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loony_moonyHave been to the doctor today. It seems I like cleaning my ears a bit too much, I have managed to irritate my inner right ear, so next few days I'm taking a medication for it. Have started this evening and it already feels better. Of course, the two Tylenols I'd taken might've also helped. ;D
White light makes me happy, I have just decided. Bahahahahaha, and you people say that Orlando Bloom is boring. How come it's always his parts that're ALWAYS amusing in the EEs? (not that I've seen the EE, mind you -NO SPOILING GRRRR!-)
Ahahahahaha!!! *clutches stomach* I'm sorry![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
lunarennui but that is just too damn funneh. Go Viggo! *sniggers*
Oh, my god. Have everybody seen The Theban Band's new (and NC-17 SO KIDDIS DON'T LOOK) LotR art? Don't they just RULE? My god, their Haldir is always so heartbreakingly beautiful!
"Orlando, can I remove the towel now? It's getting a bit warm in here..."
Orli: "NO YOU CAN'T! I'M STILL CHANGING!"
"Didn't disturb you to change in front of me before..."
Orli: "Yeah, well that was before you slapped me with the towel!"
"Yeah, and I've been head-butted for that already. Can I remove the towel please? I'm getting sand into my eyes."
Orli: "Nononono. You voyeur you. *huffs*"
*plaintively* "I only taught you that word yesterday, and you STILL don't know how to use it. I'm going to take off that towel now." *starts removing the towel*
Orli: "MEEP!" *trying to dress quickly, gets stuck in the leggings*
Johnny: "Here, let me help you with that" *goes on his knees*
...
"Pickaboo, I see you."
"GARGH!"
His hair looks a bit....red. Dyeing much, Orlando? (also, curse you to Mary Sue With Legolas Hell for going to vacation in Cayman Islands you elf h0)
Oy! He used to shave his armpits, the h0!
Orlando Bloom has bodily hair, yet another myth utterly ruined. *laments*
Oh.....god.....
1. When did he have the time to acquire those pecs?
2. WHY can that woman check him out in person AND I CAN'T? OH, THE BLOODY UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL! >:O!!!
*jumps around like a rabid puppy* Domorli? Domorli? Yeah? :D
...
No?
Goddammit.
*cackles at Elijah's styling*
"Oh yeah, and today we decided to give Elijah a styling that will look totally unnatural on him! Aren't you proud?"
I mean, this is like WORSE than the "Vogue" photoshoot, I didn't think that's POSSIBLE!
Mmmmm...Dom looks good in blond, yesyes. *covets pretty hobbits*
Isn't it just wrong that Billy Boyd, even in his most serious expression STILL looks younger than Sean Astin?
Isn't this piccie SUCH a classic "Hobbits" moment? (well, besides the whole jumpy-freaky thing :D) I mean, Elijah tries YET AGAIN to get his eyes to pop out of their sockets all by themselves *tutts*, Dom and Billy are *cough* good mates *cough cough*, and Sean Astin tries to prove again that he's not a fat Hobbit. I mean, guh, you lost weight, isn't that enough? You don't have to go all Kung Fu Master on me, missy! Hmph.
-This is a short pause during which you can marvel at Dan's radiant eyes, pouty lips, shapely eyebrows, bed hair and utterly "omg I would look sooooo good in a BDSM scene don't you think all of you smutters?" screaming bloody cuts on his face.
*cough*
Not that I'd noticed, oh no.
Was I saying something? *readjusts nonexistent halo*-
Next caps are courtesy ofleggyslove who rules The House O'Bloomettes, aka She Who Has The Most Changeable Current Mood (either "asfsdjskfsjkf" or "iwannafuckornaldobloom") -
Elijah: "yes, my Viggo imitation is most impressive, don't you think?"
Viggo: *cracks knuckles off sound stage* *or maybe forehead*
You just don't see piccis when Orlando is smiling like that anymore, like, REALLY smiling. You just don't. Believe me, I know. That guy is not happy much lately.
tocomfortyou!!! WHITE LIGHT! WHITE LIGHT! ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!!
Legolas: "What's Sugarplum anyway?"
Moonay: *squirms uneasily* " I....don't think I'm the right person for you to ask that..."
Legolas: "No! seriously! What's sugarplum?"
Moonay: "Alright, you asked for it."
*sighs*
*whispers in his ear what sugarplum is*
Legolas: "GYAH! YOU MORTALS ARE *INSANE* AND VERY VERY SICK INDEED!"
Bloomettes: *to moonay* "WHAT did tell him exactly?! *ragerage*"
Moonay: "Well, since I don't know what sugarplum is myself, I merely told him the version I've seen of it in porn movies."
Bloomettes: "You WHAT? KIIIILL!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!"
Legolas: "........I want my mommy"
Moonay: "What does SHE know? She's 23942382428929 years old!"
