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Aug. 23rd, 2003 09:52 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonyOrlando Bloom: "No, not much romance for me. I think I'm more for boy action"
Oh, yeah, did I say last night that I wanted to ditch Orlando for Johnny? Orlando - king of gay innuendos (and obscene televisioned tongue flicks) - for Johnny "I dye my hair badly" Depp?
Hihi! I said that! Hihi!
*grins bemusedly* *YES - bemusedly!*
I will NEVER EVER ditch Orlando Bloom, for the next two reasons:
- His performance at "Graham Norton Show" (the disgusting little paroxided twerp GN is though).
- His performance at "Johnny Vaughan Show". Yes, Orlandobloommultimedia has a tiny bit of the world-famous "Orlando et Jason Les Roix" episode of the Johnny Vaughan show, AND I HAVE SEEN GOD.
Are my windows sound proof? If not, I think I just damaged the whole area's ears with my gleeful squeals. They'll think it was another terrorist attack.
No, it was just my voice.
Darn that opera training. *grins like a little girl*
He is a bad actor, yes, but he has to be one of the most charming men I have ever seen in the media. His ticks and twicks! It's so cute! *melts in front of 5-year-old-like!Orli*
No, no no no. NO ONE should look THAT GOOD after a long flight.
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mioknee who loves peacoats and 142978 who loves his ankles. ;)
"Go ahead! Threaten my life! I am not afraid, I will still remain very very pretty, so HA!"
I have nothing to say about his picture, other than - SNICKERS AND A PEA COAT AND A STRAW ARMCHAIR IN THE SAME PICTURE. WHAT IS?!?
"If I part my lips this sexily, would you ignore the fact I'm wearing a hat and a scarf at the same time?"
Gah. G.......
....
....ah.
*is unable to scroll back tongue from over drooling*
Okay Orlando, you win.
But I want my shirt back.
Now THAT is the epitome of the term "bed hair". I want to put my hands in it and just RUFFLE.
Does that make mevery mad?
"What the---- is that Legolas doing a striptease?"
"Hello girls and welcome to my own version of 'The Big ImportantFashion Show Manly Council'. Here I will review some of our finest participants' ensembles. Ready girls? Lets do it!"
"And here we have our very own Estel, in a lovely grey-blue number! Oooo! It's soooo matching his eyes! I'm getting goooood shivers just looking at him, all rugged and butchy! Take me, Aragorn! *whistles*"
"And now we have Lord Elrond. Oh I just LOVE that tiara! I always ask him to lend me it, but he doesn't let me! I am sooooo disappointed! ;_;
But will you look at that robe! That's Elven velvet, year 1300! Oh my god it's a classic! *swoons audibly* This is amazing elven sewing, I love it." *blows kisses towards Elrond*
*Elrond sighs and turns away impatiently*
"Hmmmm...I must say that Boromir's ensemble disturbes me, but will you look at that hair? It's FABULOUS! It's just tousled the right way, the style is great, it just screams 'wild bed animal'! What a match for our Aragorn!
That is, when I'm done with Aragorn, which won't be anytime soon..." *smiles smugly at Boromir*
*Boromir glares back*
"Oh! That's me! Oh, they caught my good side, look! ^_^"
*muttering accompanies the photographing*
"What's that?"
*raises volume*
Aragorn: "Look at him, he's such a pretty elf, even his hair is perfect now."
Figwit: "Yeah, I wonder how he managed doing it so nicely after last night."
Aragorn: *stops* *looks at Legolas on camera* *looks at Figwit* "Last night? He was with me last night."
*Legolas behind camera starts paling*
Figwit: "You surely jest Elessar. He spent the night at my chambers. I gave him a full body massage with the Lorien Lube!"
Aragorn: *eyes widening with understanding* "I asked him why he smelled of Laurel trees and he didn't tell answer! That ingrateful bitch!"
*Legolas is now sheet-white*
"I'll catch him"
Figwit: "Not before *I* catch him."
Aragorn: *greets teeth* "We shall see about that"
*Legolas stops recording*
"Eh, ladies, I'm really sorry but I must dash! Goodbye!"
*Aragorn and Figwit burst into the room*
"Legoals, you-------*Figwit puts hand on camera*
I do think that Graham Norton chap rubbed off me a bit too much...
