SRS JPAD BZNIS

[loony_moony]

SO. I know all my flist is exploding about this overspammed picture of GOTH LAWLNESS



(It's very possible I just had A BRAIN ANEURYSM FROM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS PHOTO)


But I'm still stuck on THIS PICTURE



Because I'm fairly sure that white stuff by his eye is the reason I DREAMED LAST NIGHT JARED HAD A CRUSH ON EDWARD CULLEN. No seriously. IT LOOKS LIKE HE GOT A SPARKLY FACIAL MMKAY. Like, full-on, UNSUBTLY STALK YOU IN SCHOOL, LET'S GET MARRIED AND HAVE HORRIBLE VAMPIRE BABIES crush. JARED PADALECKI, MEMBER OF THE SPARKLE MOTION.

Comments

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

THAT GOTH PHOTO IS JUST SO BAD. D: MAKE IT GO AWAY.

I prefer the second picture! BELLY. NGH.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I KNOW BB I KNOW. I don't get the allure either. He couldn't look more ridiculous if they put him in drag. HELL, HE WAS IN DRAG AND STILL LOOKED LESS RIDICULOUS. Jared Padalecki =/= THE DARKNESS WITHIN US ALLLLLLL

I'm actually stuck on JEANS. :D

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

THANK GOD THERE IS SOMEONE OUT THERE WHO FEELS HOW I DO! *CLINGS*

I just wanna lick that sliver of skin. NNF.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I CAN'T BELIEVE ANYONE'S FINDING THIS PHOTO HOT. It seriously looks like someone dared Dean Forester to go goth.

I SORT OF WANNA LICK ALL OF IT TBH. Except that white shit on his temple.

[kashmir1.livejournal.com]

ME EITHER! I thought it was a bad manip at first. =/

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

ME TOO. I thought someone went crazy with photoshop on him again. ISN'T JENSEN USUALLY THE VICTIM OF GOTHAMIZATION?

[rudhampaiel.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? He was in drag? *confused face*

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I meant the Jaredina photo. HEY, HE HAD MAKE UP ON AND THEY MADE HIS HAIR INTO A BEEHIVE. :D

[rudhampaiel.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. Okay, yes, that's totally close enough.

I was going to feel severely out of the loop if I'd actually missed Jared-in-a-dress somewhere.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW EVERYONE IS SQUEEING OVER THAT GOTH PHOTO. IT IS JUST SO AWFUL AND IT BELONGS ON JPAD'S SHITTY TEENAGE MYSPACE.

I want the second photo!Jared to battle stupid goth!Jared to the death. That would be hot.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

YES YES EXACTLY. IT'S DOWNSTRAIGHT HORRIBLE AND WHY JARED WHYYYY.

I don't know how they did it, but second!Jared looks about twice the size of goth!Jared. HOW DID THEY DO THAT.

[wanttobeatree.livejournal.com]

I HOPE JENSEN IS MOCKING HIM ABOUT IT RIGHT NOW.

I'M NOT QUITE SURE, but I think it's something to do with the first photographer being shit.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

I HOPE EVER SINCE THIS PHOTO CAME OUT, JENSEN'S BEEN TEXTING HIM GOTH JOKES. AND THEN NIN LYRICS. AND THEN JARED LETO'S NUMBER.

How fucking ironic is it that Blackbook couldn't book a better photographer than the ones on red carpet duty.

[miaruma.livejournal.com]

... That photo is going to be on banners for the 984753247/? - part emo/hooker/traumatised/poortorturedsoul/acombinationofallthat-Jared/Jensen fanfics EVERYWHERE.

Also, there should be fic with jensen FINALLY having something against brickpants-blackmail (not that brickpants STILL don't lose :D:D)

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

YES IT WILL. AND I SHALL CRY TEARS OF BLOOD WHENEVER I SEE IT. If I read those kinds of fics anyway, heheheheh.

Brickpants ALWAYS LOSE. But I have full trust in Jensen to tape copies of this pic on every available surface of SPN's set when Jared gets back. :D

[miaruma.livejournal.com]

The problem with these fics is that you don't even NEED to read them to see their banners x-posted over EVERY GODDAMN COMM in the universe *takes breath to keep self from having another fanfic related rant*

HAHA, now i want an emogoth!sam episode just so the makeupartist can use that photo for reference :D:D:D:D

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

...which is why I don't watch SPN fic comms anymore, unless they're challenges.

THAT WOULD BE AN EDLUND EPISODE, Y/Y. BECAUSE GOTH!SAM WOULD LOOK JUST THAT BAD.

[rudhampaiel.livejournal.com]

Ahahaha. I would enjoy it SO MUCH if Jared were a hardcore Twilight fan, living of course with a long-suffering Jensen who is SO SICK OF THIS SHIT, AND WHAT'S SO GREAT ABOUT EDWARD CULLEN ANYWAY, JARED? HUH? WHAT.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

Jensen wouldn't understand THE INFINITE ALLURE OF AN UNTREATED MANIP DEPRESSIVE VAMPIRE WHO DRESSES IN BEIGE, OKAY. HE'S MYSTERIOUS AND DREAMY, JENSEN. GO BACK TO DROOLING OVER TIM RIGGINS.

[rudhampaiel.livejournal.com]

NO (Jensen would say) FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS IS A CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED SHOW, OKAY? YOU'RE OBSESSING OVER VAMPIRES WITH TWELVE-YEAR-OLD GIRLS. AND TIM RIGGINS IS MISUNDERSTOOD. HE'S HAD A HARD LIFE. DON'T TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT.

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

THE ENTIRE FREAKIN WORLD WANTS TO BANG ROBERT PATTINSON, JENSEN. THE ENTIRE WORLD. EXCEPT FOR YOU, BECAUSE YOU'RE TOO BUSY STARING AT TIM RIGGINS' ABS, DON'T GIVE ME THE HARD KNOCK LIFE BULL. BY THE WAY, EDWARD AND I WERE MEANT TO BEEEE.

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

That picture of him at he premiere... I just want to run up, tug his shirt down and tell him to wear something that actually fits, cut his damn hair, make a different face and quit acting like a diva. (Because that pose is all kinds of fabulousness... or something)

Is my bias showing again? *g* I should try and hide it better...

[loony-moony.livejournal.com]

He looks pretty fucking gay, yes. :) I'm flappable about the hair. I really miss S2 Samhair, but it's not that far away from what he currently sports.

Madam, I think your Jensen love is shining to Outer Space. :D

[elrina753.livejournal.com]

Don't get my started about his hair. I start having fantasy's of the clippers I used to have for my horse. *happy clipper thoughts*

My Jensen love is like the light of a thousand sons. My Jared love is a black hole. It can't be helped. This is the way it is *g*