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loony_moonyHi hello I'm addicted to "House M.D.", and not afraid to admit it. I'm driving all my friends mad inbetween new episodes because I simply can't wait for them. I am 5 years old mentally, apparently. Hee. So if anyone has any clue about a super seekrit community for downloading episodes I will be their little love slave forever and ever. Or until I get Hugh Laurie in my bed. HA.
Also, SGA. Oh god. Who knew Sci-Fi could be such utter slashy CRACK. Certainly not me. Fantasy fan through and through here. Yes I am behind the rest of the world by 30 years or so, but hey, do I care? No, no I do not.
Which is not to say that I still don't love Harry Potter, LotR or RPS of course, but hee! Shiny fandoms!
And now that everyone officially thinks I'm out of my mind,
And with that I bid you good picspam! :D
Also, SGA. Oh god. Who knew Sci-Fi could be such utter slashy CRACK. Certainly not me. Fantasy fan through and through here. Yes I am behind the rest of the world by 30 years or so, but hey, do I care? No, no I do not.
Which is not to say that I still don't love Harry Potter, LotR or RPS of course, but hee! Shiny fandoms!
And now that everyone officially thinks I'm out of my mind,
Am I the only one thinking that Eric Bana eating a banana is not only funny in the really-really-immature way (Eric Banananana!), but also in the truly slashy way? Because hm, his mouth can sure open wide. >:D (and I still think that shrinetolust's "Married" fic is the hottest RPS ever written)
Beckett/McKay! SQUEE. I mean, not as good as Sheppard/McKay, but kinda close in the "ooooh two really hot men together and they're scientists and they're STILL HOT!" kind of way. I mean, one could always imagine Sheppard getting really really jealous over this and now I'm overanalyzing but still! HANDSES!
Truly ancient, but one can NEVER get enough of the image of Ewan McGregor and Jude Law having breakfast in bed. And Jude having a morning-after cigar.And matching PJs. It's like a really kinky fantasy of the gay stylist coming true. Oooooh. Okay excuse me I need to bask in the mental images. Yes, again. ;)
Because TWINS. THEY RULE. THEY O0WNZ0RZ YOUR ARSES. And really, Hogwarts with people not hairstyle-challenged? OMG THE APOCALYPSE.
And now I give you MI:3!JRM! He's geeky! He's got kitten hair! He makes a silly mic look like some obscene sex toy simply with the existence of his lips!
Now if only MI:3 miraculously didn't include Satan Cruise I would actually enjoy it.
Because it's Lucius and I still want to shag him eleventy ways till Sunday.
You know what would REALLY make me happy? Piccis of Paul Bettany wearing as little as possible. REALLY REALLY HAPPY.
Yes, Brix, I'm looking at YOU. AHEM.
However, in the absence of SAID NEKKID PICTURES I give you snazzy-suit!Paul!
He's tall! He's blond! His eyes are bedroom gold!Lichtenstein! Lichtenstein! (can you notice I've been watching "A Knight's Tale" waaaaay too many times last weekend?)
Speaking of bedroom eyes, how about Cillian "your gaze is like a rainbow that ends in my pants" Murhpy's eyes? Sure, his hairstyle is awful and the colour of his stubble doesn't match the colour of his hair, but who the fuck cares when it's THOSE EYES?
Oh, Cillian. You make me want to do kinky things to you while you're in drag, which is a thing I've never wished before on a living, breathing man. GAH.
And yes, I totally Amazoned BoP and I'm going to make a BAZILLION caps from it HA.
For a change of mood, here is why Cate Blanchett is one of the most beautiful human beings on this planet. She even makes Orlando "PRETTY" Bloom look, uh, less pretty? She even beats him in the cheekbones competition! Oh Cate, I would have your lesbian babies if you didn't already have two of your own.
And so, to assert my belief that men are still shaggable, here is Jared Padaleckigodwhatisthathorridname all sweaty and dirty and bed worthy.
Now, in general I make a rule that men who look like that usually SMELL like that too, but since it looks so magazine-photoshoot-fake, I don't mind. And anyway, byceps! And tight tight denim! Mmmmmm.
Ah, Joe Flanigan. You have the best hair EVER EVER, and apparently you're so hairy you make Chewbakka look like he's had a bikini wax all over his body. But hey, I'm not planning on shagging your skinny arse anytime soon, so who cares! I shall drool over your pictures and imagine how your character molests David Hewlett's character repeatedly in various out-of-space situations instead!
Oh oh OH hello Tom Welling. You see, I don't watch Smallville. I know it's utterly slashy and it's superman and Tom Welling and Michael Rosenbaum are so delectable, but I still don't find it appealling. That is, until a pic like THIS surfaces. This is like every kink/bloodplay fantasy ever fantasized, and I dare you to say otherwise. Heh, that is, if I even made sense. OH GOD DELECTABLE. Okay done now. Till the next yummy Tom Welling pic!
