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HEY HEY YOU GUYS. Yesterday was caithream's birthday, and I promised her a very silly picspam.

COMMENCE SILLY PICSPAM!



( These are not the gifs you are looking for )

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY BB!!! ♥♥♥

No, Hitler's Downfall youtubes will NEVER NOT BE FUNNY.



This is actually legitimately one of the best versions of this I've seen.

Have you seen maichan808's AWESOME CRACKY PICSPAM? BECAUSE YOU REALLY SHOULD.

It has inspired me to do a picspam of my own, mainly of nonsense and bad jokes. NONSENSE AND BAD JOKES. :D



( NOT FOR THE FAINT OF DIAL-UPS )

OH, SUPERNATURAL. NEVER STOP BEING AS LULZY AS YOUR FANDOM.

I would like, with your permission, to show Exhibit A



"A" obviously stands for Amazingly Shopped. Or possibly Amorally Tempered With. Or just maybe Angelically Devilish(ly Photoshopped OH MY GOD CW WHO IS SELLING YOU CRACK).

( And this is what the good fangirls of SPNP did with this image )


OH, SHOW. STAY SUBTLE ALWAYS.

MORE PICS HERE!

Even if, as deirdre_c points out, 2104843985734857397 more people on your flist are going to rec this today/tomorrow/forever.

Fun with Real Audio (Advertisement Edition) By the AMAZING, AWESOME AND BEAUTIFUL ash48 and maichan808

OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD I'M CRYING OF LAUGHTER HERE AND I THINK I JUST WOKE WILL UP

SDGKS;DLGKS;DKGLSDKL;DSKG;SLKKS SO MUCH WIN!!!

TWO RECS, YOU GUYS. :D I'M SO OVERDUE.

1. The Sky's Gonna Break by smallnstealthy and invaderwitch (and insanely gorgeous art by lightthepsarks)

Dean/Sam (Michael/Lucifer), NC-17, partial AU

Monsters roam the streets like wild dogs, awaiting the call of their master. The Winchesters do what they can to help those struggling to survive, but when something powerful starts screwing with Dean, breaking him down piece by piece, the boys are forced into isolation. While Dean suffers, Sam searches for answers, desperate to keep his brother fighting as Dean has always done for him.

The morning Dean wakes up with a pair of huge, beautiful wings attached to his back, everything changes. With Castiel missing, their only ally is an archangel they can't trust; their only hope is their faith in each other.

It might be just enough to beat the devil.


Honestly?

THINKY MOONAY: Oh, such a beautiful fic. Such a wonderfully realized universe!
CRAZY MOONAY: WING PORN!
TM: Who cares! Look at the spin these two made on season 5! Fantastic!
CM: WING! PORN!
TM: Oh, but Sam! And Dean! And Gabriel! And the Wincest! And it's funny-sad-hot!
CM: Wiiiiiing. Poooooooooorn.
TM: OKAY. YES. AND WING PORN TOO.

So, not my greatest rec in terms of explaining why my gut reactions were like this, but it's a lot because I don't want to spoil you guys. Just click the links and enjoy!


2. 'Be Kind, Unwind' by nohwrah (and impressive art by amindaya. The banner art especially is great)

Jared/Jensen, R, AU

jensen ackles is a project manager at ferrisinc, a pr-company, who'll stop at nothing to be the best. as a result, everything he does is calculated and measured, right up to the time it takes for him to have sex with his ex-girlfriend danneel.

in an attempt to make him unwind a little bit, his colleagues convince him to go to a spa and get a few relaxing massages. jensen thinks it's a complete waste of time until he manages to get in with jared padalecki, the most sought-after massage therapist at the spa.

when jensen starts wondering why he responds so well to jared, things get complicated. add to that a womanizing colleague without internal filter and a loudmouth artist with the tackiest designs since the early nineties, and jensen's carefully designed life starts falling apart completely.


Oh god. This one is such a kick. It's a straight-out classic J2 with tons of hilarious banter, amazing UST, HOT HOT HOT non-porn descriptions, and oh, the construction of it all made me sigh happily, ngl. Suffice to say that Jensen is constantly compared to a teapot. I LOVED A LOT. A LOOOOOOT.


<3!

Three things on my mind right now:

1. "Inception" is just as fun on a second view. Maybe even more so, because now I could focus on the tiny details and have a pleasant wave of schadenfreude at the huge groan that came at the end, mrehehe.

2. ( I also saw 'Salt' )

3. Why I changed my LJ titles; Let me introduce you to this little fandom gem of LULZ.



NOW YOU SEE? :D

Took a break from reading BBs. Went out, bought chocolate (necessity. Been craving chocolate since Wednesday), came back, watched a full season of "Daria", and now I have links!

1. Amidst calls to sue the Failbender filmmakers, scathing reviews and general waves of schadenfreude, came an interesting theory today about why exactly M. Night Shyamalan just doesn't get how racist and horrible the movie he's made is, using the Dunning-Kruger Effect.

