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Sep. 28th, 2003 11:51 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonyHeheheh, I totally didn't mean it, but I did pic surfing today.
Pic surfing among answering endless LJ comments (I could've written this post 3 hours ago if fandom had relaxed for 15 minutes!), clearing my inbox from the flurry of chapter owls in it (which seemed determined to traumatize me for good lately) and fics from yahoo groups. Weekened is always Reading Time for me, I don't know about you people. ;D
OMG,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
fyrie just wrote today that there's a rumor that RotK is going to be 4 HOURS. 4 hours of Aragorn, Faramir and LEGOLAS galore! Nnnnnnnng! They're out to kill me, New Line!
Hahahah, having the lovliest time in![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
nraged, and for your information redbowties, there isn't, nor there will ever be a fandom war between Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, simply because LotR would take them on everyday. The sheer amount of screencaps, slashy moments onscreen and offscreen and hot actors LotR has is quite simply incomparable. And while Tom Felton, Dan Radcliffe, Chris Coulson, Sean Biggerstaff, Jason Isaacs and Alan Rickman are very ravishable, they simply don't match the huge allure a bunch of Hobbits, 4 human princes, an elven Lord, prince, Galadhrim and an army of 1000 elven archers has. Specially when we have sooo much more footage in LotR than Harry Potter.
In short, there is no battle. There is immediate surrender of the Malfoys to be Legolas and Elrond's love slaves because, well, we would all want to see that, wouldn't we. ;D
Nnnnnnnng Johnny and chocolate and Johnny and chocolate and tongue and finger and NNNNNNNNNG!
Orli: "I am ze masterrr of looooove. *twirls moustache* I 'ave a new 'at and it makes me look snazzzzyyyyy."
Johnny: *chokes with laughter on the hanging stage*
Fyre, if you tell me you don't want to shag his brains out in this piccie, I shall strap you and spank you and it won't be nice! (for you anyway ;D)
Excuse me? Since when did Justin Timberlake start to act in gay porn movies?
My stars, that guy is getting musclier than Orli now. We will soon not be able to compare them anymore! Woe!
Jack: "Yes, we want a room for the night."
Receptionist Plebe Girl: "Isn't that cuuuute? Awwwwww...."
Will: "Heh? We're just going to sleep in that room."
Receptionist: *dies*
Jack: "How many times do I have to tell you not to say anything stupid? Look here now lassy, gi'us a set of keys and we'll be on our way. Savvy?"
Will: "But, we're sleeping. On the bed. Sleeping. What's stupid in that?"
Jack: *facepalms* *drags Will after him*
Jack: "What do you mean, I have a fine ass?"
Will: *flicks tongue out naughtily* (moonay: *winks at Fyre* Soon, my dear, soon.)
Jack: *wobbles and falls flat on his back*
Will: ........do you really want me to write what Will does after that? ;D
Jack: "No, I'm really not campy."
Will: *snort*
Jack: "Seriously!"
Elizabeth: *covers mouth, looks away*
Jack: "OI! ME, NOT CAMPY! SAVVY?"
Will: *looks at Elizabeth*
Elizabeth: *looks at Will*
both of them: *look at Jack*
The three of them: *burst out laughing*
Jack: "I can't believe I managed to hold that straight faced!"
Johnny. Make up. Eyeliner. Pretty. NNNNNNNNNNG!
"Yes, I think I'll look ansgty and let me raven hair blow up in the wind and look all shapely and toned and---"
Moonay: GGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNGH! I WANT TO RAVISH YOU! GNNNNNNGH! *twicks his nipples*
Orli: "HEY! OFF MY PROPERTY!"
Moonay: *shackls them both on the same bed* "There's no escaping from me, pretty ones."
And we switch to beautiful, beautiful Viggo. Someone needs to make him always dye his hair black on the pain of death, dammit! He cannot be a redhead! Eeeeeeeech! *looks nauseated*
No, seriously. He can't look that wanton. He just CAN'T. Because it makes me doubt my claimed loyalty to Legolas' fine-arsed look. Nope, not good.
Boob alert! Boob alert!
