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musesfoolThe one who seduced you and fucked you over and broke your heart in a million pieces and laughed about it: Lord of the Rings. God, when that fandom died down, it was fucking heartbreaking. I still have some bazillion cool icons and vids from all the good times.
The old flame you don't see very often any more but whom you still really enjoy getting together with for a few drinks and maybe a pleasant nostalgic romp in the sheets: Harry Potter. I still have fics I like following here and there, and I'll definitely see the movies, but other than that it's viagra time.
The mysterious dark gothy one whom you used to sit up with talking until 3 a.m. at weird coffeehouses and with whom you were quite smitten until you realized ze really was fucking crazy: Lotrips, but more specifically, the cult of Orlando Bloom.
The one you spent a whole weekend in bed with and who drank up all your liquor, and whom you'd still really like to fuck again although you're relieved ze doesn't actually live in town: Black Adder. Given enough time, I could pretty much memorize the entire series and start sprouting snark a-la Edmund.
The steady: Supernatural. What can I say, nowdays I like my emoporn in form of two hot brothers and loads of testosterone.
The one you repeatedly cheat on your steady with: Twatlight. So. Damn. Addictive.
The one you find yourself too tongue-tied to do anything but stare at adoringly, clinging to hir every word: Iron Man.
The alluring stranger whom you've flirted with at parties but have never gotten really serious with: Political RPF. Every once in a while I get an itch to write Stewart/Colbert fic, but then I realize reality is better than fiction. Unless
hackthis writes it.
The one you hang out with and have vague fantasies about maybe having a thing with but ultimately you're just good buddies 'cause the friendship is there but the chemistry ain't: The Office (US). I'm just, it's so funny and awkward and special, but I'm just not feeling it fandom-wise.
The one you think you might marry, but you need to spend some more time together: CWRPS. Right now I'm mostly a J2 girl when it comes to RPS, but you know, I might be suceptible to more.
The one your friends keep introducing you to and who seems like a hell of a cool peep except it's never really gone anywhere: SGA. It's like, I get it, but at the same time ghost hunters are more appealing to me than outer space adventurers.
The one you slept with on the rebound who still smiles at you, yet you have no interest in any more: House. I won't lie, I was only too happy to dump House when SPN proved to be that stuff of crack. It was in the end of S4, which everyone remembers as the Tritter Failboat.
The one who's slept with all your friends, and you keep looking at hir and thinking, "Hir? How the hell did ze land all these cool babes?": BANDOM WTF. Be it German, American, Korean or Japanese.
The one your friend has fallen for like a ton of bricks and whom ze keeps babbling to you about on the phone for hours, and you'd be happy for hir except you just know it's going to end badly: Huh. Good question. I think it's going to be Twatlight, and it's probably going to be ME.
Also possibly J2, but the thought isn't bearable. Although if Jensen ever proposes to Danneel, I will laugh and laugh and spend the rest of my weekend doing a SPN marathon and yelling "DOUCHEBAG" at the screen If not me, then probably everyone on my flist who likes Smallville, and/or One Tree Hill, because let's face it. Dead horses. Beaten with pointy sticks. (this is in no way connected to my strange affection for Chad Michael Murray, though)
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