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Title: Four Times Jensen Ackles Got A Valentine Chocolate (And Wished He Had A Pickaxe) And One Time He Didn't
Author:

loony_moony
Pairing: Jensen/Danneel, Jared/Jensen
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 264
Warnings: THIS MAKES NO SENSE WTF
A/N: READ THE ABOVE LINE AGAIN
Disclaimer: Oh god what am I making them dooooo (not mine NOPE YIKES)

Four Times Jensen Ackles Got A Valentine Chocolate (And Wished He Had A Pickaxe) And One Time He Didn't

One

Dear Jensina,

Valentine's Day means I have to buy my girl flowers and chocolate.

So here you go.

Love,

D.

PS: Is Jared still on the floor? Kick the fucker for me

PPS: Withholding nookie from me for this gift only makes you a bigger girl. Don't bitch.

♥♥♥

Two

Dear Sex-Starved Douchebag,

Preempting with Godiva is not going to save you.

Love,

The person you might get to fuck next time you're in LA

PS: NO, NOT PARIS HILTON. Kick him again, will ya.

♥♥♥

Three

Dearest Jensenest personest everest,

My love for you is like climbing a mountain; hard and long.
My love for you is like eating a burger; longing for beef.
My love for you is like giving Sadie a new toy; happiness till the bitter ~~come~~outcome.
My love for you is like lighting a Christmas tree; possibly electrifying.

In short, aren't you happy you're not straight.

Love,

Jared, world's best homo

PS: What did I ever do to Danneel? OW.

♥♥♥

Four

Dear Jensen, my one and only love FOREVER AND EVER,

Roses are red (like your eyes when you sleep with the contacts on),

Violets are blue (like the colour you turn when you try to keep up with Harley when he runs, and he has a bad thigh),

You will get me flowers,

If you don't want me to set fangirls on you and scare you shitless.

Maybe I should write a haiku instead:

Your bowleggedness
Makes forty year-long cowboys
Look like they stand straight

WE SHOULD GET MARRIED.

Love,

:) JARED :)

♥♥♥

Five