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[loony_moony]

Just say NO to idiots.

Okay, Craig Parker's arse in leather pants (he's in the middle)? OMGYES.

And goodness gracious IT'S LACED IN THE FRONT!

Smutty Dreams: Hello there Moonay ol' pal! Long time no see heh?

Moonay: Not since Amanuensis' last fic. ;>

Oh my god Dom kissing another male WHO'S NOT ELIJAH NOOO!

Nah, just kidding. That guy sure knows how to PR himself as "gaygaygay even though he says he isn't"

Nonono! Sean Bean with A BEARD? What IS IT with everyone and ugly ugly beards? Also - that armour makes him look fat. Really now man, you'll get no lays that way. Ahem.

Helen: Paris, the city is overrun!

Helen: Paris, we're going to die!

Helen: PARIS, HELLO THERE? BRAIN WORKING?

Paris: *blank look*  *shakes face suddenly* Sorry, was busy being edible. You said something?

Helen: Why do I even bother...

Hector: Paris, you idiot! Why are we sailing for 4 days now IN THE WRONG DIRECTION?! I told you over and over again TO STOP NAVIGATING WHILE LOOKING AT YOUR MAKE UP MIRROR! Now we're going to screw it all up AND IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF YOU!

...

AND STOP COPYING MY HAIRSTYLE AND DRESSING STYLE, YOU HEAR ME?

Paris: You forgot to put your eyeliner today, teehee. Are you done yelling? Can I go ogle Achilles now?

Hector: NO, you should go ogle YOUR WIFE. Your wife, you know? Helen? Most beautiful woman in the world? Rings any bell?

Paris: *pout* But she's ogling Achilles too!

Hector: UGH! NEVERMIND! I GIVE UP!

Moonay: And here, in NippleDom, we see Exhibit A: "Wine-Coloured Nipples". Notice the texture, the darkening of the colour around the nipple itself, the tightening of the pectoral muscle with the nipple in its center.

Every Other Bloomette On This Earth: Gnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnneh Orli Toplessssss gneeeeeeeeeeeh.

And this, my friends, is the ultimate proof that HALDIR WASN'T FAT! I mean, look at Craig! Justin Timberlake doesn't have those abs, and the guy practically killed himself for the few muscles he has. Also, his jeans make me want to shag him hard against a wall for some reason. Er. *contemplates how the hell can she shag anyone against a wall* Hmmmm...Craig...

Nighty night! :)