Ugh! (also GIP)
Nov. 25th, 2008 10:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonySo here's the thing. I got my ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-community.gif)
spn_j2_xmas assignment, and it's awesome. It's seriously awesome. I got a giftee so well-matched to what I normally sprout, it's like magic, and said giftee wrote prompts that are nothing short of made of WIN. I want to write not one fic, but like TEN.
But then, oh then, my brain decides to SPAZ and give me the stink eye and sound a lot like Dr. House. So let's just call my brain GREG PADACKLES.
MOONAY: Woooooo! Prompts! Shiny, shiny prompts! Let's write LOADS OF FIC.
GREG PADACKLES: *grunt*
MOONAY: Here! See? 400 words of shiny beautiful Jensen! Aw, it's going to be awesome!
PADACKLES: I'm sorry, what? AHAHAHAHA.
MOONAY:...why are you laughing at me.
PADACKLES: You honestly think you're going to write a long fic with a porny ending? Think again. Come back next year, when I'm not burnt out from the last time you tried that.
MOONAY: IT WAS NINE MONTHS AGO. GET OVER IT, ASSFACE.
PADACKLES: YOU CAN'T CALL YOUR OWN BRAIN ASSFACE.
MOONAY: I JUST DID. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
PADACKLES: Well, for one thing, remind you that YOU HATE WRITING PORN. For another, that YOU HATE WRITING UST. Also that your Jensen sucks.
MOONAY: You know WHAT, continue like this and I'll make you watch GOSSIP GIRL.
PADACKLES: You wouldn't DARE.
....and that's why I'm avoiding my assignment.
Anyone else having writing woes?
spn_j2_xmas assignment, and it's awesome. It's seriously awesome. I got a giftee so well-matched to what I normally sprout, it's like magic, and said giftee wrote prompts that are nothing short of made of WIN. I want to write not one fic, but like TEN.But then, oh then, my brain decides to SPAZ and give me the stink eye and sound a lot like Dr. House. So let's just call my brain GREG PADACKLES.
MOONAY: Woooooo! Prompts! Shiny, shiny prompts! Let's write LOADS OF FIC.
GREG PADACKLES: *grunt*
MOONAY: Here! See? 400 words of shiny beautiful Jensen! Aw, it's going to be awesome!
PADACKLES: I'm sorry, what? AHAHAHAHA.
MOONAY:...why are you laughing at me.
PADACKLES: You honestly think you're going to write a long fic with a porny ending? Think again. Come back next year, when I'm not burnt out from the last time you tried that.
MOONAY: IT WAS NINE MONTHS AGO. GET OVER IT, ASSFACE.
PADACKLES: YOU CAN'T CALL YOUR OWN BRAIN ASSFACE.
MOONAY: I JUST DID. WHATCHA GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
PADACKLES: Well, for one thing, remind you that YOU HATE WRITING PORN. For another, that YOU HATE WRITING UST. Also that your Jensen sucks.
MOONAY: You know WHAT, continue like this and I'll make you watch GOSSIP GIRL.
PADACKLES: You wouldn't DARE.
....and that's why I'm avoiding my assignment.
Anyone else having writing woes?
