3 Things on my Agenda

First of all, happy birthday cluegirl! May you continue to be the same person you are, for you are fantabulous. :) Ask for a present and you shall get! (you know, if said present has a lot to do with pictures and bad jokes)

Secondly, I seem to have been engaged in some sort of a cuddling orgy last night with my friends. To the fact that I was wearing a shirt that made my cleavage look fantastic I attribue being asked to dance by straight (!!!! in my school too!) boys, being molested (really, really molested, multiple times) by gay boys and generally being rubbed upon by many many females as well. And that happened before the cuddle orgy itself, because I was sober at the time. All I can remember from the cuddle orgy was that my best gay friend spanked and grabbed my ass so many times I eventually had to stop him from touching places that usually no gay boy wants to touch, unless they have a secret bisexual agenda. Which Best Gay Friend doesn't, as he has a loving hot boyfriend who funnily enough was right there.....

Oh god.

Okay, I may need alcohol right about now.

Thirdly, I watched "The DaVinci Code" on DVD tonight. The Bettany is still hot naked, and I'm still strangely attracted to him whipping himself. Tom Hanks still has the sexual appeal of a box of tampons, and Dan Brown is s huge ball of sleaze. Also there's apparently a "Angels and Demons" movie in the making. I only ask why. Do we really need a new John Grisham?

And with that I bid you good night and hope your comforters were aired.

3 Things on my Agenda

First of all, happy birthday cluegirl! May you continue to be the same person you are, for you are fantabulous. :) Ask for a present and you shall get! (you know, if said present has a lot to do with pictures and bad jokes)

Secondly, I seem to have been engaged in some sort of a cuddling orgy last night with my friends. To the fact that I was wearing a shirt that made my cleavage look fantastic I attribue being asked to dance by straight (!!!! in my school too!) boys, being molested (really, really molested, multiple times) by gay boys and generally being rubbed upon by many many females as well. And that happened before the cuddle orgy itself, because I was sober at the time. All I can remember from the cuddle orgy was that my best gay friend spanked and grabbed my ass so many times I eventually had to stop him from touching places that usually no gay boy wants to touch, unless they have a secret bisexual agenda. Which Best Gay Friend doesn't, as he has a loving hot boyfriend who funnily enough was right there.....

Oh god.

Okay, I may need alcohol right about now.

Thirdly, I watched "The DaVinci Code" on DVD tonight. The Bettany is still hot naked, and I'm still strangely attracted to him whipping himself. Tom Hanks still has the sexual appeal of a box of tampons, and Dan Brown is s huge ball of sleaze. Also there's apparently a "Angels and Demons" movie in the making. I only ask why. Do we really need a new John Grisham?

And with that I bid you good night and hope your comforters were aired.