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loony_moonySmall gen-ish cracky drabble, inspired by THAT SPOILERY GIF.
Jared is working out. Again.
"I try to keep it simple."
"Sure you do," says Jensen while feeding Misha a red gummy bear.
Jared huffs from the weight bench. "Fucker, just because you don't have five nude scenes doesn't make you king of the fucking castle."
"Oh, but it does. It totally does." Jensen feeds Misha another gummy bear.
"Yeah, it does," Misha agrees while munching.
"Oh, so now you're on his side?"
"I'm on the side of the guy who doesn't take his shirt off and eats candy," says Misha serenely.
Jared shoots him a dirty look. "Of course you would be. You're his side dish."
Jensen chokes on his gummy bear. Misha raises his eyebrows. And his stubble. "His what?"
"His side dish. His non-Sam lover." Jared smirks around his water bottle. "His male Danneel."
Jensen very deliberately puts the gummy bear bag down, goes over to Jared and swats him upside the head twice. Then he pulls his hand back in disgust and goes into the bathroom.
Jared laughs. "Mommy! Jared sweats! It's all over my hand!" he calls after Jensen.
Misha sniggers. "Want me to give you a cootie shot, Jensen?"
"I bet he does. I bet he wants you to kiss it better."
"Because my lips are big and luscious, and Jensen loves the men."
"You bet your ass he does. I lived with him for a year." Jared winks
"I DO NOT LOVE THE MEN, FUCKERS," Jensen shouts from the bathroom.
Misha considers this. "Well, I wouldn't exactly call Jared a man, per se..."
And then Jared hugs Misha. "Oh Misha!" he groans, "smell my manly scent! Feel my manly muscles! Enjoy my manly pheromones!"
"I could, if you wouldn't suffocate me with your manly shirt," comes a muffled voice from the vicinity of Jared's left nipple.
Jensen chooses this moment to come back into the room. He stares at them for a second, then sighs. "And we wonder why our show is so gay."
Jared is working out. Again.
"I try to keep it simple."
"Sure you do," says Jensen while feeding Misha a red gummy bear.
Jared huffs from the weight bench. "Fucker, just because you don't have five nude scenes doesn't make you king of the fucking castle."
"Oh, but it does. It totally does." Jensen feeds Misha another gummy bear.
"Yeah, it does," Misha agrees while munching.
"Oh, so now you're on his side?"
"I'm on the side of the guy who doesn't take his shirt off and eats candy," says Misha serenely.
Jared shoots him a dirty look. "Of course you would be. You're his side dish."
Jensen chokes on his gummy bear. Misha raises his eyebrows. And his stubble. "His what?"
"His side dish. His non-Sam lover." Jared smirks around his water bottle. "His male Danneel."
Jensen very deliberately puts the gummy bear bag down, goes over to Jared and swats him upside the head twice. Then he pulls his hand back in disgust and goes into the bathroom.
Jared laughs. "Mommy! Jared sweats! It's all over my hand!" he calls after Jensen.
Misha sniggers. "Want me to give you a cootie shot, Jensen?"
"I bet he does. I bet he wants you to kiss it better."
"Because my lips are big and luscious, and Jensen loves the men."
"You bet your ass he does. I lived with him for a year." Jared winks
"I DO NOT LOVE THE MEN, FUCKERS," Jensen shouts from the bathroom.
Misha considers this. "Well, I wouldn't exactly call Jared a man, per se..."
And then Jared hugs Misha. "Oh Misha!" he groans, "smell my manly scent! Feel my manly muscles! Enjoy my manly pheromones!"
"I could, if you wouldn't suffocate me with your manly shirt," comes a muffled voice from the vicinity of Jared's left nipple.
Jensen chooses this moment to come back into the room. He stares at them for a second, then sighs. "And we wonder why our show is so gay."
