loony_moony

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Otherwise, I will be like this:

1. My summer seems to have at once relaxed and picked up speed. IDEK, you guys. My winterwear suitcase is still wide open in my bedroom because I'm too fucking lazy to sit on it and stash the damn thing deep in my closet. SELF, YOU WILL NOT WEAR BANANA REPUBLIC SWEATERS UNTIL OCTOBER. STASH THEM FFS.

2. I am now incurably addicted to Criminal Minds. Not in the sense of "ooh! where's the fandom?", but more in the sense of "I obsessively check my channel guide every single day to see if there's a marathon somewhere". Yeah. Speaking of which, I have tons of love for the characters, but I don't really see the irl attraction of the actors. MGG is too much of a hipstery beanpole to my tastes, and I've seen enough ONTD posts about Shemar Moore to be certain of his douchtastic self. However, a brief, random foray into Thomas Gibson's twitter revealed his shoe fetish, TO MY UNENDING AMUSEMENT OMG. I had completely forgotten he used to play Greg in Dharma And Greg! HA. The more you know.

3. SPN-wise: So basically every guest actor on SPN goes afterwards to Leverage, huh? LOL. I've just read that next Comic Con, the SPN panel is moving to the infamous Hall H. Oh dear. I've finally watched the season finale a couple weeks ago, mostly nonplussed. Morphing Castiel into a villain is something I expected SPN to do like two seasons ago. I'm actually surprised it took them that long. IDK though, I'm not feeling it anymore. Speaking of not feeling it, if I ever relate to Jared's twitter on my LJ, he'll be called JarJar. Because it fits. My disdain, let me show you it. At some point I'll get over myself and read fics again, though. DOON WONCHOSTOR DEMANDS.

4. I went to see "The Two Towers: Extended Edition" in the theater yesterday! OOOOH YOU GUYS HELM'S DEEP IS STILL SO GOOD. And the love of Legolas and Aragorn will not be contained! Theirs is the love of a rangy, greasy, filthy future king and the pristine elf who tolerates his dirt for the hot sexing. BECAUSE THE SEXING WAS SURELY HOT. Viggo Mortensen, you guys. UNNNNNNFFFFFF. He has never looked as good as he did in the LotR movies and he never will again.

(4.5. I will point out, though, that across from the women's bathrooms in my movie theater complex, there was a lovely poster of Tom Hardy in "Warrior". It's probably a terrible movie, and he's probably horribly resembling a baboon in it, but by god, is that man photogenic. LIPS OMG. MMMMMMMMM.)

(4.75. I blame Jensen Ackles for the lips thing, btw.)

5. Speaking of tall, superiorly cheekboned men with sensitive blue eyes, I am very much into Michael Fassbender still. The trailer for the new Cronenberg movie about Freud, Jung and Spielrein is out, and let me tell you, I will probably see it for Fassbender. Ungh THAT MAN. Why isn't Jane Eyre on dvd sale yet. I NEEDS IT PRECIOUS.

6. Speaking of Fassbender, apparently he and James McAvoy have been trolling the SHIT outta X-Men fandom by constantly inserting homoerotic jokes about their relationship, and then making jokes about inserting things. LOVE IT. I'm not really feeling the need for fanfics yet, but then I didn't feel the need for Arthur/Eames fanfics until about a month after seeing Inception for the third time or so, so who knows.

7. I've also watched all of "My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic". Do with that what you may. :D

SILLY PICSPAM WILL COME SOON, I PROMISE.

I blame deirdre_c for this. A million years ago, when Jesus still let dinosaurs roam the earth, I attempted writing a pundits!J2 fic per her request, and I never finished it, for whatever reason. I remember starting and then scrapping and restarting writing this fic, and I guess I just forgot to finish it.

ANYHOO. I ran into this draft today, and I don't entirely hate it, so I'm posting it (again, per her request. See the pattern here?) . :)

( Untitled pundits!J2 fic of unfinished nature )

Have you seen maichan808's AWESOME CRACKY PICSPAM? BECAUSE YOU REALLY SHOULD.

It has inspired me to do a picspam of my own, mainly of nonsense and bad jokes. NONSENSE AND BAD JOKES. :D



( NOT FOR THE FAINT OF DIAL-UPS )

My official list of Favourite Shows Currently Running:

Community - It's just SO SHINY. So smart and funny and touching, even when I'm sorta tired of Jeff Wenger. Though I heartily believe it's the new "Scrubs", I don't think Joel McHale is quite as charming as Zack Braff used to be.

Supernatural - It's...on the way out of this list tbh. I'm hardly the only person on my flist who feels this way, I know. I can't quite muster the unironic squee I used to have for it, and my levels of disdain for Jared Padalecki as a person are beginning to take over my affection for Sam Winchester. Idk. There's a longer post waiting to be written about this, but those are my initial observations.

