True Blood 3x03 - "It Hurts Me Too"
Jun. 27th, 2010 10:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonyWow, True Blood. You are one sick puppy.
....o_O
I mean, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. So. Um.
1. I don't know what the fuck Beel was thinking, going all Death Becomes Her on Lorena, but uh, did he try to kill her (YES PLZ OMG I CAN'T STAND HER) or just fuck someone, uh, literally faceless?
1.5. Also, you might be thinking you just did the right move with Russel, but my spidy sense says bullshit, and also, you just dug Sookie into a deeper hole. (yes yes that's what she said) (also, NEEDS MOAR TALBOT)
1.75. Also EW. And, poor kid. Poor wife too.
2. Franklin Mott, you might be nothing but bad news to everyone, but that bitchy fangface you made at Jessica just made you an honorary Winchester in my esteemed fangirly opinion.
2.5. Why do I have a feeling it makes you John though?
2.75. And what the fuck were you doing to Tara when you guys were fucking to make her blink in KStew speed?
3. PAM, THAT WAS HOT SHIT. MORE PLZ KTX HOLY CRAP.
4. Also Eric hee hee heeeeeeeeeee. Man, Eric is so my happy place in this show. NOT THAT IT'S A SURPRISE TO ANYONE, BUT STILL.
4.5. However, I must say I'm disappoint that the whole cherry corvette you gave Lafayette wasn't one of his sex dreams, but in fact, reality. Come ONNNNN!
5. LOLZ you could so see in Sookie's reaction to Alcide when she takes a good look at him was more like "FIRM, CHISELED JAWLINE, PECS I COULD BIIIIIITE". He is rather yummy, I won't lie.
5.5 But also rather beardy too, which, for me, it's Misha Collins or bust. I'll just stick to Eric and hope Alcide decides to shave at some point so I could properly drool over him.
6. Jason Stackhouse is a dumbass.
6.5. Also, poor Bud Dearborne.
7. But I mean, WHAT.
....o_O
I mean, WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT. So. Um.
1. I don't know what the fuck Beel was thinking, going all Death Becomes Her on Lorena, but uh, did he try to kill her (YES PLZ OMG I CAN'T STAND HER) or just fuck someone, uh, literally faceless?
1.5. Also, you might be thinking you just did the right move with Russel, but my spidy sense says bullshit, and also, you just dug Sookie into a deeper hole. (yes yes that's what she said) (also, NEEDS MOAR TALBOT)
1.75. Also EW. And, poor kid. Poor wife too.
2. Franklin Mott, you might be nothing but bad news to everyone, but that bitchy fangface you made at Jessica just made you an honorary Winchester in my esteemed fangirly opinion.
2.5. Why do I have a feeling it makes you John though?
2.75. And what the fuck were you doing to Tara when you guys were fucking to make her blink in KStew speed?
3. PAM, THAT WAS HOT SHIT. MORE PLZ KTX HOLY CRAP.
4. Also Eric hee hee heeeeeeeeeee. Man, Eric is so my happy place in this show. NOT THAT IT'S A SURPRISE TO ANYONE, BUT STILL.
4.5. However, I must say I'm disappoint that the whole cherry corvette you gave Lafayette wasn't one of his sex dreams, but in fact, reality. Come ONNNNN!
5. LOLZ you could so see in Sookie's reaction to Alcide when she takes a good look at him was more like "FIRM, CHISELED JAWLINE, PECS I COULD BIIIIIITE". He is rather yummy, I won't lie.
5.5 But also rather beardy too, which, for me, it's Misha Collins or bust. I'll just stick to Eric and hope Alcide decides to shave at some point so I could properly drool over him.
6. Jason Stackhouse is a dumbass.
6.5. Also, poor Bud Dearborne.
7. But I mean, WHAT.
