It was not a bad day...

Haha! I now officially have my own fandom boy to snuggle with! I introduce you girls to asg_alex, lovely boyfriend of one of my best friends in RL and a great guy. He also wishes for you girls to know that he is hot, blond and gorgeous. Remember the ASG I've been quoting lately? That's him. Give him a warm welcome, he'll surely give one to any of you (and will try to cop a feel as he's straight). Am I lucky or not? A straight, teenaged, loffly hot fandom boy who wants to snuggle my breasts. Oh yeah, and he's a slasher too, and already an expert in smut scenes. You may die of jealousy now. >:D

Now...to picspam buisness...

It seems quite a few of you girls wanted picspams of your own too. I am all for making our LJ world a happier and more insane place. Keep on the good work! :D

And now...for tonight's picspam.

Well, as I wanted to do something special for asg_alex's arrival, I wanted to have a picspam in his honour. Then I remembered that the guy hates Orlando Bloom more than anything and thought: what could be more fitting for his arrival, than do an Orlispam? :D

But, in the spirit of sudden naughtiness that has descended upon me, I decided that rather than giving you girls a hot-drool-melt-OMG-he-is-perfect-kind of picspam, I'm giving you a Badpic-Orlispam. Yes, all those pics of him he wished they weren't on the net, because they were either too ugly or too insane.

Created with the lovely and amazing help of arwen_elvenfair, and many of the ideas were hers (and some I'm creditting her for). Give her the applaude she deserves. :D

( Behold - Orlando Bloom teh Ugly )

So there, Alex. Orlando Bloom, properly tarnished. Happy now loff? *snoggles*

ETA:
I have just been informed by arwen_elvenfair that Liv Tyler is responsible for Orli's god-awful mohawk. In honour of her slow, painful death we have composed a poem.

( Stone Throwing Song )

It was not a bad day...

Haha! I now officially have my own fandom boy to snuggle with! I introduce you girls to asg_alex, lovely boyfriend of one of my best friends in RL and a great guy. He also wishes for you girls to know that he is hot, blond and gorgeous. Remember the ASG I've been quoting lately? That's him. Give him a warm welcome, he'll surely give one to any of you (and will try to cop a feel as he's straight). Am I lucky or not? A straight, teenaged, loffly hot fandom boy who wants to snuggle my breasts. Oh yeah, and he's a slasher too, and already an expert in smut scenes. You may die of jealousy now. >:D

Now...to picspam buisness...

It seems quite a few of you girls wanted picspams of your own too. I am all for making our LJ world a happier and more insane place. Keep on the good work! :D

And now...for tonight's picspam.

Well, as I wanted to do something special for asg_alex's arrival, I wanted to have a picspam in his honour. Then I remembered that the guy hates Orlando Bloom more than anything and thought: what could be more fitting for his arrival, than do an Orlispam? :D

But, in the spirit of sudden naughtiness that has descended upon me, I decided that rather than giving you girls a hot-drool-melt-OMG-he-is-perfect-kind of picspam, I'm giving you a Badpic-Orlispam. Yes, all those pics of him he wished they weren't on the net, because they were either too ugly or too insane.

Created with the lovely and amazing help of arwen_elvenfair, and many of the ideas were hers (and some I'm creditting her for). Give her the applaude she deserves. :D

( Behold - Orlando Bloom teh Ugly )

So there, Alex. Orlando Bloom, properly tarnished. Happy now loff? *snoggles*

ETA:
I have just been informed by arwen_elvenfair that Liv Tyler is responsible for Orli's god-awful mohawk. In honour of her slow, painful death we have composed a poem.

( Stone Throwing Song )