BWEE! HEWLETTSNOG! HEWLETTSNOG! *GLEE!*
Oh yes, JRM. How I love it when you're sharply dressed and doing THAT look. Mmmmmm.
On the other hand, what the fuck are you doing in here?!
As we said, Jared Padaleckiwhatthefuckishisname is very very shag worthy. VERY. HNNNNNNG.
You don't even want to KNOW what was my first thought when I saw this.
Jack: wtf. when I said I wanted him on a sling I didn't mean for BBQ
And to end the picspam, here is the cutest picture EVER EVER EVER OMG. :DDD
shrinetolust's "Married" fic is the hottest RPS ever written)Beckett/McKay! SQUEE. I mean, not as good as Sheppard/McKay, but kinda close in the "ooooh two really hot men together and they're scientists and they're STILL HOT!" kind of way. I mean, one could always imagine Sheppard getting really really jealous over this and now I'm overanalyzing but still! HANDSES!
Truly ancient, but one can NEVER get enough of the image of Ewan McGregor and Jude Law having breakfast in bed. And Jude having a morning-after cigar.And matching PJs. It's like a really kinky fantasy of the gay stylist coming true. Oooooh. Okay excuse me I need to bask in the mental images. Yes, again. ;)
Because TWINS. THEY RULE. THEY O0WNZ0RZ YOUR ARSES. And really, Hogwarts with people not hairstyle-challenged? OMG THE APOCALYPSE.
And now I give you MI:3!JRM! He's geeky! He's got kitten hair! He makes a silly mic look like some obscene sex toy simply with the existence of his lips!
Now if only MI:3 miraculously didn't include Satan Cruise I would actually enjoy it.
Because it's Lucius and I still want to shag him eleventy ways till Sunday.
You know what would REALLY make me happy? Piccis of Paul Bettany wearing as little as possible. REALLY REALLY HAPPY.
Yes, Brix, I'm looking at YOU. AHEM.
However, in the absence of SAID NEKKID PICTURES I give you snazzy-suit!Paul!
He's tall! He's blond! His eyes are bedroom gold!
Speaking of bedroom eyes, how about Cillian "your gaze is like a rainbow that ends in my pants" Murhpy's eyes? Sure, his hairstyle is awful and the colour of his stubble doesn't match the colour of his hair, but who the fuck cares when it's THOSE EYES?
Oh, Cillian. You make me want to do kinky things to you while you're in drag, which is a thing I've never wished before on a living, breathing man. GAH.
And yes, I totally Amazoned BoP and I'm going to make a BAZILLION caps from it HA.
For a change of mood, here is why Cate Blanchett is one of the most beautiful human beings on this planet. She even makes Orlando "PRETTY" Bloom look, uh, less pretty? She even beats him in the cheekbones competition! Oh Cate, I would have your lesbian babies if you didn't already have two of your own.
And so, to assert my belief that men are still shaggable, here is Jared Padaleckigodwhatisthathorridname all sweaty and dirty and bed worthy.
Now, in general I make a rule that men who look like that usually SMELL like that too, but since it looks so magazine-photoshoot-fake, I don't mind. And anyway, byceps! And tight tight denim! Mmmmmm.
Ah, Joe Flanigan. You have the best hair EVER EVER, and apparently you're so hairy you make Chewbakka look like he's had a bikini wax all over his body. But hey, I'm not planning on shagging your skinny arse anytime soon, so who cares! I shall drool over your pictures and imagine how your character molests David Hewlett's character repeatedly in various out-of-space situations instead!
Oh oh OH hello Tom Welling. You see, I don't watch Smallville. I know it's utterly slashy and it's superman and Tom Welling and Michael Rosenbaum are so delectable, but I still don't find it appealling. That is, until a pic like THIS surfaces. This is like every kink/bloodplay fantasy ever fantasized, and I dare you to say otherwise. Heh, that is, if I even made sense. OH GOD DELECTABLE. Okay done now. Till the next yummy Tom Welling pic!
BWEE! HEWLETTSNOG! HEWLETTSNOG! *GLEE!*
Oh yes, JRM. How I love it when you're sharply dressed and doing THAT look. Mmmmmm.
On the other hand, what the fuck are you doing in here?!
As we said, Jared Padaleckiwhatthefuckishisname is very very shag worthy. VERY. HNNNNNNG.
You don't even want to KNOW what was my first thought when I saw this.
And to end the picspam, here is the cutest picture EVER EVER EVER OMG. :DDD
And with that I bid you good picspam! :D