Bloomettes: "chase moonay around*
Side note: Everyone should sing Wagner. Seriously. I've just been to a rehearsal today that made me laugh my arse off. Or my ears. Okay, ear, whatever. Picky picky readers! *tutts again and goes reading LotR slash*
EDIT: You wanna see a Mary-Sue-fic smackdown? Go read whatavadriel wrote as a pseudo MST of a MS fic. She never posted it as a review because she's far too nice. I, however, find this immensly funny and very to the point. Specially when it comes from a good OC writer. :)
White light makes me happy, I have just decided. Bahahahahaha, and you people say that Orlando Bloom is boring. How come it's always his parts that're ALWAYS amusing in the EEs? (not that I've seen the EE, mind you -NO SPOILING GRRRR!-)
Ahahahahaha!!! *clutches stomach* I'm sorry
lunarennui but that is just too damn funneh. Go Viggo! *sniggers*Oh, my god. Have everybody seen The Theban Band's new (and NC-17 SO KIDDIS DON'T LOOK) LotR art? Don't they just RULE? My god, their Haldir is always so heartbreakingly beautiful!
"Orlando, can I remove the towel now? It's getting a bit warm in here..."
Orli: "NO YOU CAN'T! I'M STILL CHANGING!"
"Didn't disturb you to change in front of me before..."
Orli: "Yeah, well that was before you slapped me with the towel!"
"Yeah, and I've been head-butted for that already. Can I remove the towel please? I'm getting sand into my eyes."
Orli: "Nononono. You voyeur you. *huffs*"
*plaintively* "I only taught you that word yesterday, and you STILL don't know how to use it. I'm going to take off that towel now." *starts removing the towel*
Orli: "MEEP!" *trying to dress quickly, gets stuck in the leggings*
Johnny: "Here, let me help you with that" *goes on his knees*
...
"Pickaboo, I see you."
"GARGH!"
His hair looks a bit....red. Dyeing much, Orlando? (also, curse you to Mary Sue With Legolas Hell for going to vacation in Cayman Islands you elf h0)
Oy! He used to shave his armpits, the h0!
Orlando Bloom has bodily hair, yet another myth utterly ruined. *laments*
Oh.....god.....
1. When did he have the time to acquire those pecs?
2. WHY can that woman check him out in person AND I CAN'T? OH, THE BLOODY UNFAIRNESS OF IT ALL! >:O!!!
*jumps around like a rabid puppy* Domorli? Domorli? Yeah? :D
...
No?
Goddammit.
*cackles at Elijah's styling*
"Oh yeah, and today we decided to give Elijah a styling that will look totally unnatural on him! Aren't you proud?"
I mean, this is like WORSE than the "Vogue" photoshoot, I didn't think that's POSSIBLE!
Mmmmm...Dom looks good in blond, yesyes. *covets pretty hobbits*
Isn't it just wrong that Billy Boyd, even in his most serious expression STILL looks younger than Sean Astin?
Isn't this piccie SUCH a classic "Hobbits" moment? (well, besides the whole jumpy-freaky thing :D) I mean, Elijah tries YET AGAIN to get his eyes to pop out of their sockets all by themselves *tutts*, Dom and Billy are *cough* good mates *cough cough*, and Sean Astin tries to prove again that he's not a fat Hobbit. I mean, guh, you lost weight, isn't that enough? You don't have to go all Kung Fu Master on me, missy! Hmph.
-This is a short pause during which you can marvel at Dan's radiant eyes, pouty lips, shapely eyebrows, bed hair and utterly "omg I would look sooooo good in a BDSM scene don't you think all of you smutters?" screaming bloody cuts on his face.
*cough*
Not that I'd noticed, oh no.
Was I saying something? *readjusts nonexistent halo*-
Next caps are courtesy of
leggyslove who rules The House O'Bloomettes, aka She Who Has The Most Changeable Current Mood (either "asfsdjskfsjkf" or "iwannafuckornaldobloom") - Elijah: "yes, my Viggo imitation is most impressive, don't you think?"
Viggo: *cracks knuckles off sound stage* *or maybe forehead*
You just don't see piccis when Orlando is smiling like that anymore, like, REALLY smiling. You just don't. Believe me, I know. That guy is not happy much lately.
tocomfortyou!!! WHITE LIGHT! WHITE LIGHT! ROTFFLMFAO!!!!!!!! Legolas: "What's Sugarplum anyway?"
Moonay: *squirms uneasily* " I....don't think I'm the right person for you to ask that..."
Legolas: "No! seriously! What's sugarplum?"
Moonay: "Alright, you asked for it."
*sighs*
*whispers in his ear what sugarplum is*
Legolas: "GYAH! YOU MORTALS ARE *INSANE* AND VERY VERY SICK INDEED!"
Bloomettes: *to moonay* "WHAT did tell him exactly?! *ragerage*"
Moonay: "Well, since I don't know what sugarplum is myself, I merely told him the version I've seen of it in porn movies."
Bloomettes: "You WHAT? KIIIILL!!! KILL!!!!!!!!!"
Legolas: "........I want my mommy"
Moonay: "What does SHE know? She's 23942382428929 years old!"
Bloomettes: "chase moonay around*
Side note: Everyone should sing Wagner. Seriously. I've just been to a rehearsal today that made me laugh my arse off. Or my ears. Okay, ear, whatever. Picky picky readers! *tutts again and goes reading LotR slash*
EDIT: You wanna see a Mary-Sue-fic smackdown? Go read what
avadriel wrote as a pseudo MST of a MS fic. She never posted it as a review because she's far too nice. I, however, find this immensly funny and very to the point. Specially when it comes from a good OC writer. :)
