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Nov. 30th, 2003 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonySo, to summerize my last post: "Transformation"/Carol Berg = UTTERLY UNSATISFYING, SLASH-SPEAKING. AND I BLAME IT ALL ON ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
mistful WHO RAISED HOPES IN ME FOR SOME FANTASY SLASH. FANTASY SLASH MY ARSE. I HATE UST! GAH!
Now that I have proven my mental maturity, we can start the post. :)
How compatible are you and your friends?
I suppose 89% isn't bad, right? *leers atadela711 and wonders when can she start Teh Molesting :D*
Ahahahah, have just found out that if you hear "Half Fling" in the background while watching the "Head Butting" clip, the results are very amusing indeed. Everyone should try it. :D
Mreheh! Picspam time!
Mwahahaha. Due to my utter evilness, my birthday picspam is going to deal with the next 2 subjects:
- some of the funniest pics I have (including MST, yes...), some you haven't seen in a long time, or yet.
- Why I think the guy who plays Goyle is shaggable.
BAHAHAHAH!!!
My mom sent me this a couple of days ago and I thought it was cackle-worthy. ;)
Mwahahaha,fyrie sent this to me. Why she called it "dragqueen" is beyond my comprehension though. Fyre, you should really do something about that inner canon!legolas in your head, you know. He takes over at most unfortunate moments. >:D
Oy Di, this is what I was talking about when you tried not to fall asleep on the keyboard. I can see many![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
scandeleuses liking the next manip as well. ;D
Mreheheheh, I have a few more of those. Only people who have read Tolkien's records of the elves would understand all the jokes. I love those things. ;D
Oh god....so much material...where to begin? *rubs hands in a decidedly evil manner*
Dom: "Look at my cute little smile, don't I look like a really fluffy bunny you wanna cuddle? You really think fluffy bunnies can orgy their nights away with an entire flock of Lakers' cheerleaders? Do you?"
Sean: "Actually, I look even cuddlier. Don't listen to people who tell you I spent the night with Carson Daily."
Billy: "Hee, Liv's boobies, hee. I like it here."
Liv: "Woah! I'm pretty and stupid! Worship me MTV lovers!"
Elijah:"Orlando! Is the thing that presses onto my lower back what I think it is? Gyah!"
Orli: "Ummmm.....uhn, er, ummmm......big smile to the camera Lij, that's a good boy."
When I see this pic, all I can think of is: Elijah's legs are spread almost wantonly and Dom is SMIRKING, the little fiend. Also, Billy looks...miffed about something. Maybe because Lij's arse is squishing him, but really, isn't think supposed to be GOOD? And....OMFG, DOM IS POINTING *A CARROT* TO LIJ'S ARSE. OMFG HOBBITS ARE THE ESSENCE OF *SLASH*. XD
Mrehehehe! Legolas and his rage attacks, tut tut. >:)
Johnny: *eyes raking up and down Orli's body* *opens another button in his shirt*
Orli: "Are you trying to sell me a carpet? *snigger*"
Johnny: "Nope, just proving my point."
Orli: "That you can look like a skinny burned leather bag?"
Johnny: "No, but nice imagery though. More like the fact you can't take your eyes off my newly exposed skin, you shameless hussy."
Orli: "I am not looking at your chest! *pout*"
Johnny: *knowing smile, winking at slashers* "Oh yes you are. And right now you're contemplating whether it tastes like milk chocolate, or just looks like it."
(btw, cap is byshadowmyst)
And now - Reasons As To Why Moonay Wants To Snog Goyle's Actor's Pants Off
Um, not the best beginning. Um, because Goyle's got good looking, immoral little wretches for best friends? *smiles sheepishly*(actually I brought this because I thought Draco looked extremely yummy in this cap and I couldn't resist his sneering and snarling charms ;D)
Draco: "Hey, planty planty planty! Have a pinky to su---OW!"
