast actors. First "Alice" and now this! LOVE THIS MAN.

5. But before that, we got to see the full trailer for "The Losers"!!!! \O/ FLAAAAAAAAAIL DO ME SIR DO ME DO MEEEEE

6. And now I'm watching "Mad Men" again. Mmmmmm, Jon Hamm. Just. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

7. My life <<<<< Jensen Ackles, I know. :D

1. So 9 days ago, model Rie Rasmussen started a shitstorm against Terry Richardson on Page Six, to the resounding outcries of ONTD to drive a pitchfork through him. Now, you might say "so what? isn't that what every fashion photographer does?" But even among fashion photographers, Terry Richardson is one vile motherfucker. Today Richardson cries and whines about the 'allegations' against him on his website, but more importantly takes off some of the most offensive photos off it. Now this is not to be said that those photoshoots (and worse) didn't happen already, or that he'll lose much work for it, but here's hoping people keep closer tabs on him and what he does. My personal hopes about what should happen to this sleazy, hipsteresque sex offender range somewhere between a Bobbit and a shiv, but I rather doubt anything's gonna happen to him but some model spraying overpriced vodka in his face.

2. On lighter news, is Jon Hamm going to be Captain America?

...O_O

No comment.

3. The Harry Potter theme park is about to open!

Oh god, if this place is as good as it looks, it's not going to be any less than HELL to be in any time soon. And I SO VERY DEARLY WANT TO GO THERE OMG.

4. It's Fug Madness time! Come vote for the most hilariously dressed celeb or wannabe-celeb. It's always so much fun.

5. So okay, I don't know who made this or what movie it's referring to (please don't say "Mean Girls"), but it never fails to make me laugh like a hyena whenever I see it:

So yesterday, instead of watching SNL, I had to go to a party for someone. Lots of wine, good food, I got a Broadway star hooked on True Blood. Good night, all in all.

ANYHOO. Apparently Jon Hamm was an AWESOME host.

This is probably my new favourite sketch in the whole world:



I'm not done looking at all the sketches too. I'll post more if I like them! :D

Oh, and 10 reasons why you should be loving the fact that Jon Hamm and Paul Rudd are total besties to shame Jared and Jensen: Rudd interviews Hamm for Interview magazine

ETA: OH MY GOD. THE SCOTT BROWN PARODY.

I CAN HAS AWESOME LANDLADY! \o/

And now I will have to start packing my shit up.

Also, apparently Jon Hamm (Mad Men) will guest star in 30 Rock as potential UNF UNF material for Liz Lemon (Tina Fey, GODDESS Inc). Now, from the little I've seen of both shows, it's pretty much a BRAINGASM (they're both so smart!). Followed by an ORGASM (they're both so pretty!).

Just to illustrate Jon Hamm. ( Here's a photo. I'm sorry, eye candy. I mean photo! Also, a picspam )

HEE! <33