*Viggasms*
Someone on the OB Files site tried proving that Orli and Robin Thicke look alike. No, I am really not amused. It's one thing to say Orli and Justin Timberlake look alike, but it's a whole other thing to compare him to that ugly ugly chimp mongrel! This is NOT ON! *slaps naughty Bloomettes!*
Pic surfing among answering endless LJ comments (I could've written this post 3 hours ago if fandom had relaxed for 15 minutes!), clearing my inbox from the flurry of chapter owls in it (which seemed determined to traumatize me for good lately) and fics from yahoo groups. Weekened is always Reading Time for me, I don't know about you people. ;D
OMG,
fyrie just wrote today that there's a rumor that RotK is going to be 4 HOURS. 4 hours of Aragorn, Faramir and LEGOLAS galore! Nnnnnnnng! They're out to kill me, New Line!Hahahah, having the lovliest time in
nraged, and for your information redbowties, there isn't, nor there will ever be a fandom war between Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings, simply because LotR would take them on everyday. The sheer amount of screencaps, slashy moments onscreen and offscreen and hot actors LotR has is quite simply incomparable. And while Tom Felton, Dan Radcliffe, Chris Coulson, Sean Biggerstaff, Jason Isaacs and Alan Rickman are very ravishable, they simply don't match the huge allure a bunch of Hobbits, 4 human princes, an elven Lord, prince, Galadhrim and an army of 1000 elven archers has. Specially when we have sooo much more footage in LotR than Harry Potter.In short, there is no battle. There is immediate surrender of the Malfoys to be Legolas and Elrond's love slaves because, well, we would all want to see that, wouldn't we. ;D
Nnnnnnnng Johnny and chocolate and Johnny and chocolate and tongue and finger and NNNNNNNNNG!
Orli: "I am ze masterrr of looooove. *twirls moustache* I 'ave a new 'at and it makes me look snazzzzyyyyy."
Johnny: *chokes with laughter on the hanging stage*
Fyre, if you tell me you don't want to shag his brains out in this piccie, I shall strap you and spank you and it won't be nice! (for you anyway ;D)
Excuse me? Since when did Justin Timberlake start to act in gay porn movies?
My stars, that guy is getting musclier than Orli now. We will soon not be able to compare them anymore! Woe!
Jack: "Yes, we want a room for the night."
Receptionist Plebe Girl: "Isn't that cuuuute? Awwwwww...."
Will: "Heh? We're just going to sleep in that room."
Receptionist: *dies*
Jack: "How many times do I have to tell you not to say anything stupid? Look here now lassy, gi'us a set of keys and we'll be on our way. Savvy?"
Will: "But, we're sleeping. On the bed. Sleeping. What's stupid in that?"
Jack: *facepalms* *drags Will after him*
Jack: "What do you mean, I have a fine ass?"
Will: *flicks tongue out naughtily* (moonay: *winks at Fyre* Soon, my dear, soon.)
Jack: *wobbles and falls flat on his back*
Will: ........do you really want me to write what Will does after that? ;D
Jack: "No, I'm really not campy."
Will: *snort*
Jack: "Seriously!"
Elizabeth: *covers mouth, looks away*
Jack: "OI! ME, NOT CAMPY! SAVVY?"
Will: *looks at Elizabeth*
Elizabeth: *looks at Will*
both of them: *look at Jack*
The three of them: *burst out laughing*
Jack: "I can't believe I managed to hold that straight faced!"
Johnny. Make up. Eyeliner. Pretty. NNNNNNNNNNG!
"Yes, I think I'll look ansgty and let me raven hair blow up in the wind and look all shapely and toned and---"
Moonay: GGGGGGGNNNNNNNNNNNGH! I WANT TO RAVISH YOU! GNNNNNNGH! *twicks his nipples*
Orli: "HEY! OFF MY PROPERTY!"
Moonay: *shackls them both on the same bed* "There's no escaping from me, pretty ones."
And we switch to beautiful, beautiful Viggo. Someone needs to make him always dye his hair black on the pain of death, dammit! He cannot be a redhead! Eeeeeeeech! *looks nauseated*
No, seriously. He can't look that wanton. He just CAN'T. Because it makes me doubt my claimed loyalty to Legolas' fine-arsed look. Nope, not good.
Boob alert! Boob alert!
*Viggasms*
Someone on the OB Files site tried proving that Orli and Robin Thicke look alike. No, I am really not amused. It's one thing to say Orli and Justin Timberlake look alike, but it's a whole other thing to compare him to that ugly ugly chimp mongrel! This is NOT ON! *slaps naughty Bloomettes!*