Goyle: "Heh heh, second time this week. Draco and his affinity to sucking. Okay, bad image. Oh shit."
Moonay: *moons* Just look at him! Isn't his smile just purrrrfect?
Readers: O_O
Moonay: *exasperatedly* Not FLINT'S smile you imbeciles! GOYLE'S smile!
Readers: O_O How can you look at another but Draco? Just look at him! Isn't his face just purrrrfect?
Moonay: I feel copied.
Crabbe: "To show my Slytherin malevolence, I shall now...look pudgily disturbed."
Draco: "I shall now overdo my smirk. Can't you just SEE the Potter-Spit already forming in my mouth?"
Crabbe: "Potter Spit? In what way?"
Draco: "Shuddurp Crabbe."
Goyle: "I shall now raise an eyebrow and look at you smoulderingly and be the suave Slytherin that I am, even if I am a little on the chubby side."
Draco: "No no no. Nobody in he Slytherin house, or the rest of Hogwarts for that matter, should be suave but me."
Goyle: "Who are you kidding?"
Snape: *cough*
Draco: *trying to look the model student* *looks mildly constipated* *gives up* *smirks* "Nevermind, I shall soon glare at mudbloods anyway, so it doesn't matter is McGonaguttermindedgryff likes me or not."
Goyle: *plays with wand* "To be a wizard, or not to be. How bad can muggle life be when you don't have to put up with a snotty paroxided little twerp all the time in a non sexual manner?"
Crabbe: *looks like a pudge*
Draco: *looks like a Barbie Doll*
Goyle: *looks like a MAN*
Moonay: *delivers the smackdown*
I hereby declare this young pec-ish man to be my own pervy property, bahahaha.
HAPPY SMUTTY BIRTHDAY DIANA! WUVS AND KISSES (OR MAYBE JUST SMOOCHIES AND B00BYING)!!!
Oy,arsey and companions in JC Ferrero coveting - spam will occur the next few days. I t was a bit too much to have the spam of the birthday AND Mosquito the same post. MMmkay? :D
Mmmmmmm....LotR and HP slavery fics, mmmmmmm.....
mistful WHO RAISED HOPES IN ME FOR SOME FANTASY SLASH. FANTASY SLASH MY ARSE. I HATE UST! GAH!Now that I have proven my mental maturity, we can start the post. :)
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I suppose 89% isn't bad, right? *leers at
adela711 and wonders when can she start Teh Molesting :D*Ahahahah, have just found out that if you hear "Half Fling" in the background while watching the "Head Butting" clip, the results are very amusing indeed. Everyone should try it. :D
Mreheh! Picspam time!
Mwahahaha. Due to my utter evilness, my birthday picspam is going to deal with the next 2 subjects:
- some of the funniest pics I have (including MST, yes...), some you haven't seen in a long time, or yet.
- Why I think the guy who plays Goyle is shaggable.
BAHAHAHAH!!!
My mom sent me this a couple of days ago and I thought it was cackle-worthy. ;)
Mwahahaha,
fyrie sent this to me. Why she called it "dragqueen" is beyond my comprehension though. Fyre, you should really do something about that inner canon!legolas in your head, you know. He takes over at most unfortunate moments. >:D Oy Di, this is what I was talking about when you tried not to fall asleep on the keyboard. I can see many
scandeleuses liking the next manip as well. ;D Mreheheheh, I have a few more of those. Only people who have read Tolkien's records of the elves would understand all the jokes. I love those things. ;D
Oh god....so much material...where to begin? *rubs hands in a decidedly evil manner*
Dom: "Look at my cute little smile, don't I look like a really fluffy bunny you wanna cuddle? You really think fluffy bunnies can orgy their nights away with an entire flock of Lakers' cheerleaders? Do you?"
Sean: "Actually, I look even cuddlier. Don't listen to people who tell you I spent the night with Carson Daily."
Billy: "Hee, Liv's boobies, hee. I like it here."