Good night! I have an early vocal practice tomorrow, I must sleep now! *schnoogles all the fine ladies*
Oh, yeah, did I say last night that I wanted to ditch Orlando for Johnny? Orlando - king of gay innuendos (and obscene televisioned tongue flicks) - for Johnny "I dye my hair badly" Depp?
Hihi! I said that! Hihi!
*grins bemusedly* *YES - bemusedly!*
I will NEVER EVER ditch Orlando Bloom, for the next two reasons:
- His performance at "Graham Norton Show" (the disgusting little paroxided twerp GN is though).
- His performance at "Johnny Vaughan Show". Yes, Orlandobloommultimedia has a tiny bit of the world-famous "Orlando et Jason Les Roix" episode of the Johnny Vaughan show, AND I HAVE SEEN GOD.
Are my windows sound proof? If not, I think I just damaged the whole area's ears with my gleeful squeals. They'll think it was another terrorist attack.
No, it was just my voice.
Darn that opera training. *grins like a little girl*
He is a bad actor, yes, but he has to be one of the most charming men I have ever seen in the media. His ticks and twicks! It's so cute! *melts in front of 5-year-old-like!Orli*
No, no no no. NO ONE should look THAT GOOD after a long flight.
For
mioknee who loves peacoats and 142978 who loves his ankles. ;) "Go ahead! Threaten my life! I am not afraid, I will still remain very very pretty, so HA!"
I have nothing to say about his picture, other than - SNICKERS AND A PEA COAT AND A STRAW ARMCHAIR IN THE SAME PICTURE. WHAT IS?!?
"If I part my lips this sexily, would you ignore the fact I'm wearing a hat and a scarf at the same time?"
Gah. G.......
....
....ah.
*is unable to scroll back tongue from over drooling*
Okay Orlando, you win.
But I want my shirt back.
Now THAT is the epitome of the term "bed hair". I want to put my hands in it and just RUFFLE.
Does that make me
"What the---- is that Legolas doing a striptease?"
"Hello girls and welcome to my own version of 'The Big Important
"And here we have our very own Estel, in a lovely grey-blue number! Oooo! It's soooo matching his eyes! I'm getting goooood shivers just looking at him, all rugged and butchy! Take me, Aragorn! *whistles*"
"And now we have Lord Elrond. Oh I just LOVE that tiara! I always ask him to lend me it, but he doesn't let me! I am sooooo disappointed! ;_;
But will you look at that robe! That's Elven velvet, year 1300! Oh my god it's a classic! *swoons audibly* This is amazing elven sewing, I love it." *blows kisses towards Elrond*
*Elrond sighs and turns away impatiently*
"Hmmmm...I must say that Boromir's ensemble disturbes me, but will you look at that hair? It's FABULOUS! It's just tousled the right way, the style is great, it just screams 'wild bed animal'! What a match for our Aragorn!
That is, when I'm done with Aragorn, which won't be anytime soon..." *smiles smugly at Boromir*
*Boromir glares back*
"Oh! That's me! Oh, they caught my good side, look! ^_^"
*muttering accompanies the photographing*
"What's that?"
*raises volume*
Aragorn: "Look at him, he's such a pretty elf, even his hair is perfect now."
Figwit: "Yeah, I wonder how he managed doing it so nicely after last night."
Aragorn: *stops* *looks at Legolas on camera* *looks at Figwit* "Last night? He was with me last night."
*Legolas behind camera starts paling*
Figwit: "You surely jest Elessar. He spent the night at my chambers. I gave him a full body massage with the Lorien Lube!"
Aragorn: *eyes widening with understanding* "I asked him why he smelled of Laurel trees and he didn't tell answer! That ingrateful bitch!"
*Legolas is now sheet-white*
"I'll catch him"
Figwit: "Not before *I* catch him."
Aragorn: *greets teeth* "We shall see about that"
*Legolas stops recording*
"Eh, ladies, I'm really sorry but I must dash! Goodbye!"
*Aragorn and Figwit burst into the room*
"Legoals, you-------*Figwit puts hand on camera*
I do think that Graham Norton chap rubbed off me a bit too much...
Good night! I have an early vocal practice tomorrow, I must sleep now! *schnoogles all the fine ladies*