Quoth the wise LJer's quote: “When people are incompetent in the strategies they adopt to achieve success and satisfaction, they suffer a dual burden: Not only do they reach erroneous conclusions and make unfortunate choices, but their incompetence robs them of the ability to realize it. Instead, like Mr. Wheeler,* they are left with the erroneous impression they are doing just fine.” (Justin Kruger and David Dunning, “Unskilled and Unaware of It: How Difficulties of Recognizing One’s Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated Self-assessments,” Journal of Personality and Social Psychology, 1999, vol. 77, no. 6, pp. 1121-1134.)

DING DING DING! I think we have a winner. I also agree with what cleolinda says, which is essentially wondering why the hell do studios still give budgets to his flops, and why he still insists on calling every movie he makes "M. Night Shyamalan's _______". Well, maybe this time he'll get a wake-up call. The box office has still not spoken yet officially, but it seems the new Twilight atrocity is cramming Failbender's ass, so uh, score for sparkles?

2. Speaking of seriously mistranslated stuff, here's a list of 8 Historic Symbols That Mean The Opposite of What You Think. I particularly enjoy the inverted cross one, mostly because of the following joke: By wearing an upside-down cross, Satanists are unwittingly showing humility and unworthiness before Christ. That makes about as much sense as a neo-Nazi sticking it to the Jews by swearing off pork for life. Take that!

But hey, it's probably funnier in Enochian anyway.

3. Lady Gaga apparently rented the blandest, most mainstream Hollywood mansion she could possibly find. Here's to the Bacchanalian orgies yet to come!

4. Speaking of Lady Gaga, have a look-see at Johnny Weir's closet! Oh, I hear your fail puns a mile away, but I have two words for you: BALENCIAGA. TREE.

5. And oh! who will save Lady Newsweek from her distressing singleness? The old man, the financial shark or the NYT Overlord? Quick, someone fetch the smelling salts.

ETA: Forgot! Here is your moment of Zen:

Not even the last Harry Potter movie could escape the blue-orange curse of movie posters:




And now, back to BBs. :D

Oh my GOD the amount of Big Bangs currently open on my Firefox is overwhelming. VERY MUCH LOOKING FORWARD TO FINISHING THEM ALL, considering I have a week off now. :D

RECS TIME!

1. 'Hail Mary' by rhythmsextion (and beautiful, beautiful art by dauntdraws)

Adult, Jared/Jensen, Jensen/OMC
~117,000 words

Three years since becoming the first openly gay coach of a Division I collegiate football team, Jensen Ackles is hired by the Dallas Cowboys as their new quarterbacks coach. Though happy to return to his hometown and eager to return to the NFL, Jensen's new position puts him directly in charge of former teammate, Jared Padalecki, with whom Jensen had a somewhat complicated personal relationship ten years before. Jensen also finds his new position comes with a price when the organization makes it clear they intend to use Jensen's sexual orientation to further their own status. When an old high school friend steps back into Jensen's life, the situation becomes increasingly complicated as Jensen struggles to balance his professional life with his private while attempting to control his reawakening feelings for Padalecki.

(sequel to her last year Big Bang Next Man Up, although there are more fics in this verse too)

You guys. This is a scrumptious read from start to finish. It's just SO SO GOOD. The characterization is perfectly rounded, the pace is fantastic, the football descriptions got even this non-American completely enthralled, the sex is SO HOT and the plot is gripping. It's all around a FANTASTIC FIC and GUH. It's better than any movie out there right now, so save yourself the money and time and GLUE YOURSELF TO YOUR COMPUTER WITH THIS FIC. You will NOT be disappointed. *runs around in circles*

2. 'Rule 26' by fleshflutter (WIP)

Adult, Jared/Jensen

A mash-up of Star Wars, Flash Gordon and a few other sci-fi stalwarts.
In which there is a galaxy-spanning evil empire, a mission to kidnap a henchman of the aforementioned evil empire, and Jared is a resistance fighter on the aforementioned kidnapping mission.

If you're not reading (and rereading and re-rereading) this fic yet, I don't know what rock you're living under (A ROCK IN SPACE YES I KNOW). It is TEETH-GNASHINGLY GOOD. It's a perfect combination of awesome crack and a total mindfuck, in the best Flesh!horror sense. There aren't a lot of people in this fandom (or any other fandom I've been in tbh) who can write horror as well as fleshflutter can, and combined with her OH SO FUN tendency to write epic J2 schmoopy angst, I'm just sitting on my damn HANDS waiting for new installments. I mean, it's a crack harlequin J2 IN SPACE. What more do you need?

Dunno about you, but my day wasn't very sparkly. Back ache (AGAIN), very little sleep (AGAIN) and a very low grade on a paper does not make this Moonay a very happy one.

SO.

1. Who's fucking ADORABLE? ANDY GARCIA IS FUCKING ADORABLE.



2. And the Hollywood god said let there be OMFG HOT Jon Hamm in Don Draper get up mid-shooting Mad Men in your life, just to make your panties extra happy.

3. fleshflutter has updated her new J2!AU WIP Rule 26! BWEE! :D

Now that's more like it.

ETA: 4. We interrupt this post to bring you this AWESOME PAUL RUDD VIDEO:



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