Liv: "Woah! I'm pretty and stupid! Worship me MTV lovers!"
Elijah:"Orlando! Is the thing that presses onto my lower back what I think it is? Gyah!"
Orli: "Ummmm.....uhn, er, ummmm......big smile to the camera Lij, that's a good boy."
When I see this pic, all I can think of is: Elijah's legs are spread almost wantonly and Dom is SMIRKING, the little fiend. Also, Billy looks...miffed about something. Maybe because Lij's arse is squishing him, but really, isn't think supposed to be GOOD? And....OMFG, DOM IS POINTING *A CARROT* TO LIJ'S ARSE. OMFG HOBBITS ARE THE ESSENCE OF *SLASH*. XD
Mrehehehe! Legolas and his rage attacks, tut tut. >:)
Johnny: *eyes raking up and down Orli's body* *opens another button in his shirt*
Orli: "Are you trying to sell me a carpet? *snigger*"
Johnny: "Nope, just proving my point."
Orli: "That you can look like a skinny burned leather bag?"
Johnny: "No, but nice imagery though. More like the fact you can't take your eyes off my newly exposed skin, you shameless hussy."
Orli: "I am not looking at your chest! *pout*"
Johnny: *knowing smile, winking at slashers* "Oh yes you are. And right now you're contemplating whether it tastes like milk chocolate, or just looks like it."
(btw, cap is by
shadowmyst) And now - Reasons As To Why Moonay Wants To Snog Goyle's Actor's Pants Off
Um, not the best beginning. Um, because Goyle's got good looking, immoral little wretches for best friends? *smiles sheepishly*(actually I brought this because I thought Draco looked extremely yummy in this cap and I couldn't resist his sneering and snarling charms ;D)
Draco: "Hey, planty planty planty! Have a pinky to su---OW!"
Goyle: "Heh heh, second time this week. Draco and his affinity to sucking. Okay, bad image. Oh shit."
Moonay: *moons* Just look at him! Isn't his smile just purrrrfect?
Readers: O_O
Moonay: *exasperatedly* Not FLINT'S smile you imbeciles! GOYLE'S smile!
Readers: O_O How can you look at another but Draco? Just look at him! Isn't his face just purrrrfect?
Moonay: I feel copied.
Crabbe: "To show my Slytherin malevolence, I shall now...look pudgily disturbed."
Draco: "I shall now overdo my smirk. Can't you just SEE the Potter-Spit already forming in my mouth?"
Crabbe: "Potter Spit? In what way?"
Draco: "Shuddurp Crabbe."
Goyle: "I shall now raise an eyebrow and look at you smoulderingly and be the suave Slytherin that I am, even if I am a little on the chubby side."
Draco: "No no no. Nobody in he Slytherin house, or the rest of Hogwarts for that matter, should be suave but me."
Goyle: "Who are you kidding?"
Snape: *cough*
Draco: *trying to look the model student* *looks mildly constipated* *gives up* *smirks* "Nevermind, I shall soon glare at mudbloods anyway, so it doesn't matter is McGonaguttermindedgryff likes me or not."
Goyle: *plays with wand* "To be a wizard, or not to be. How bad can muggle life be when you don't have to put up with a snotty paroxided little twerp all the time in a non sexual manner?"
Crabbe: *looks like a pudge*
Draco: *looks like a Barbie Doll*
Goyle: *looks like a MAN*
Moonay: *delivers the smackdown*
I hereby declare this young pec-ish man to be my own pervy property, bahahaha.
HAPPY SMUTTY BIRTHDAY DIANA! WUVS AND KISSES (OR MAYBE JUST SMOOCHIES AND B00BYING)!!!
Oy,
arsey and companions in JC Ferrero coveting - spam will occur the next few days. I t was a bit too much to have the spam of the birthday AND Mosquito the same post. MMmkay? :DMmmmmmm....LotR and HP slavery fics, mmmmmmm.....
