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loony_moonyI'm stuck in the middle of writing the porn for my new J2 fic. I blame Jensen, because he would not blow Jared. Oh, the troubles of an RPS writer. :D
I offer three unpopular Supernatural fandom opinions, so I can pretend I'm not leaving two fictional guys with fictionally horrible erections:
1. For the most part, I think the series' original score is a constant weak spot. It could be because I'm a musician (certified an' all! and by certified I don't mean only insane). The only exceptions to this opinion that I can think of would be the Winchester Doom Theme which is pretty and sad, and the Badass Sam Theme, because I have a huge weakness for electronic pop/rock. But mostly, I really do think a lot of the the time that Whatshisface Gruska should lay off the synthesizer.
2. Oh, I'm gonna be SO hated for this. :D I personally prefer the Dean!hair on Jensen the most. I saw Dark Angel, I saw his "Blonde" kimono dance, I saw various incriminating photos from his modelling days. And I saw pics of him when he's not working. I think the Dean!hair, while sometimes waaaaay too short, gives him a nice, rougher edge, that in some ways forced him to grow into Dean in a certain way, as well as his own looks. BWAH. I wouldn't do Alec. Never ever. I'd be afraid his hair would devour me in my sleep. Hahahaha, I said "devour". xD
3. In general, I don't really get the whole lumberjack!Sam thing. All of those plaid shirts are really kinda searing my eyes every once in a while. The main reason I don't like this image of him, though, is because I suspect it doesn't have a lot to do with Sam so much as this disturbing plaid trend all the Hollywood Douches(TM)* have been promoting the last year or two. When I say "plaid trend", I don't necessarily mean Jared's plaid tendencies, because he's from Texas blah blah blah. I mean all those foppish annoying guys wearing plaid as if they're about to sing about how their dear papa was a girly. And because they're wearing it, guys in the street wear it too, as if it's perfectly acceptable to look like a cheap tablecloth. And because the guys in the street wear it, of course Sam Winchester would wear it, because Sam Winchester is the everyman Antichrist, and it's really his plaid habit that'll throw you off his scent. So to this I'd like to say "NO" and add a resounding "WTF" with a closing clause of "Jared Padalecki is so damn gorgeous, why are you doing this to his amazing body you crazy wardrobe bitches?"
*koff*
* - One day I will lay out all my "Hollywood Douches" theory, complete with pics. Oh yes. Probably next week, when it forces itself out of my brain, in a horribly Greek mythological way.
I offer three unpopular Supernatural fandom opinions, so I can pretend I'm not leaving two fictional guys with fictionally horrible erections:
1. For the most part, I think the series' original score is a constant weak spot. It could be because I'm a musician (certified an' all! and by certified I don't mean only insane). The only exceptions to this opinion that I can think of would be the Winchester Doom Theme which is pretty and sad, and the Badass Sam Theme, because I have a huge weakness for electronic pop/rock. But mostly, I really do think a lot of the the time that Whatshisface Gruska should lay off the synthesizer.
2. Oh, I'm gonna be SO hated for this. :D I personally prefer the Dean!hair on Jensen the most. I saw Dark Angel, I saw his "Blonde" kimono dance, I saw various incriminating photos from his modelling days. And I saw pics of him when he's not working. I think the Dean!hair, while sometimes waaaaay too short, gives him a nice, rougher edge, that in some ways forced him to grow into Dean in a certain way, as well as his own looks. BWAH. I wouldn't do Alec. Never ever. I'd be afraid his hair would devour me in my sleep. Hahahaha, I said "devour". xD
3. In general, I don't really get the whole lumberjack!Sam thing. All of those plaid shirts are really kinda searing my eyes every once in a while. The main reason I don't like this image of him, though, is because I suspect it doesn't have a lot to do with Sam so much as this disturbing plaid trend all the Hollywood Douches(TM)* have been promoting the last year or two. When I say "plaid trend", I don't necessarily mean Jared's plaid tendencies, because he's from Texas blah blah blah. I mean all those foppish annoying guys wearing plaid as if they're about to sing about how their dear papa was a girly. And because they're wearing it, guys in the street wear it too, as if it's perfectly acceptable to look like a cheap tablecloth. And because the guys in the street wear it, of course Sam Winchester would wear it, because Sam Winchester is the everyman Antichrist, and it's really his plaid habit that'll throw you off his scent. So to this I'd like to say "NO" and add a resounding "WTF" with a closing clause of "Jared Padalecki is so damn gorgeous, why are you doing this to his amazing body you crazy wardrobe bitches?"
*koff*
* - One day I will lay out all my "Hollywood Douches" theory, complete with pics. Oh yes. Probably next week, when it forces itself out of my brain, in a horribly Greek mythological way.
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Date: 2008-05-31 12:30 am (UTC)And Sam's wardrobe has always bewildered me. Also, they're not *actually* screaming hicks, and while I don't expect a lot of fashion-consciousness, plaid isn't really a big thing where I live. (Neither are the same three layers all 12 months/year, but whatever.) With all the credit card fraud they do, I'd think an occasional shopping spree, at least for some generic normal man-clothes, wouldn't be out of place.
Finally two things: 1) I can't wait for your next picspam. *g*
And 2) I totally feel your pain. When the boys started arguing over the blowjob in my last fic, I think *I* almost died of blue balls before they managed to work it out. Fuckers. :P
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Date: 2008-05-31 12:45 am (UTC)No, they're not hicks. Sam went to fucking Stanford for four years, with a full ride. Would living with Dean lower one's fashion sense? Really? With his ultra low-rise jeans and awesome leather jacket?
God, how do you make them do stuff? I'm sitting in front of the freakin fic, wrecking my brains for another way to describe "and then Jared groped Jensen, and Jensen sank to his knees and blew Jared's enormous cock and then there was much rejoicing". UNGH.
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Date: 2008-05-31 05:53 pm (UTC)I refuse to believe or imagine Jensen bald. *lalalalalanotlistening*
Hm... My tricks for getting over the pornblock are: 1) read something smutty to get in the mood, 2) watch gay porn to get in the mood, 3) have sex [to get in the mood], 4) try to imagine myself in the character's place, 5) get drunk/stoned and try writing.
GOod luck. :)