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*DEEEEEEEEP BREATH*

Oh god soda withdrawal is AWFUL omfg omfg everyone should see Coraline it's absolutely gorgeous and adorable and gothic-scary and eeeeeeee what what the Oscars have gone over 3 hours (quelle surprise) but my DVR hasn't realized that GRRRRRRR aaaaaaaah Marion Cotillard your dress is made of MY DREAMS ILU ANNE HATHAWAY ooooh now I see why everyone's been jonesing about Hugh Jackman Jesusfuck did he really just do an Astaire there HAHA WOLVERINE okay Beyonce needs to fuck off from the Oscars THAT'S IT I HAVE NO PATIENCE FOR HER oh LAWL poor RPattz who looks like he wants to off himself for talking about Twilight in the Oscars 2 feet away from Brad Pitt and Mickey Rourke (who I bet is the new Jack Nicholson) mmmm I'm actually liking this ceremony for a change and that five winners trick is really nifty HAHA BEN STILLER ILU YES am I the only person here who's really fucking happy they keep showing that clip of the Joker in the police car THAT BROADWAY MEDLEY WAS MADE OF FAIL I missed Kate Winslet's speech and Sean Penn's too (EEEEEEEE GO MILK) but man I think Dustin Lance Black stole his gay thunder anyway even with the commie line oh man James Franco and Seth Rogen singing modified ABBA are LOVE (Orlando Bloom's dad in Pirates of the Caribbean!) AAAAAAH Michael Shannon SHO PRETTY OMFG I wanna have sex with his shy smile Angelina Jolie's jewellery is fucking FIERCE

*catches up with flist* AHAHAHAHAHAH WTF JENSEN ACKLES DID YOU REALLY JUST TAKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OFFICIALLY OUT TO A GOLF TOURNAMENT? Man, you are probably the hottest man I've ever fucking SEEN on television, but you suck as a boyfriend. However, I'm inexplicably really starting to dig your girlfriend as a person, so I think that next time you wanna take her to, I dunno, bingo night at your grandparents, you can take Jared instead and I and Danneel can go to a strip club or something.

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