loony_moony

This is for caithream, who requested more Narration of Things (Possibly Things Misha Collins Wrote), so I narrated the rhino letter he sent. :D

Letter Read by loony_moony

Here's the letter, for all interested:



Misha and Moose thank you for your time.

I've been busy training our newest operative the past eleven days. He makes Rambo look like a delicate rose petal.



His name is West Anaximander Collins. And like a bee, he can smell fear. Unlike a bee, he likes boobs and needs frequent diaper changes. I like him.

West Anaximander, ahuh, Misha. All I'm saying is that he should probably stick to "West", but knowing who his parents are, he'll probably go with "Anaximander". (very likely not the actual names, but I don't care)

But.

BUT.

AFSLKJFA;FJASFAL;SF;AFAKFKALDKDJ;KD;LAKAL;SFJ;AJFKLJFKLJLKJSDKGS!!!!


I want a baby

MISHA COLLINS JUST RAN 83KM/51M FOR CHARITY, YOU GUYS.

OH MY FUCKING GOD. 83KM. THAT IS INSANE. WHAT.

OH MY GOD.



BRB MAKING GOOD ON MY PLEDGE.



ETA: ALSO, HE LOOKED FUCKING HOT WHILE BEING AWESOME. JUST SAYING!

MISHA FUCKING COLLINS, YOU GUYS.



MY EYES ARE SO FULL OF HEARTS I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BUT DOUBLE RAINBOWS.

I don't know what was better, Show or Misha tweeting about Show during Show. BOTH. :D

( Wooooooo! :D )

Happy birthday, drvsilla! May you trench us for many years to come. :D

Via Misha Collins' twitter:

In Rome I was showered in these, very valuable gifts. I would explain, but I can't because I don't understand.



I know it's rude to be critical of gifts one receives, but I do want to point out that some of you generous people seem to be confused about my gender.
PS if you don't know what i'm talking about, you're probably better off.

(aaaaaand a close-up, because dailymisha could)



DIE, FANGIRLS! DIE! IN SOVIET RUSSIA, MISHA BEARD SEX YOU.

100 Reasons Why I Love "Supernatural" (and everything that has to do with it), THE EXTREMELY VISUAL EDITION.

WARNING: NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY AT ALL.

( Cut to spare your poor browser and/or your Mem )

deirdre_c, YOU ARE MADE OF LOVE AND CHOCOLATES AND MORE LOVE. <333333333333!!!!!!!!!

More things!

1. This is going to blow. Your mind.

Basically this physicist has theorized that we're possibly trapped in a wormhole that lies within a black hole located in a MUCH. BIGGER. UNIVERSE. All Sliders fans whose brains were blown, raise your hands! *RAISES MOTHERFUCKING HAND*

2. Surprising names appearing in rising names for babies in 2010

Basically Cas Castiel and SUCKY Sookie. Which, BUH?

3. Dear Eric Kripke, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, DAMMIT.

If Sir says he wants to come back to Show and is waiting for the producers to call, YOU FUCKING CALL.

Hmph.

1. So today, I got myself out of a Pearl Jam concert (coincidence) with my sister and into a paper about The Daily Show with Grating Voice Professor. SECOND POLI SCI COURSE IN A ROW I'M DOING THIS, YOU GUYS. I win.

2. Why am I only discovering now how funny Zach Galifianakis is?

Seriously. Watch all of the videos. He is HYSTERICAL. I have a special place in my heart for the Conan O'Brien one.

3. Tine Fey still telling it like it is on Esquire.

And she's also still hotter, funnier, smarter, richer and more successful than I'll ever be.

Choice quote:

What I've come to realize is that when people say, 'The thinking man's whatever' — there's no such thing. The thinking man also wants to fuck Megan Fox.

4. Coco and Fox getting closer to a deal?

Long story short: Conan takes a pay cut, Fox gets him on the 11PM slot. NBC offered to lease the Tonight Show space for this, but Conan refused. Oh, and Comedy Central are numbnuts. Seriously. What's wrong with the 10PM slot?

5. So Misha Collins is basically the best man to fangirl ever.

Seriously. HE MADE TRUFFLES AND SENT THEM TO A FAN. HE. MADE. TRUFFLES. If Misha Collins sent me truffles, I would've probably done incredibly indecent things to them.

If he only now admits he's originally Jewish, I could die happily. BECAUSE HE TOTALLY IS. Those Yiddische cracks and Hebrew wishes don't come from Jensen, let me tell you.

6. And because it was St. Patrick's Day today and I couldn't stop watching (and LOVING) this video, here is your moment of Zen:

Misha Collins' brain, ladies and gentlemen.