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Just a picspam....:)

Well hello conga-line!Alan! :D Wave those maraccas like you just don't care! ;D

Only the Metatron can do good rhythm, it's a heavenly thing, you see. ;)

Mmmmm! Topless and dirty Sean Bean? YES PLEASE! :D

Also, he grabs his arse. *coos* Don't we all love Sean Bean when he does self-eroticism?

There is something very gorgeous about the way Viggo looks at himself in the mirror. It's the sort of confidence one would like to have in the man who currently tops said one, gender irrelevant. ;) Also, long brown hair yay! :D

Is it me, or does Jason Isaacs look more and more lately like he's advertising after-shave or cigarrettes? It's that dirty, deliberately-at-ease look that's so, yes, sexy, but MEH! Nothing dangerous about said sexiness, not one drop of a threat! :/ Also, his eyes are clearly photoshopped.

Oh, I can just see this as a teaser for "Godfather 4: Smoky Hobbits Demand Weed". And that chair is actually human-sized, and Al Pacino would look at him like he just been bitten soundly with a shovel.

Billy: *looking absolutely satiated and boneless*

Dom: *sing-songs* I got some! I got some! Go Merry! Go Merry!

(oh come on! This pic DEMANDED it to be written! :D)

Oh my god, I can just SEE this pic being planted in a magazine with some inane quote from the Bloom's mouth saying something along the lines of "I like to get in touch with nature. In NZ you could really get in touch with nature. You could listen to stones", and ten thousand fangirls would go "Oyyyyyyy". (the rest of them would go "WHEE!!111!!1 ORLANDO!!!111!!! SO HOT!!!!!1111" but that's beside the point)

Elijah: I'm a baaaaad motherfucker.

Orlando: But you don't actually fuck your mom.

Elijah: Oyyyyyy

(argh! stop me! i cannot resist the urge to give orlando bloom 0.9238423846294623789 IQ yet again!)

Moonay: *watches this piccie at Fyre's*

Jokes about blowjobs? - Too easy.

Jokes about Jack Sparrow doing WHAT?! - Too easy.

Jokes about Jack Sparrow doing to Norrington's trousers WHAT!? - Too goddamn easy!

You've got a pretty mouth on ya boy. *runs away, cackling madly*

So, um, that Empire magazine interview with the Hobbits on December where they disclosed that Orlando was their apron-wearing bitch? SO a coverage for Viggo because Viggo would spray them with fake turd the moment he sees them!

(too bad he's wearing so much underneath that apron though ;D)

Ooooh, what a woobie little innocent piccie of Ron! Abbsolutely nothing bad to say about it, nothing!

Probably because he's about as sexy as Aunt Marge. >:D But then, he's a jailbait so that's alright. >:)

So THAT'S why people like to ship Ewan/Jude so much? :)

It's scary how identical their utter-boredome looks are.

Oh my god, this is the ultimate "WTF?!" look. Metatron owns my socks. *looks at previous statement* Actually no, because my socks have nothing to do with my indecent, shameless covetting his funky-haired self. >:D

Oooooh! Sexy! I've never even thought of Sean Bean as a sub! He's just always so rugged and masculine. Pretty boy, posh hair. ;D (very bad scenarios, begone! I do not want to fantasize about that ugly man taking prissy!Bean against his will! Wah!)

It's amazing how he manages to looks so pretty and point even when a hat covers half his bloody face. Also, isn't this sort of hat known as the "prick hat"? (=that anyone who wears it looks like an utter prick ;D)

His smile looks fake. Yes it does! He isn't supposed to SMILE so widely! Eating bananas sideways much, Jason?

Wow, so pretty. If only he didn't look too much like a ferret. *ducks tomatoes* Alright! He's pretty even with being compared to a ferret. It actually reminds me of "Ice Storm", where he was so achingly beautiful it hurt to look at him.

Ah, one of those first Viggorli shots. With Viggo still wearing long hair and Orlando still looking surprisingly sexy in that horrible buzzcut. Wah, the chemistry. They should've been together, and I don't give a damn about petite blond women who adopt way too many dogs.

Sir Ian, the one who rules show-business gaydom and does spork-inducing leather trousers photoshoots. He's piss funny though. I know, because I downloaded some of his personal end-of-LotR diary and laughed my arse off. :)