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[loony_moony]

This week we had The Relatives from Abroad visit from hell. Not because of the relatives, who were adorable and young, but because of the YIDDISCHE AUNTS who SWARMED the house GAAAAAAAAAAH. It's like, MY NIGHTMARE COMING TRUE. But then I got to see The Elijah Wood Baby! And her parents even AGREED she looks like Elijah Wood! Ha, victory.

Oh god what  A SEX GOD gaaaaaaah.

Oh my god HOW COULD I MISS THIS VIGDOM KISS?! WHEN DID IT HAPPEN? HOW CAN THEY BE SO GODDAMN HOT WHEN THEY ARE BOTH STRAIGHT?

Oh my god, that is Teh Isaacs' Smouldering Glance Of Doom. The one that will get ANYONE who WALKS and HAS A WORKING VAGINA, even if he twirls that goddamn moustache and flares his (admittedly large) nostrils.

Oh, it's the Pythons and they're NEKKID! All except Graham Chapman and John Cleese (but then we've already seen John Cleese's fine figure on many lovely occasions).

Before you diss me for posting Orlando AGAIN, let me just say that this will be the ONLY Orlando pic in this post, and it only appears because he has ONE FUCKABLE TONGUE. And you know what I mean. It's just so WIDE and BIG. Too bad a tongue doesn't reflect on the cock eh? >;)

You needn't be a mental patient Alan! I'd restrain you ANYTIME! ;D

Ah, oops. But this one is here only because he officially has MY HAIR. Which is SCARY. VERY SCARY. For ME.

Viggo snogging yet ANOTHER Hobbit! Ooooh it looks thorough. *shamlessly ogles Viggo's enraptured attention look on his face*  You kiss that Hobbit till he sees stars. Hell yeah. *is quite hot and humid now*

Mmmm longhair Jason. Blond really does suit him better eh. ;) Also shaving. And dressing like a ponce. And being evil. And shagging Harry Potter. *cough* *feels like a Lucius/Harry comeback is in order*

Keanu's arse. Ogle it minions! Oooooh he has such a nice muscle there I just want to bi---

THAT is Alan Rickman. Correction: THAT is a INCREDIBLY SHAGGABLE Alan Rickman. Second correction: That is an INCREDIBLY SHAGGABLE Alan Rickman whose looks finally match his voice! GAH!

GAH GAH GAH!

Oh the eyes. And the sweat/moist/WHATEVERIT'SHOTSOYEAH. And he's holding ANOTHER MAN'S FACE. GAAAAAAAAAH.

*wails* Will you stop looking so sexy? Please? That way I'll be able to survive it till GoF! THEN you can whatever you want with whoever you want! (preferably in the blond getup)

Heh, it looks like the industrial-sized pots of make-up have been officially passed from Tom Felton's make up artist to Dan's. And his hair! Argh! His Hair!

That is the only time I have ever seen Viggo's chest hairless. He should do that more often. >:)

Keep cool mah bebez! :D

Comments

[mimulus-arbutus.livejournal.com]

woah, that is harry potter in blushing-bridal makeup. ew.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

OMG NO MY EYES SPORK SPORK

[amariel.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Tank you for the picspam! I had forgotten the Keanu pic, a mini version of that one used to be my harddrive icon for years! I've always wondered if the guy who got my old computer at work appreciated it as much as I did...

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Hahahaha! It was very worthy of being iconed, yes. A very iconable butt. ;)

[thysanotus.livejournal.com]

asdjkhdljfkh!!

*this is a recorded message. thysan is currently incapacitated. please leave your message after the beep.


beep.*

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

"h-hello? are you there? it's, er, orlando. i thought we had an arrangement for some fun time. um, i guess not. kk, off to shag kate. bye."

>:)

[redbowties.livejournal.com]

There's an Elijah Wood Baby? And its a she? Aw, how cute <3

GUH JASON AND ALAN.

GUH GUH GUH.

They are honestly the only reason I can't wait until GoF -- oh that and the soundtrack! I read in Q the other day that Franz were rumored to have done a song but that can't be true because they aren't the Weird Sisters anymore. Woe.

[ohlily.livejournal.com]

YOU HAVE KILLED MY WEIRD SISTERS DREAMS. WHY. WHY?

But I seriously didn't know they weren't doing that anymore. Wah.

[ohlily.livejournal.com]

PYTHON!PORN IS AWESOME. BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. And also quite sexy.

And the ViggooOOoOOo000OOOo00OOOOooooO. Mmmhmm. Yeah.

EW DAN WHAT HAVE THEY DONE TO YOU, MAH BEBBEH?! *cuddles him and tries to repair the damage*

[excepttheweasel.livejournal.com]

ooooh! do your crazy yiddische aunts...speak yiddische? *is a quarter jewish and thus crazy for all things Old Country*

big deal, i saw graham chapman's penis in life of brian.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

They sometimes speak yiddisch. It's horrendous. But mostly they coo and are nauseaous.

When did you see Graham Chapman's penis in "Grail"?! :O:O:O

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

*schnugs her avvi* :)))

[camisado.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's the Pythons and they're NEKKID! All except Graham Chapman and John Cleese

Isn't that Chapman smoking the pipe? It looks like Palin, Gilliam, Idle, Chapman, Jones, no?

I love the Viggo kissing pics. <3

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Silly me, of course it's Chapman. :)

Viggo is rather hot in those pics. Specially with Billeh. ;)

[lazy-daze.livejournal.com]

;aklgjdh MMMM PICSPAM. <3333333333 we lovesss your picspams, Mooooonay :D

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

<3333333333!!! We loves every entry you write dazy lazy! :D :-*

[fyrie.livejournal.com]

*is quietly ogling and wibbling over Jason's suckable lower lip*

*will one day get over this bloody lip fetish*

[mimbulus.livejournal.com]

ICONLURVE!!!1! <3

[liberalinthesun.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT HAWT HAWT HAWT VIGDOM KISS!!!111!!!!!ONE!!1!!!!!ENO!1!!!!

That. Is. The. Hottest. Thing. Ever. OH EM GEE!

I can die happy now.

*dies*

Did I mention that picture is hawt?

[liberalinthesun.livejournal.com]

HOLY SHIT HAWT HAWT HAWT VIGDOM KISS!!!1!1!!!!1!1ONE!!11!ONE!!11!!1ONE!!11

That. Is. The. Hottest. Thing. Ever. Yum.

I can die happy now.

*dies*

Did I mention that picture is super hawt?