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I still like RPattz as a person-shaped-person. I thought I was tired of him. I miss the days of 'Robert is Buvvered', but I honestly thought I didn't really have any more fucks left to give about him.

And then cleolinda posted her Breaking Dawn recap of awesomeness, and I found this tumblr full of his Twilight trolling (and lest nobody misses it, here is the brilliant 'HULK VS TWILIGHT' criticism of the books, movies, franchise, fans and anti-fans), and I remembered: hey, I really like that Pattinson guy.

Whatever.

Links!

1. Peter Jackson is currently in negotiations to direct 'The Hobbit'

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS THANK YOU. If it weren't Del Toro, it HAD to be Jackson. Still sad it's not Del Toro though, but he did say he left all of his designs behind to be used, so small yay?

2. ASkars and Stephen Moyer rehearse a scene for True Blood (slightly spoilerific)

Otherwise known as HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA LOOK AT DEM PRETTY MEN.

3. Stephen Fry and Hugh Laurie reunite to celebrate their 30-year partnership anniversary in a TV special

\\\\\\\OOOOO///////!!!!!

NOW GET FRY ON "HOUSE" ALREADY MODDERFUKKERS.

4. IGN Movies makes a list of the 25 all-time best animated movies

Veeeeeery interesting list, which includes also stop animation and TV animation. I agree with most of it. However, I retain the right to jump "Fantasia" way way higher (SHUT UP UNICORNS ARE AWESOME) and add "Coraline" to it, because it's just an all-around fantastic movie.

5. I was directed to this by the amazing and lovable caithream WHO I MISS LIKE THE FLOWER MISSES THE SUN: There is a Wikipedia entry for Stonehenge Apocalypse

And it looks like it was written by Misha and his wife, by which I say, LOLARIOUS.

6. Jackson Rathbone (aka Constipated LOLHAIR sparklpire) apparently has a fake RPattz twitter

And he LOVES IT and cuddles it and names it Fizgig. Also, he makes RPattz jokes. I APPROVE, CONSTIPATED LOLHAIR SPARKLPIRE.

Speaking of sparklpires, I would like to remind my flist this:



Everytime I youtube Rifftrax, I end up watching their stuff for hours. YOU'RE WARNED, IT'S HIGHLY ADDICTIVE CRACK.

I don't watch "Lost" anymore, so I don't really care about the finale.

Instead, I bring you this hilarious bit of info:

Some website created RPattz his own font.

Worst thing since comic sans or what. And I bet it has ~*sparkles*~ in it too.

This bit of random schadenfreude is brought to you by -



Oh my fucking god why do I so fucking LOVE IT when this poor (albeit handsomely paid) dude has things happening to him that make him go FML? (RHETORICAL QUESTION, REG)

ETA: OH MY GOD THE FONT IS MODELED AFTER HIS OWN HANDWRITING AHAHAHAHAHA OMFG THAT IS SO FUCKED UP.

1. HBO's 'Rome' finally headed for the big screen?

The short answer is yes and no. The long answer is that though HBO has approved "Rome" to be adapted into the big screen (Bruno Heller, the creator, has a finished script), no studio has picked it up yet (HBO Films won't do it, probably for financial reasons), and no director has signed. Moreover, while Kevin McKidd (Lucius Vorenus) and Ray Stevenson (Titus Pullo) are likely to join the cast, it should be noted that we won't get anymore James Puresex Purefoy (Mark Antony), Max Pirkis (young Augustus), Ciana Hinds (Julius Caesar), Lindsay Duncan (Servilia of the Junii) or David Bamber (Mr. Collins Cicero). :(

2. I enjoy watching Jimmy Fallon's 'Robert is Bothered' skits way too much

Jesusfuck, Jimmy Fallon. When have you gotten funny again? I don't remember you being funny for AGES. :D

1. WHAT IS RPATTZ DOING ON "THE DAILY SHOW" TONIGHT? WHAT? HOW DOES HE DESERVE TO GO ON "THE DAILY SHOW"? I've been shouting about this EVERYWHERE today ever since I caught up with yesterday's show. WHY, JON STEWART. WHY?

