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Happy birthday Dan Radcliffe!

How long have we waited, suffered silently in fear of sounding like a bunch of child molesters, skulking in the shadows (or possibly FAP boards). So now, as you have finally reached that blessed state we perverts call "NOT JAILBAIT ANYMORE YAY!" , let the perving begin! >:D

Because that photoshoot was so friggin brilliant, I have to post some of it again. Hello, oh casual sex god (even though you are surely a virgin, that is, if you and Elijah Wood didn't hook up yet). Pay no attention as us plebian fangirls (and fanboys too surely!) drool on you copiously.

I do say, that is a beginning of a most promising body for someone so young. My god, the way that shirt clings to his chest and arms is probably illegal somewhere still (probably in the US because they are prudes bahahah *tongue is firmly in cheek*).

Yes, that was his semi angsty photoshoot. At least he didn't wear shirts of "Iron Maiden". Also, when it comes to his musical taste, I wholeheartedly approve his fascination with the Dandy Warhols. ;)

Those jeans! Gah! Tight! GAH! Dear Dan Radcliffe, please refrain from KILLING ME. Crimes of LUST are ambiguously accepted in court, you see, so you could very well end up needing SOAP ON A ROPE, so yeah GAH NNNNG.

I'll bet you anything that colage was made by some crazyass H/Hr fangirl.

"See? They love each other on real life, so they must love each other in the books and movies TOO!"

"But....they're holding hands because they are in the....cast...."

"Pish tosh! Cast indeed! Don't you see the young love BLOOMING? Can't you SEE the beautiful CHILDREN they'll have?"

"Children? At 15? Also did you just say 'blooming'?"

"Dear me, EVERYTHING has to do with Orlando to you, you crazy Legolas fangirl."

"You damn right I am! And besides, HE'S legal! (well, at 3,000 one has to be don't you think?)"

Heh, that was before his hair started to act like its own mullet revolution and his jaw to stick out like mad. Mmmmmm. >:)

Can you say "yummy"? ;)

HOLY SHIT. Dan should never ever wear silvery shirts ever again. It's the asthma, you see. :o

Flushed cheeks, puffed lips, puzzled look. Either someone's been snogging him thoroughly just before the photoshoot, or he's doing very naughty things to that poor guitar. >:)

YES, YOU HAVE NATURAL PECS, WE GOT THAT. PLEASE STOP MAKING ME DROOL OVER THEM NOW KTNX.

Also waistband. Gnnnnnneh.......*dead*

Dan has a very dignified look on his face. It's the sort of look that one day will get him signed on a contract for a series of action movies in which the main thing he'll do is run around, and do that look. That "I will smash you, or alternately, I will shag you in the credits since this movie is PG13" look.

Oh wait, he's already signed on those movies. *hits head*

So anyway, humiliating facts aside, take that look, and please consider it the circumstances of this occasion. It's "the straight hero's look", and someone is putting on his head a girl's wig, while he's wearing a dress.

Ah, yes. Still waiting for the Elijah pr0n here. *waves hand*

And now we'll switch to Harry pics!

"It's....Harry Potter! Hermione Granger!!! Elijah Wood...(wtf)...and Draco Malfoy? What's he doing here?"

"Who, Elijah Wood?"

"No! Draco Malfoy! This is a brunette magazine!"

Anyway, I like the pic on the cover. ;)

Because of that sultry look....boy does it better than your average heartthrob, and that's saying something.

It's that "omg what are those fangirls DOING?!" look. >:D ("No! Not the utensils!" *cackles*)

And lastly, the newest of them all!

Observe it, if you please. The Nike robes (because only Nike would dress a wizard in dry fit), the boxing shoes, the dead sexy gloves, and the, er, questionable (?) hair. Um, yeah. I think they let him go with the hair a bit too much, don't you agree?