loony_moony

"You're shitting me"

"No, I'm not."

"You are totally fucking shitting me, Collins, and you know it."

"How much do you bet I can suck my own dick?"

"Dude, what could you possibly stand to lose when you break your fucking spine trying?"

"Your eternal appreciation for the amazing capabilities of the human body. Also not peeing on my sofa anymore."

"For the millionth, bazillionth fucking time, I don't pee while I sleep! Those stains were there before!"

"Sure, tell that to Jensen. Anyway, are we on?"

"Whatever, it's your funeral. Which you'll pay for, by the way. I ain't chipping in to celebrate your insanity."

"Sure."

...

"Oh dear lord."

"What were you saying about those stains again?"