Rising from zeh mist, I am zeh lady of zeh lake! But not wet. :) I'm just weird. :D

Haha! In two days yours truly returns in full sails to Zeh Grand Apple. People who generally exist in New York, you are hereby called to appear! Or at least to share a coffee and a smut story. ;)

novermbersnow asked me five questions, and guess what! I'm answering them!

1. If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be, and why?

Anne-with-an-e Sherley. She is smart. She has eyes like mine, and a better nose. She is dreamy. She gets the gorgeous guy in the end. Hell yeah. ;) And anyway, it's always nice to read those romance stories where it's all silk and books and roses, and you don't get to hear about the laundry or the cleaning, or how corsets are bloody uncomfortable on a daily basis. So I'd like to have Anne Sherley's life. After all, we all have our ordeals in our lives. She has her own before the books start. So I don't get to live them. Mreheheheh. >:)

2. Which novel would you like to see adapted for film which either hasn't been already or has been adapted unsatisfactorily? Why that book? Who would you cast in the film?

Ooooh definitely 'Wraeththu' By Storm Constantine. It's one of my favourite novels ever. I'd like to see it adapted even though it would probably be done by a homophobic director. Because even though they're hermaphrodites, they look essentially male and it would look "gay" onscreen. Ah, my kingdom of Heaven for a director with balls like the producers of "Queer as Folk"! They would need it in here. Wraeththu deals with sex of the deep kind (that's hard to convey onscreen) so much, it would make Brian Kinney look like a monk. But I still would like to see it. I even cast Ulaume already! (because I have no idea who would play Pellaz, Calanthe or Thiede) Definitely Jonathan Rhys Mayers. He has the bruised-looking lips for it. And he'd love it. Mmmm. :)

3. If Tom Felton were to instant message you and offer to send you nekkid pictures of himself, what would you do?

Of course I'd take him on the offer! Then I'd perv on the pics alone, make a photoshopped version and sell it to Playgirl. Bwahahahah.

4. Think of a person who changed your life. Who is it, and what did they do? What effect did that have on you?

My late grandmother, Bella Berta. We called her Bomama. :) She was a hell of a woman. She ruled with an iron fist, but we loved her. Well maybe not my mom, poor thing. ;) She taught me about generousity, strength and still being ladylike. She was married to a millionaire on WW2 but she still smuggled out Jewish children in France. She had the strength to get on with her life, even after losing her first husband, being locked in a camp and losing all her family but one of her sisters. She moved to another continent without even knowing the language, all because of my father, almost at the age of 60. She was dignified and beautiful through poverty, loss and age. I can still feel her hand clutching mine sometimes, if I concentrate hard enough.

5. What are your favorite smells?

Coconut, talc powder, my mom's skin, Amarige, steaks, rain, spring, sweet water shells, chocolate, my smelly cat Peter, a plant I don't know its name that used to grow in my kindergarten yard. :)

Tomorrow I might do a picspam. ;) <3 everybody! :D

Rising from zeh mist, I am zeh lady of zeh lake! But not wet. :) I'm just weird. :D

Haha! In two days yours truly returns in full sails to Zeh Grand Apple. People who generally exist in New York, you are hereby called to appear! Or at least to share a coffee and a smut story. ;)

novermbersnow asked me five questions, and guess what! I'm answering them!

1. If you could live the life of any fictional character, which character would it be, and why?

Anne-with-an-e Sherley. She is smart. She has eyes like mine, and a better nose. She is dreamy. She gets the gorgeous guy in the end. Hell yeah. ;) And anyway, it's always nice to read those romance stories where it's all silk and books and roses, and you don't get to hear about the laundry or the cleaning, or how corsets are bloody uncomfortable on a daily basis. So I'd like to have Anne Sherley's life. After all, we all have our ordeals in our lives. She has her own before the books start. So I don't get to live them. Mreheheheh. >:)

2. Which novel would you like to see adapted for film which either hasn't been already or has been adapted unsatisfactorily? Why that book? Who would you cast in the film?

Ooooh definitely 'Wraeththu' By Storm Constantine. It's one of my favourite novels ever. I'd like to see it adapted even though it would probably be done by a homophobic director. Because even though they're hermaphrodites, they look essentially male and it would look "gay" onscreen. Ah, my kingdom of Heaven for a director with balls like the producers of "Queer as Folk"! They would need it in here. Wraeththu deals with sex of the deep kind (that's hard to convey onscreen) so much, it would make Brian Kinney look like a monk. But I still would like to see it. I even cast Ulaume already! (because I have no idea who would play Pellaz, Calanthe or Thiede) Definitely Jonathan Rhys Mayers. He has the bruised-looking lips for it. And he'd love it. Mmmm. :)

3. If Tom Felton were to instant message you and offer to send you nekkid pictures of himself, what would you do?

Of course I'd take him on the offer! Then I'd perv on the pics alone, make a photoshopped version and sell it to Playgirl. Bwahahahah.

4. Think of a person who changed your life. Who is it, and what did they do? What effect did that have on you?

My late grandmother, Bella Berta. We called her Bomama. :) She was a hell of a woman. She ruled with an iron fist, but we loved her. Well maybe not my mom, poor thing. ;) She taught me about generousity, strength and still being ladylike. She was married to a millionaire on WW2 but she still smuggled out Jewish children in France. She had the strength to get on with her life, even after losing her first husband, being locked in a camp and losing all her family but one of her sisters. She moved to another continent without even knowing the language, all because of my father, almost at the age of 60. She was dignified and beautiful through poverty, loss and age. I can still feel her hand clutching mine sometimes, if I concentrate hard enough.

5. What are your favorite smells?

Coconut, talc powder, my mom's skin, Amarige, steaks, rain, spring, sweet water shells, chocolate, my smelly cat Peter, a plant I don't know its name that used to grow in my kindergarten yard. :)

Tomorrow I might do a picspam. ;) <3 everybody! :D