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[loony_moony]

Okay, so initially I wanted to do a post In Which I Whinge A Lot, but them I encountered amanuensis1 's drabbles in her site, which promptly made me roll on the floor, clutching my now-broken ribs, the whole dying-of-laughter shebang. And I only wanted to read "A Spell To Turn Tigers Into Butter" again!

Yes, I know everybody knows about my utter adoration for this little smut goddess *read this in "this little piggie" voice* so nyah, I can rant about how perfect her fics are and nobody can do anything to me because I said so bahaha! And as for you missy, you haven't posted HALF those drabbles in your journal! This means the crueller clamps tonight, you know, and no naked Severus for a week! *is evil, but with a good reason >:)*

But thank you anyway, my loff. If it weren't for your lovely fics, I'd be putting my "dolorosa" icon for its first use tonight. :(

I think we can now safely call Harry "Eye Man", can't we. Bahahah, he looks like a fly with those things. >:D

I give you freshly-caught Mardi Gras Bacchus!Elijah, complete with white leggings!

BTW, Elijah, Legolas wants them back. He says you don't have the legs for them, which I find extremely amusing with his name being Legolas. Legolas. Leg-o-las. Bahahaha, gotta love Tolkien's perverse humor. >:)

Dammit Orlando! Why can't that skirt ride up just one more effing inch?! Why? I wanna see some thighs, elf boy!

Chester kissing Mike? HELL YEAH! *buys rings and flowers and pretty dresses for them both* *yes, with lots of studs and baggy thing but STILL, dresses! >:D*

From the theyshouldsnog community. Say that you love me, biotches. Say it loud. ;)

Isn't this the way the real Draco Malfoy should look? Okay, maybe paler, but still *licks!*

Jonathan Rhys Meyers with long hair. Not bad, not bad. Loved him with long hair in "Velvet Goldmine". :9

ETA: Don't you people think he could've done a decent Draco Malfoy? All of those sharp features of his....:9

Elijah: I am wet, tousled and wanton. Shag me.

Entire LotR cast: DON'T MIND IF I DO!

Peter Jackson: Off him, biotches! That boy is mine!

Moonay: *suddenly feels like she's in a Brandy video* Urk.

Oh yes, Billy. Gimme some of that yummy yummy Hobbit leg!

Liv: So you say that new wax does it best?

Billy: Yes, you should try it in the crotch. Bloody brilliant, that stuff.

Billy's girlfriend: Urk.

Liv: O_O

Dom: :9999

...yes, I do think we have a reason to go and see "troy" besides Orlando. Mm hmm! Not bad at all! :D

 

Here are some caps from RotK which I tried to improve with my PSP. Tell me what you lot think. :)

The quality of the caps wasn't good to begin with, so it's not ENTIRELY my fault their texture isn't the best. :-/

*dashes off to see "Sex and the City"*