SO GUESS WHAT, IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.

AND FOR MY BIRTHDAY, I'M BRINGING YOU THIS FOLLOWING AWESOME:
1.
TOM HARDY, YOU ARE KILLING ME. This dude, he finds a KITTEN IN THE STREET. TAKES THE KITTEN BACK TO HIS HOTEL AND TREATS IT AND FINDS SOMEONE TO ADOPT IT. Could this get any better? Why yes, because Tom Hardy? Is a HILARIOUS WRITER.
EXAMPLE:
On the way back from the internet cafe yesterday, there’s this kitten in the road, and I’m like. hey kat whssup? then I had to double take. that’s a small cat as cats go. it’s prolly like a couple months old max. so I’m like hey little fella, and I look about but no one is looking for this thing. so I stopped and turned round and said hey kat where’s your family, and he’s like I don’t know. then he wanders up to me and bang he’s in my scoop and I’m looking around I ask a few old ladies this your cat2. TOM HARDY IS STILL KILLING ME. Because apart from being a nice man and a hilarious writer (AND SO GODDAMN HOT HE PINGS ALL MY DEAN WINCHESTER BUTTONS LIKE ALL THE FUCKING TIME), he's also well-spoken. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I CAN'T EVEN.
TOM HARDY, PLEASE TELL ME YOU MET MISHA COLLINS. AND THAT SOMEONE TOOK A VIDEO OF IT.
3.
TOM HARDY AND CHRIS PINE, YOU ARE DOUBLE KILLING MEBecause you look like a beautiful gay couple and it's KILLING ME you're not actually playing a gay couple in this movie. Also whoever is dressing Hardy is CLEARLY a Deangirl. Also? A SAINT.
4.
JON HAMM, NEVER WEAR UNDERWEAR AGAIN.Because Hellloooooooo. :D
5. JON HAMM, YOU ARE AMAZING AND SPARKLY AND MAGICAL AND PLEASE NEVER STOP DOING COMEDY.
(sorry for the Hulu, international folk! I truly tried to find the clips anywhere else)
6.
( TOM HARDY WANTS TO TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR. )MWAH!