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Hee heehee hee. Have done nothing today. Well, except for Risotto. And almost get caught by my parents reading a book called "The Best Bixesual Woman's Erotica" which I'd bought in Brighton. They may have accepted my reading fanfiction slash, but somehow I don't think they'd enjoy discovering my reading of this book. Maybe it's safer when it's Harry fucking Draco up the arse with Ginny sucking Draco off at the same time. >:) Not that I've actually told them about the slash, rather that I think they have a pretty good idea what I'm reading about at 2am. ;D

Mini Essay

For: Professor I Have No Idea Who I Just Made It Up

Writer: Moonay the Loonay

Subject: Alan Rickman Laughing

Seeing Alan Rickman laughing is a very cute thing to look upon. His somewhat sinister features can actually brighten up, which proves that even people with horrible sneering faces 100% of the time don't get the sneering stuck permanently.

Seeing Alan Rickman laughing is very out of character for Severus Snape (A/N Severus Snape, professor, is the most horrid sullen character in the Harry Potter series kind of like yourself). Severus Snape does not laugh, he smirks and snickers.And he never, ever smiles.

Seeing Alan Rickman laughing is, yes, a bit alarming but even he deserves to laugh sometimes, doesn't he. All those characters with UST he plays lately and he never gets it on with either of them! The poor guy!

The End

Totally snagged this from maggie_malfoy . Is Christian Coulson destined to be our next Gay Icon after Chris Rankin? Pretty please? :D (because the guy hugging him is so outrageously gay it's not even funny, even though I once new a guy who looked the same and was actually straight, but that's not relevant)

When this moment in PoA arrives, both fyrie and arsey can testify that I eruspted in fangirly glee and squealed "SNARRY! SNARRY!" in the cinema. I am a frightening person, yes. :D

Oy siriaeve, there's your Second Irish Wonder (After Jonathan Rhys Mayers Of Course). The hair is alarmingly red though. I thought you said he had black hair!

One day when I finally persuade my parents to buy me PSP, I shall make myself an icon out of this picture because I was practically drooling on Alan Rickman each time this scene arrived. Lower your wand indeed.:D

"Character will be tested"? Wtf? Is most certainly not. If any, character is surely proven weak in PoA with all these characters!

Hermione loses her temper at least once and hits Malfoy (not very wise, considering what his father is), Draco is a whiny git who can't get over his obvious crush on Potter (the once-over in CoMC? Please), and Snape is a very pervy professor who can't control his pheromones around students, teachers and even animals. Hahahah.

Picture is pretty though. Applauds to the person responsible for PS-ing Tom Felton's zits off. Hanging in the town hall for the person responsible for Snape's ugly lopsided mouth. That is not Alan Rickman's mouth, not by a long shot.

Why, in a group full of men with gorgeous bodies only David beckham stands out? I mean, it's not like he's the only one who could probably pose for swimsuit calenders (although maybe face-wise he is). Hrumph.

Would anyone kill me if I said this is how I imagined "A Thousand Beautiful Things"'s Draco to look like (only, you know, gay and not dressed like a poncy pimp)?

This is the coolest screencap in the history of screencaps, admit it. ;)

My initial reaction when I first saw this pic:

!!!!!!!

hhhhhhhh!

*shock*

*stare*

*stare s'more*

nnnnn-----g?

*incoherent mumble*

*stare*

Could someone please lock Dan Radcliffe till he stops being such an achingly tempting jailbait? Because UNGH! EVIL! AWAY FROM ME SATAN AND YOUR TRUSTY LUSCIOUS MINOR MINIONS!

Do not mock the prettiness, for it shall smack you back in the face with all its orlando Bloom-ish power.

What can I say, I like them effeminate. ;D

Kate: Lando, can you wait a second while I try this skinny-white-girl outfit?

Orlando: Yes, yes, you take your time! *to the cashier girl* could you put this bag on my tab? It's faaabulous

Kate: I might take another second!

Orlando: *not paying any attention to her* That belt is just breathtaking.....

Dan: Hahahahha! Your PJ is gayer than mine! Hahah!

Rupert: You wait till this movie comes out, and THEN we'll see who's pegged GAY, mister "I send Alan Rickman smouldering stares every second frame"!

Dan: Oh shut up and go fondle Emma onscreen or something.

Rupert: Better Emma than Tom Ponce Felton, like you do!

My my, I am having an intense inner struggle about who's having sharper cheekbones. That has to be the only other person, aside for Orlando, with the sharpest cheekbones in show-business.

What is it that they say? Keep your friends close to you and your enemies closer? ;D

PoA's wardrobe people should go to hell. Yes, they should. HE IS UNDERAGE YOU NINNIES AND YOU DRESS HIM IN TIGHT JERSIES.

Say hello to "receding-hairline-but-still-romantic-90's-hairstyle" Jason Isaacs. I bet my whole money he's shooting a romantic comedy in here.

Must repeat to yourself: He is older than your father. He is older than your father. Since when did Alan Rickman have impressive biceps, I ask?! o_O

"Shrek 2" is an absolutely adorable movie. Gotta love Puss! (hairball coughing!):D Also <3333 to all small (and one big) homages to Lord of the Rings. <33333

"Troy" (I think it was my 4th time already) is not more impressive when seeing it on Imax. Everyone's abs are very impressive though. ;D The women give a suprisingly strong performance (you must forgive me, it took me 3 times to stop ogling the men), except for Briseis who si a whiny Mary Sue. Also, if you close your eyes, orlando's performance is so much more moving. YES, I CLOSED MY EYES WHEN HE WAS ONSCREEN. IF I CAN DO THAT, SO COULD YOU.

And anyway, better seeing "Troy" for the upteenth time than staying home with my parents and their obnoxious friends.