Loltastic Tinsletown is loltastic!
Dec. 16th, 2008 10:32 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
loony_moonyRPattz rumored to be playing Jack Sparrow's brother in PotC 4
Why is it LOLTASTIC? For one thing, I'm sure Johnny Depp is not as ecstatic to "reprise his beloved role" as his banker is (what is his paycheck, $40M this time?). For another, apparently Russel Brand AND Zefron were both up for the part already, so I'm predicting the next It guy "up for the role" would probably be Jon Hamm. Also? RPATTZ AS A PIRATE. OH LAWL!
Ben Barnes rumored to be playing Aro on New Moon
Why is this one loltastic? Well, for one, Aro is supposed to be a gazillion year old vampire, one of the Volturi brothers, so he's supposed to look really fucking ancient (which in Twilight verse means he's sort of a faded, glaucoma-ed version of Eric Bana or something), and not an olive-skinned gorgeous 20-something English dude. Also? PRINCE CASPIAN, THE SPRAKLY ITALIAN VAMPIRE GRANDAD. LAAAAWL.
Also, it's almost certain Jacob has been recast. So long, trollish little Jared Padalecki wannabe.I still kinda wanna see Padalecki play Jacob, if only because he's actually what Jacob's size should be. Also because I wanna laugh my ass off at seeing Jared Padalecki fursplode onscreen. *KOFF*
Why is it LOLTASTIC? For one thing, I'm sure Johnny Depp is not as ecstatic to "reprise his beloved role" as his banker is (what is his paycheck, $40M this time?). For another, apparently Russel Brand AND Zefron were both up for the part already, so I'm predicting the next It guy "up for the role" would probably be Jon Hamm. Also? RPATTZ AS A PIRATE. OH LAWL!
Ben Barnes rumored to be playing Aro on New Moon
Why is this one loltastic? Well, for one, Aro is supposed to be a gazillion year old vampire, one of the Volturi brothers, so he's supposed to look really fucking ancient (which in Twilight verse means he's sort of a faded, glaucoma-ed version of Eric Bana or something), and not an olive-skinned gorgeous 20-something English dude. Also? PRINCE CASPIAN, THE SPRAKLY ITALIAN VAMPIRE GRANDAD. LAAAAWL.
Also, it's almost certain Jacob has been recast. So long, trollish little Jared Padalecki wannabe.