...Okay, so maybe he's a little bit funny. It should be said, however, that Jimmy Fallon pretty much went through his entire funny quota for the YEAR in that segment. And yes, he is about to become a wax figure on Madame Tussauds which will repeatedly get molested by Twitards (and possibly they'll have to get security for it). But STILL. JON STEWART. RPATTZ. JON STEWART.

...AAAAAAAAAAARGH!

I'M BOTHERED, OKAY?

Bring me that Stephen Colbert/Johnny Weir interview I KNOW you're hiding, Comedy Central, to compensate for the FAIL.

ETA: No more Daily Show and Colbert Report on Hulu? FAAAAAAAAAIL FAAAAAAAAAAIL FAAAAAAAAAAAAAIL

2. Feeling like reading a Leno bash for coming back last night? Look no further! Complete with frothing and snarking.

3. IT'S TIME FOR YOU KNOW WHAT, PEOPLE!



MAY THE BEST SUPERNATURAL CHARACTER WIN!

1. Tim Gunn as fairy godmother. DISCUSS.

2. I'm looking for RDJ's Actor Studio on YouTube. I'm on such an RDJ wave right now. I blame my film class and the leading professor's grudging love for him.

3. RPattz on Details Magazine

And it's just as douchy as you think it is. HE'S ALLERGIC TO VAGINAE, YOU GUYS, CUT HIM SOME SLACK.

4. I wrote a schmoopy drabble for poor_choices, if you feel like reading. :)

And now I'm back to online shopping on Ikea.

So today, I saw "New Moon".

( OMG ROMEO, OMG JUILET, OMGGGGG )

PS: Anyone has the new Thom Yorke song from the soundtrack, though? I'll love you lots. Damn him and the good songs he keeps giving this franchise. BWEE!

:D. cleolinda finally posted her New Moon Movies In 15 Minutes recap, and it's GLORIOUS SPARKLINESS OF GLORY. Dammit, now I'm considering seeing that movie just so I can laugh at it harder. It's not the same without observing the wooden acting from the houses of Ticface, Squintface and Footface.

:D :D. After Elton's TV boyfriend flow charts. Apocalypse? I'd rather my boyfriend didn't start it, but we've all been there. And hellloooo gratuitous picture of Jensen Ackles topless dominating their photo collage. Clearly the boys in AE are after my own heart loins heart.

I HAS A KITTY! \o/

I'm yet to post my SPN episode reaction, mainly because it's HUGE and I'm still writing it. Re-watching "Changing Channels" doesn't help with my concentration either. :D

BUT! Two things unrelated to SPN!

1. From ONTD: 'Our favorite FML Ambassador is an avid pillow humper'

Chosen quotes include: motel guests have been complaining about the loud sobbing that comes from Pattinson’s room at all hours of the night. The only time the crying seems to stop is during one of Pattinson’s vigorous pillow-humping sessions, which happen three-to-four times a day, and last for about five-to-seven minutes each.

During the hump sessions, guests and staff members can clearly hear Pattinson’s bed creaking violently while the star yells out at the top of his lungs, “I am humping a pillow."

OH, RPATTZ. WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? I've missed your epic crazy. Or rather, the epic crazy invented about your life.

2. If you haven't seen "The Daily Show" last night, Jon Stewart ripped super-crazy-annoying Glenn Beck a new one, which is funny, since Beck had a botched hemorrhoids surgery a while back.



OH, JON STEWART. HOW SO EPICALLY AWESOME? I smell another Emmy!

Today, on your local fandom:

1. Mantyhose! The new trend sweeping London!

Yes, you read it correctly. Mantyhose. :D

2. Robsten becoming public on the next issue of Harper's Bazaar?

My reactions were in the following order:

Ew, Robsten.

Ew, Twilight.

Ew, Harper's Bazaar.

Ew, no soap. Bad hobos.

(The reactions on ONTD were: "EWWWWWW", "OMG I KNEW IT!", "LOL Twilight is so out", "but aren't they gay?")

3. Another cast member to leave 'House' (SPOILERS)

Funnily enough, the comments to the post became remarkably Supernatural-oriented, which is why I'm linking it.

4. The inimitable Misha Collins tweets back!

Which leads us to your moment of Zen:

A lot of U R confusing me w/some actor named "Misha Collins." I'm the traveling revivalist minister, Misha Collins.



Oh Misha, stay sparkly. :D