True Blood - It's still my official summer crack, and I think it's wholly redeemable if they just start cutting out some of the boring storylines and/or characters. Plus, Eric Northman, Lafayette and Pam are still three of the most fun characters on television, and I love the books.

Never Mind the Buzzcocks - OH, BRITISH SNARK. Even with the cringe-worthy parade game they insist on keeping, it's still incredibly entertaining. Plus, Noel Fielding = YES PLEASE.

The Daily Show - JOOOOOOOOOOOON. That is all. :D

The Late Late Show - Craig Ferguson, I've come to realize, has made a perfect amalgamation of British and American late night formats. He's just the right amount of silly, laid back and serious. Plus, HE'S MY SCOTTISH UNF. Never leave your show omg Craig. <3333333

30 Rock - It's been coming slowly but surely. Tina Fey FTW!


Shows That Almost Make Afrementioned List:

Leverage - I seriously just need to catch up on it. I still adore it lots and lots.

The Big Bang Theory - Jim Parsons is still the funniest.

GLEE - Ack. Um, I only care about Kurt at this point? I sorta got tired of all the musical numbers and I pretty much detest any reason to have Lea Michele and Matthew Morrison on my television.

The Colbert Report - It's just that I don't quite want to watch it every night. Every couple of nights, sure!


Shows I Wish Existed So I Could Name Them My Favourites:

Jensen's Hour of Facepalm - Jensen Ackles on the many many things that make him facepalm, and us laugh and laugh. Schaaaaaaadenfreude! :D

Misha's Meditations - Misha Collins reminiscing over the many uses of pony blood, running crazy amounts and why his son has his own custom made fake mustache at the tender age of FETUS.

The Hardy Party - Tom Hardy sitting, being luscious. Tom Hardy talking like he writes, while being luscious. Sometimes P-Nut has his own corner on life advice for the newly rehabbed, as well as exercises that make your ass look like two ripe, hard melons, which Tom Hardy demonstrates in his underwear.

I've asked this on SPNP, and I'll ask it here, because OMG, THE EPIC FUGNESS NEEDS TO BE SHARED.

I present to you the two worst pants I've EVER SEEN on any man:



[Poll #1658695]

GONDOR HAS NO CHECK BOXES. GONDOR NEEDS NO CHECK BOXES.

OH, SUPERNATURAL. NEVER STOP BEING AS LULZY AS YOUR FANDOM.

I would like, with your permission, to show Exhibit A



"A" obviously stands for Amazingly Shopped. Or possibly Amorally Tempered With. Or just maybe Angelically Devilish(ly Photoshopped OH MY GOD CW WHO IS SELLING YOU CRACK).

( And this is what the good fangirls of SPNP did with this image )


OH, SHOW. STAY SUBTLE ALWAYS.

MORE PICS HERE!

SO GUESS WHAT, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.



AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I'M BRINGING YOU THIS FOLLOWING AWESOME:

1. TOM HARDY, YOU ARE KILLING ME.

This dude, he finds a KITTEN IN THE STREET. TAKES THE KITTEN BACK TO HIS HOTEL AND TREATS IT AND FINDS SOMEONE TO ADOPT IT. Could this get any better? Why yes, because Tom Hardy? Is a HILARIOUS WRITER.

EXAMPLE:

On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know. then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop and I’m looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat

2. TOM HARDY IS STILL KILLING ME. Because apart from being a nice man and a hilarious writer (AND SO GODDAMN HOT HE PINGS ALL MY DEAN WINCHESTER BUTTONS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME), he's also well-spoken. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I CAN'T EVEN.



TOM HARDY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU MET MISHA COLLINS. AND THAT SOMEONE TOOK A VIDEO OF IT.

3. TOM HARDY AND CHRIS PINE, YOU ARE DOUBLE KILLING ME

Because you look like a beautiful gay couple and it's KILLING ME you're not actually playing a gay couple in this movie. Also whoever is dressing Hardy is CLEARLY a Deangirl. Also? A SAINT.

4. JON HAMM, NEVER WEAR UNDERWEAR AGAIN.

Because Hellloooooooo. :D

5. JON HAMM, YOU ARE AMAZING AND SPARKLY AND MAGICAL AND PLEASE NEVER STOP DOING COMEDY.





(sorry for the Hulu, international folk! I truly tried to find the clips anywhere else)

6. ( TOM HARDY WANTS TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR. )

MWAH!

JON STEWART :D :D :D STEPHEN COLBERT :D :D :D

:D!!!

[Poll #1619692]

ETA: Also this!


MY THREAD

Having seen the season finale of "True Blood" last night, here are some of my thoughts.

( The State of the True Blood (with book spoilers) )